…🤔 If a Labubu had a labia would you call it a Lubia a Lububia or a Labiabubu and if a Labubu had a cloaca instead would you call that organ a Clobubu & their passings a Clobowel Movement okay yeah this is it this is the one aka the worst I’ve ever made to date i’m sure of it click post lets gooooo

the AuDHD urge to put additional context in parentheses in texts so others know there’s more than one thought happening at the same time

smdh machinegirl erasure let women be evil #feminism

girls dont say "i think she's really hot" they say "she can have all my teeth" and i for one think thats beautiful

maybe shes born with it maybe its dysphoria

its recently been pointed out to me that a um suspicious number of the cis girls i liked pre transition were - and i say this with respect and admiration - clocky asf 😮‍💨😅🙈

okay FINE i own a few black clothes are u happy now oakland

changing my pronouns to me/seeks because existence is pain

HAHAHAHAHAJAJAJAJAHAJAJA were all gonna die

im solving the muffin top shortage so u dont have to

continuing my waymo experiments by chasing it from behind, it gets very unhappy and swirves to the lane farthest from you

oh god its happening a former coworker i havent seen since way pre transition just liked me on feeld time to flee this damn city

what the fuck was bill gates doing that **jeffrey epstein** thought was immoral enough to nope out over

😑

please ma'am let me in and feed me chocolates

d i n o s a you are a dinosaur and also probably cheating on your wife

The public made noise for Liam Ramos and it got him released from Dilley. Now we must make noise for 7 year old Diana Crespo. Her parents were taking her for emergency medical care when ICE grabbed them, and she’s rotting in the camp sick and exposed to measles. Get them out!

wait fuck i am starting to suspect that much of my inability to function normally this past year has just been that estrogen made my adhd much much worse

There are more bills and laws about trans athletes than there are trans athletes.

sometimes i forget that alcohol also comes in shots so i get all excited when i hear someone mention them in a song

lmao even

who the hell called them "podcast hosts with whom I've developed an unhealthy parasocial relationship" and not . . . earbuds.

*sigh* here we go again. Your phone is not listening to everything around you 24/7 for advertising purposes. *If* you have voice activation on for the assistant, the mic is listening for the activation phrase: the processing power for listening for a single specific phrase is much lower.

holy shit

like rfk, i am more worm than man. it starts with finding the common ground.

the confirmation of contemporary transphobia as a political movement has been the brainchild of a boys club made up of some of the most disgusting monsters in recent memory to explicitly keep trans women disenfranchised so as to subjugate and exploit us for their own sexual gain is like a lot, dawg

this happened in oakland lmao

protip: if you wanna check if a girl is trans or cis, simply look at the bottom of her dick and check for a stripe. works every time.

GOOD MORNING FAGGOTS

holy shit my neighbor actually bought the piss mat

I have my own music. Stand outside my house holding a cheesecake over your head.

If you see this, don't participate. It's a rigged study by Lisa Littman and unethical researcher J. Michael Bailey meant to undermine access to care. Spread the word.

huh where im from we just call it a pansexual femboy era but fine go off

bro what is going on in ur city @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social

ok fuck it time to order some doordash eat some gummies and roast all the chasers for their weak penile photography skills who needs to get railed anyway

not me sitting in my hotel all tarted up blue-prostated after a 24 year old top in clown makeup from grindr said she was on her way over and then promptly blocked me zoomers youre ngmi

i think my steak could stand to be juicier im not resting till it's a french dip at minimum

fuck i was looking at my phone while walking into the bathroom at work and entered the mens by mistake so i guess i live inside this stall now

spectacular

(Dude suddenly stops pushing his broom across the floor of the Death Star) Does this look like a big laser to anyone else

in new york rn so uhhh how does this whole trans sharia thing work out like do i just flash my boobs at the nearest cabbie to get my free gift bag of poppers and directions to the nearest t4t service top or what

i think we can all agree that the time for nonviolent resistance is over and the time for cartoon violence has begun pls meet at antifa hq with your finest anvils and comedically oversized mallets and be sure to bring an air pump in case you get squished

HRT is ✨magic✨

joining mike johnson's time travel war on the side of abortion

beep beep the proton detector is going haywire this car contains protons which we all know to be one of the leading ingredients in fentanyl as well as in hydrogen bombs and guacamole

i think there's a german word for the emotion i am currently feeling but i can't possibly recall what it is without a bunch of muppets singing a musical number about it

shortly later it made me fall asleep but i think thats the intent

yooooo my face id stopped working and i had to register a new appearance we're so back chat

Bambi. made me cry.