happy birthday. APPARENTLY

Remember how lefties used to say "abolish ICE" back in the 2010s, and got roundly scolded by the centrists for it ever since, and now events have shown beyond a shadow of a doubt that they were 1000% on the correct side of history, but somehow they're still being scolded? Fun.

Explaining to my 8yo that the moduli space of labeled triangles up to orientation-preserving similarity is the complex projective line has somehow not helped him with the distinction between isosceles and scalene.

Imagine this: we have socialism and a planned economy. A new technology is invented that automates a ton including your job. No worries. You get paid to get retrained in a new field and you can keep living in your apartment cause you’re not charged to live there. All is fine.

HISTORY CHECK DC 4

I’ve been on HRT for 3 years & am confident that transitioning saved my life. Everyone should have healthcare, bodily autonomy is a human right. 🏳️‍⚧️💖🏳️‍🌈

me, responding to "hey beautiful whats up looking for rn"

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"i learned who amelia earhart was today while frantically googling CONSPIRACY THEORIES US DEEP STATE -EPSTEIN and then got chatgpt to write this post"

im DOING MY PART! get the fuck outta oakland blue maga chuds or i will be forced to Bark at u a Second Time!!

a) will buying this get me laid b) um so im uhhh actually um prettttty new to magic, is it kind of like yu gi oh? or duel masters? 👉👈🥺🥺🥺 but legit idk what im doing is buying a commander deck to start a sensible thing im here for the catgirl duh

felt slutty so i wandered into the board game store and im standing around the mtg section looking confused

“hey mom can we have ᴍᴀᴛᴇʀɪᴀʟ sᴜᴘᴘᴏʀᴛ ғᴏʀ ᴛʀᴀɴs ʀɪɢʜᴛs?” mom: "hahahaha don't be silly Da-i-mean-Tess, we have ᴘᴇʀғᴏʀᴍᴀᴛɪᴠᴇ ᴄɪs ᴀʟʟʏsʜɪᴘ at home" the ᴘᴇʀғᴏʀᴍᴀᴛɪᴠᴇ ᴄɪs ᴀʟʟʏsʜɪᴘ: (note the label on the tape)

onlyfans girl who actually is rly neat and tidy but makes sure to scatter a bunch of piles of random shit and monster cans and stuff around her room for a shoot for that hot hot t4t cred

acab includes dads who tell you you cant get to the airport 26 minutes before the flight

me whenever i walk in to a sephora

butbutbut... all my friends live in Omelas! they have really good play parties! the taco trucks can NOT be beat! 🥺🥺🥺

Generals gathered in their masses Just to kiss the Nazis' asses

faggot fall femboy fall fat titty fall femme fall fucboi fall audiophile autumn autism autumn agp autumn SCREW IT WE POAST THE WHOLE LIST ITS MAXIMALIST MONTH

h-heyyy um i cant help but to have noticed but ummmm are those ᴛɪᴛᴀɴɪᴜᴍ sᴋɪᴅ ʙʟᴏᴄᴋs 😳

shoutout to apple by supporting the trans community by releasing a smol dainty phone that still has a screen big enough for Poasting this is the most affirmed a tech company has made me feel since they released rust

im literally not sure when the last time i had a full ass conversation with a cis man was.... like i'm bisexual in principle, but like not enough to go out of my way about it

hilariously, when i moved back to the bay 2 years ago, i believed the reputation for being a town that's like 80% men, was all wistfully yearning to be around more girls... NOW my favorite bar has a line to go stand outside on the patio because THERE ARE LITERALLY TOO MANY HOT GIRLS TO WALK SAFELY

or at least a signal thread

(watching the super bowl halftime show) wow she's great! what's her name? taylor swift? wow ive never heard of her before but i will check her out

you’re telling me this entire Siberian Orchestra is trans?

WEIRD (trans lady) TRANSITION TIPS -learn your star sign. people expect women to know this -learn to do your brows. shit’s like free ffs -if other women who are strangers (cashiers, waiters, etc) say to “take care” they see you as one of them

Real post on another network:

gayboi influencer: "gay culture is thinking that no matter what is going on you can solve it by getting hotter" trans girls: "hold my white monster"

fuck you paul erdos

EVIL EVIL FUCKERS

my goal in life is to one day post a selfie with like a tenth as much aura as this MOREOVER ICE MUST BE DESTROYED

okay if fucking GERMANY can do it what the fuck is our excuse

HOLY FUCKING SHIT WHAT WERE GONNA WIN

it never stops being weird seeing random bluesky posts operating at an intellectual level that would get you bullied out of the writers room at even the most pretentious of major media outlets, but this is the best discussion of the biden economy ive seen:

more like pointless fetch quest diagnostics amirite what do you MEAN i gathered all these shell shards and the reward is just cosmetic??

how the fuck did i chip my nails so badly like two days after getting them done AGH PAYING THE TYLENOL TAX THIS WEEK LADIES

theyd call it Five Guys Burgers and Fries and 1 Girl who is Sucking Off all Five Guys at Once if i was in that restaurant rn

this is the one and only thing in us politics that is going better in recent months than i expected it to NOW IMAGINE IF WE COULD HAVE GOTTEN HERE TWENTY THREE FUCKING MONTHS OF HELL ON EARTH AGO THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN NICE HUH

whos up bringing peace to the wads

maybe if ICE agents don't want to get assaulted they shouldn't dress like generic video game badguys 💅✨

me and whom and whom

as well as various tryptamines and phenethylamines i have known and loved

It is Erin reed's sacred duty as a journalist to give every trans woman a panic attack once a day

put trans women characters in things i am not asking i am commanding

do we think girls satisfy fermionic or bosonic statistics? does pauli exclusion apply? can you have two girls who are both top or both strange or both charmed?

hey chat can you do me a personal favor and, against what your presumable interests would otherwise be, give it up for hot trans women

if she cant parry shes too young for u girl

beloved 80's hollywood classic does a remake with the male cast replaced by women: cringe, boring, derivative, pandering beloved 5-year old video game does a sequel with a femme protagonist: BRILLIANT GAME OF THE YEAR I WILL FIGHT YOU IF YOU DONT LIKE THIS GAME happy hades 2/silksong release!

sorry fred again... but i made it thru the next six months and despite both finding dancing and becoming a girl i dont think i can quite say what came next was incredible