happy 2016 everyone

screenshot in case the post gets taken down or deleted

due to the coriolis effect, on australian grindr people who say they are tops are actually tops

cant with this amateur hour nye shit somebody walked into this party with just three quarts of pcp what the fuck do you expect me to do with that

....is that a threat, instagram? ill kill u

cant wait for the nostalgia we'll have soon about how normal and chill 2025 was

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Spoilers its because of unions.

cleafly the reason the fascists wanna start a land war in south america is for access to latinum,,,

damn that baby looks cool as hell

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look if ur a billionaire u should prob just unfollow me rn or i might hurt ur feelings

LOL CALLED IT bsky.app/profile/ajmi...

look guys im not a fascist nutjob i just care about metaethics in philosophy journalism

everyone loves a darkwokescold

tsa used the right promouns for me when they scanned my retinas for fascist surveillance purposes thanks obama 🥹🥰🙏

dont fuck an anarchist theyll probably refuse to use a condom and you'll end up getting mutual aids

communists be like um i think u mean ouranus

trans frank reynolds be like oops i dropped my monster energy for my magnum dong

if youll allow me to be pathetically insufferably gay and cringe for a sec: never kill yourself ladies

hearing my mom and sister talk about a family friend's marriage is radicalizing me by the moment my maga grandpa is ready to kick her husband's ass, i'm ready to [redacted], and they're sitting here making excuses and hoping they work it out abolish heterosexualism

trump is FUCKED rich libs dont give a fuck about genocide or wrecking the economy or trans people or whatever but getting in their way of seeing HAMILTON? how are they supposed to pat themselves on the back about being progressive while staying home doing nothing?

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you know what i like to say. always bet on simulated wood

gonna start saying im a lesbian in order to trigger men into trying rly hard to win me back to bisexuality

in that i sometimes think it would be nice to have a boyfriend so i can make him take care of it while i light candles and pray the smell away

I'm Doing My Part (wearing hot topic and listening exclusively to pop punk throwback bangers)

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The only thing Elvis Presley didnt steal from black people was his German child bride

more like the city of step-brotherly love

WE’RE SO BACK

how funny would it be if all 256 of elon musk's creepy gmo spawn transitioned, teaching us an important lesson about how transness propagates (perhaps a little bit genetics but mostly sticking it to your shitty dad and/or impressing your cool hot older sister)

kinda fucked that chappell name checks her as a hottie in a song about gay sex tbh (if you dont feel like translating the french, it's homophobic and transphobic as fuck)

'ipa' doesnt have an 'ai',,,,,? i bet they got an llm to write this, halfway getting an idiom but failing to get the details right well enough to actually scan is kinda its whole thing

resolutions: 1. fuck bitches 2. ?????? 3. profit

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*waking up hungover* i lived. bitch 😡

clicking "translate" on a tweet written in korean, realizing they are being transphobic to me, and telling the author that i fucked his dad, despite the language barrier and an ocean between us

@einegeniesserin.bsky.social annna

shit ass suburb philly bar brought my pinkjuicedrink in a rocks glass and my sibling in laws browncoffeedrink in a martini glass so time to upperdeck the girls room

1mo into hrt: i go to the womens room only if im rocking hot-date-tier-girlmode that took 2hr to prepare 1yr into hrt: i go to the mens room only if theres a line at the womens and im rocking a hot-date-tier-girlmode that took 2hr to prepare, *especially* so if boymoding or need to take a shit

rudolph the red nosed reindeer claymation is a leftist trans narrative esp the isle of misfit toys anyway heres me "looking festive"

if i wanted to spend my post christmas weekend arguing about some dumb shit like whether it's secretly transmisogynist to be mean to "pansexuals" or whatever i'd simply get on grindr maybe sell a foot pic for the trouble or something

attempting to have some good old fashioned facetime sex as god and steve jobs intended and this bitch's phone has some fucked feature on where every time she tilts the phone a bunch of balloons cover the screen or the whole damn screen dims for a slow-ass firework effect. she had rotation lock on??

hey babe ur so hot i bet ur farts light themselves

the existence of manual transmission implies the existence of womanual transmission