WAIT SHIT WRONG PICTURE OOPS PLS DELETE 😭🙈

speaking generally, I think the no. 1 thing you can do as a cis ally is help a trans woman get a job

how long before they have to pass a rule about vaping during filibusters???

*defying gravity voice* IT'S MEEEEEEEE

great news bsky! i'm freshly polyunsaturated (that's t4t for "single"). if you're hot and weird and in the bay area, feel free to shoot ur shot.

*turning the calendar from PRIDE to WRATH*

this Pride weekend, SFPD attacked a peaceful gathering of queers, violently, in riot gear. fortunately, you've never heard of this gathering and neither has anybody you know. but these folks are beautiful brave sexy human beings just like you and me, and we must all do whatever we can to fight back.

SO PROUD OF MY CHILD HAPPY PRIDE

t4t remains goated when gf who respects mommy's gaming time is the vibe

insert political commentary here

true story in college the grandson of a certain executive of a certain evil corporation was in my dining hall. this guy suuuucked, obviously. he ran an ultra-fundie catholic cult. they were /literally/ *Monarchists*. one time they did an *exorcism* because we used a Ouija board at a party.

THEYRE SERVING DRINKS TO FIRST CLASS NOW WHILE WE ALL SIT HERE WITH OUR DICKS IN OUR HANDS I GUESS THEY HAD CATERING AFTER ALL HUH

american airlines rn leaving an already-hour-delayed flight sitting on the runway boarded long enough for them to need a new pilot because get this they dont have enough catering items for first class its a five fucking hour flight unrelated has anyone seen snowpiercer its a good movie

vaping and taking a massive dump in the ladies room at my flight's north carolina connection just to feel something

my mother has graduated to "wait maybe i wanna change my name to [stereotypical dyke name]" and "you know, ive always been a very masculine woman...."

these girls keep calling me phish but im just wondering like are they gonna stop tuning and playing their instruments or what

doing some light reading

nobody knows what this means

happy pride im making myself cry singing the wicked soundtrack in the mirror if you arent at least this gay pls git gud

my 62yo married catholic mother just was perving on some chick in a bikini like "i mean... im not GAY but like... Waow 👀🥲"

DAWHHH i got she/herred by a random 12yo who was sitting near me on a flight today 😍🌸🌈 happy pwideee

Less SpaceX, more gay sex

8bitdos before 8bithoes

"do you have any hobbies?" uh yeah it's called my rich inner life, brother

SCOOP: So remember Dialog, Peter Thiel's private society that doesn't have a public website and no public list of members? I (along with a number of other journalists) have just been tipped off that embedded in the code of their closed off website there IS what seems to be a list of some members.

hey siri does cum have collagen in it

yo dawg i heard u like girls so i put your girl inside your girl so she can get her off while you get her off

lesbians be like [3-10 days of nonstop intimacy] 2hr later: "🥺👉👈 does she hate me i think she hates me i should probably check right"

ladies remember you can be your own ethereal bisexual that you're pretending to read Foucault to impress

i rly need to disappoint a puppygirl in bed badly enough that she laughs at me like the duck hunt dog

hooked up w a smol adhd brainrotted zoomer call her a fidget spinner

it’s pride month, have you made a gay friend “skdjdjddkfjkd” today?

the best shitposts are indistinguishable from mental breakdowns

not everyone was kung fu fighting. some of us were just trying to put on a sweater.

of course they never cared about Pride, but the world in which they pretend to care is vastly better than the one in which they don't pretend and we are seeing it in real time we want the money to think there's more profit in being performatively woke than performatively bigoted

committing election fraud,, to become superintendent and add woke 3.0 back to school curricula

me, toxically trying to crack my "son"'s egg: "lock in, you speedrun like a girl"

hanging chads? it's about time #incelrevolution

i KNEW gooning was praxis. i knew it!!

LOLWUT just got a prescription delivery (for dick-hard pills, tho presumably only i knew this?) and the - admittedly, pretty attractive - delivery guy asked me "do you do content 👀" 🥹🤭🤫😭 im dying im like wearing unsexy wfh pajamas??

sorry babe my ai agent spent $200 on onlyfans i tried to stop it 🥺

turns out that transphobia is considered an impure side effect and is relegated into an unimplemented monad 🥹 still tho, you aren't going to convince me to learn how nix works sorry guys

*me, flirting* you know.... i'm something of a "smooth groin politician myself"......

there were transfems in front of me in line at the petco transparently buying petplay supplies (cute, based even) but when they got to the front of the line it became very clear from the conversations they were having with the cashier that one of them WORKS AT THIS STORE. UNIMAGINABLE SWAGGER

i did it without having read the book AND WITH MY FINGER DEEP INSIDE MY RECTUM and arguably, but we all know it's true, so did half the english department

regulate the us into submission eu mommy

you know some artists you find out theyre nazis and its a bummer, like come on 15 years ago kanye was a good musician (and already a nazi!!1!) some artists you find out they're nazis and you're like wow see this is a skeet about morrisey

Happy Pride Month. If you're a gay man, please remember your power. People often think that gay men are innately fashionable, which means if you wear some stupid shit for long enough, straight people, including homophobes, will copy you and then you can laugh at them.

happy pride month

wait so now that were all like officially designated terrorist enemies of the state that should at least mean we dont have to do jury duty