ain’t nobody watching that shit

Joaquin Phoenix for the Javier Milei biopic. Or maybe Martin Freeman in an epic hairpiece. Can’t decide

letting the kid be car dj for the drive home and I gotta say

biked through the back roads of yamhill county for a good cause today

gonna cheat with a couplet They caught and drowned the front man Of the world’s worst rock and roll band

my kingdom for a meeting cancellation

if you’re in line to be a late-night host, STAY in line

they don't have the capacity to compel obedience by the process of law. they don't have the capacity to compel obedience by violence. the only lever by which they can obtain obedience is fear. do not offer it to them.

I just want you to know there is nothing wrong or illegal in mixing emergen-C, tangerine topo chico, and a shot of tequila some might even call it "best practices" for a cold

I only respect British pols named Ed (Balls and Davey)

why did we let these dweebs amass so much power? fuckin dweebs.

ok the new gorillaz (with sparks!) is a damn banger

We're about to experience the first modern recession caused substantially, and perhaps primarily, by racism.

ok all I need is a 70-point night from TJ Hockenson and I will be 2-0! let's go TJ

Aaron Judge 2017 (rookie season) vs. Nick Kurtz 2025 (before today's game) K%: Judge 30.7, Kurtz 30.0 (Judge has since gotten down to mid 20s) SLG%: Judge .627, Kurtz .622 wRC+: Judge 174, Kurtz 172 I'm not saying Kurtz is going to become Judge, but...

watching noted homophobe Clayton Kershaw eat shit against my favorite team is not a bad way to be distracted while making dinner

pump sad dabo into my veins pls

shapiro? looking dumb? never

👀

giants wyd

*jim halpert stare*

If you are on the TPUSA list of professors or are an otherwise visible left academic, I strongly recommend reviewing your digital footprint. Is your address public information? What about your family members? crimethinc.com/2020/08/26/d...

we were at pub trivia and they announced that the princess bride was a category my son, misremembering, says: “hello, my name is antonio banderas. you killed my father. prepare to die.”

deans, a professional group famously known for their courage and moral strength

jesus fucking christ

I know that many many worthy causes call on your time and money these days, but let me add one to the pile. On 9/20 I'll be riding in Bike MS Oregon both with and for my brother-in-law, who was diagnosed two years ago. Anyway! Today any donation of $25 or more will be matched! Thanks for your time.

hey capitalism

shocked, shocked that the dropback quarterback from Michigan playing in his first NFL game is bad

“the latest release of ChatGPT (5.3.04) can now do ersatz therapy in Esperanto!”

ALL THAT *AND* SCORIGAMI?!

I don't have a lot of NFL opinions but one is that the Ravens could be a historically great team this season

screaming at my TV "why does the jersey have ONLY the last name and the 'JR.' or 'III'"?! SEQUENCE POST-NOMINALS MAKE NO SENSE WITHOUT THE FIRST NAME, GOD DAMNIT"

come on by if you want some salsa

Doctor I trust more than RFK Jr.

my son (second from R) and his cousins from 2021. he is now a grown-ass human with a deep voice

man, they don’t think that and they don’t care. he’s the badass guy in aviators and a cowboy hat saying “I love the smell of napalm in the morning.” that’s it. that’s all.

that one university gets the two best rivalry game nicknames (El Assico and Farmageddon) is just not fair

"Harrison Butker, interestingly enough, is wide right" I see you, Rich Eisen

what's depressing is that a lot of this dumb shit is just going to hang around because of inertia

mets rotation rn

well fuck I guess I wasted a HELL of a lot of free time from ages 14-18 trying to figure that shit out

I've been doing something similar, with similarly great results. Sample size of one class, but I really think students are *relieved* by a consciously low-tech course

considering doing something incredibly stupid

inside you there are two Mariners

this is small, but. today some bozo blew through a four-way stop when I was taking the kid to school. and later I was pushing my cart from the grocery store into the parking lot & nearly got taken out by some jagoff flooring it in a marked pedestrian zone. society is dead. threw my shit off today!

man I hope there’s a gentlemen’s agreement among all FBS coaches to absolutely pinball the score against UNC when possible

don't have strong feelings one way or the other, but belichick looking old and sad and helpless while getting his ass handed to him by tcu is pretty funny. can't see him making it through a full season

jfc what the hell is going on in the Building On The River

the university alert message saying “there is not an active shooter in the student union” is raising questions already answered by the message

two weeks in, and my low-tech classroom is going great. students, writing in notebooks with pens and pencils. faces looking up and at each other. printed readings full of highlights and marginal notes. me, scribbling on a dry erase board. the vibes are good