i do want to point out that this does challenge the ironclad conventional wisdom that no one gives a shit about democracy

more and more people are saying this (trump 2 is vichy france)

repeal scotus and replace it with 9 federal judges who agree that the era is rightfully and legally the 28th amendment

Some more fan art of @badambulist.bsky.social 's The Sisters of Dorley. (One day my brain will let me draw something else again.) Really happy with this one

such a handsome young man

riiiiight right yeah okay europe cool so we're all down with globalizing the intifada now? sit down bitch be humble

Imagine if HBO had put all that Harry Potter money into producing an adapatation of Le Guin's A Wizard of Earthsea instead.

It's tradition to shotgun one of these every Columbus Day.

Gizmo

getting maverickbaited by Marjorie Taylor Greene is like losing chess to a dog

life hack: if u infodump enough about nerdy shit eventually a woman will say "just shut up and kiss me" it works for me somehow

Can't trust a mf who hates Jazz, their soul lacks a sense of fun or whimsy.

Girrrllll

succubus - female demon that seduces men incubus - male demon that seduces women vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party

What's funny is that the pop misunderstanding that produced this nonsense is something that applies to a number of English curse words. "Damn", "hell", "bastard", "bitch" are all contextually profane and dependent on the register or speech.

"We did it, Patrick! We defeated cringe liberal norms on the limits of political discourse."

it’s blues vs sabres tonight? the girls are fighting…

I know what happened to DB Cooper and why we never found Cooper again. DB Cooper obviously used the money to transition and thus why we never saw her again~

If sandwich shops don’t start offering a sandwich named “the acquittal” then what are we even doing

hello epic transgender people 👋 I love you

New Deal architect Frances Perkins might've felt vindicated. She was threatened w/impeachment, the subject of a birther conspiracy, went before the Dies committee, & was roasted by Coughlin on the radio. She said the New Deal was born the day she witnessed the Triangle shirtwaist fire.

Was this the best use of my time today? No. Is it the most amusing way I could have spent the last 90 minutes? Absolutely. Pattern is free here: bit.ly/4nGGCGc

my “historical fact” is now impossible to verify. my birth certificate says i’m nonbinary. this administration can kick rocks

FDR would've felt incredibly vindicated by all of this. A core proposition of the New Deal was that the country's ruling class was incapable — at best — of defending the Constitution, and that it was up to a dissident vanguard of intellectuals, in conjunction with workers and farmers, to do it.

Should women be hated as witches or patronized as overgrown children? The paper of record debates the two available options.

RELEASE THE BUTTHOLE CUT DONT FUCK US HERE GAVIN

Double sun

Batbirb

Which brings me to something I increasingly like to harp on: 90% of what these chucklefucks deride as ‘woke’ are norms and limits that evolved over a long period of time to make organizations functional in the context of a complex society. (3/n)

massive w for popular sovereignty

I don’t think they know what this means and they’re gonna be so confused when trans people start ordering this shirt en masse iconbox.shop/products/egg...

The law is what n̶i̶n̶e̶ ̶j̶u̶d̶g̶e̶s̶ twelve jurors say the law is

ICE AGENTS KEEP MOVING THIS IS A DIJON MUSTARD TOWN

magic goolsball, what do you think of cutting flights right before the holidays?

HELL YES CHICAGO KICKS ASS AND HATERS KICK ROCKS

"Forced to participate in Jewish rituals" is a hell of a way to sanewash complaining about the prospect of sharing food with Jews.

Fans have always been trailblazing in ways Magic only picks up on years later •Alterists were ahead on borderless cards and art style experimentation •Proxy makers were ahead on visual design and frames •Custom card designers were ahead on using low resolution art assets from outside properties

botswana is one of the best countries in the world: universal healthcare. minimum wage. lgbtq rights. they took their diamond money and are using it to pay for free antiretrovirals to its many hiv+ citizens

That "energy" is called "sincere love for civic duty and the public", which makes the Terminally Online recoil like a vampire before the cross.

Conservatives are *so* fucking whiny. It is *their* god-given right to imply murdering *you*, but the second you say a simple "fuck you", the world has collapsed and civility is dead. Sorry folks, this is the world *y'all* created. Sow the wind, reap the whirlwind.

“At the height of the AIDS crisis, when so many others wanted to push LGBTQ people under the rug, Nancy Pelosi fought proudly for us to be treated with dignity. In her first remarks on the House floor in 1987, she announced that she had come to Congress to fight AIDS.”

Me finding out @zohrankmamdani won. Captured by the great Faraz Ansari

sorry I've added a "Controversy" section to your wikipedia article while you were asleep

This is good, like Beto's "all 254 counties" that he made A Thing I have my own issue with Beto (tho obv I voted for him over the other choice lmao), but this stuff is important

lol imagine if they gave it to sheinbaum and carney instead

i still think leslie, ben, ann, and chris are a closed bisexual polycule (that are obviously on the down low for political reasons)

i’ve done this twice so far and i’m not afraid to do it again

[sighing] i’ll add it to the list