i love the internet because you can call someone a liar by responding to them with “charlie brown had hoes”

kid-in-the-brown-hoodie is a whole-ass ideology

neighborhood stray cat update: she just army crawled across the fence for literally no reason (she had at least 3 quicker & easier routes she could have taken to her destination)

If Moderna is no longer bringing vaccine trials for Epstein-Barr virus (good evidence that EB causes Multiple Sclerosis), herpes, and shingles because of Trump appointees, I want prison time for those appointees. This might be dooming millions to disease they don’t have to experience.

Grace picked me up last night and this was waiting for me 😭 She hand cut all the red hearts and wrote me a love note folded into a heart She is too precious for this world

new favorite magnet 🥹 thank you bluesky for introducing me to my gorgeous thoughtful wife 🩷 happy valentine’s day

it's a Jimmy eat world out there

neighborhood stray cat update: she just army crawled across the fence for literally no reason (she had at least 3 quicker & easier routes she could have taken to her destination)

I don't know what to tell you, folks, no force on this earth can compel me to vote for the marginalization and annihilation of myself and my people. If you think I should, do that, fix your heart. Something's broken inside of you. Is it just the fear, or do you think us less than human?

omg @acab4cutie.top this is the most perfect grilled cheese sandwich ever made 😋 Seattle sourdough three cheese bread, a smear of deli mustard on one slice, a smear of boursin garlic and herb on the other slice, with sharp cheddar and havarti slices in the middle (Lucerne brand, it's so stretchy!)

unlike you, I get my news from a reliable source

when bad bunny said “me llamo t-bone la araña discoteca” i really felt that

SHE REMOVED THEIR WEDDING PHOTO LMAOOOOOO Oh she HATED his guts

So the US Army just used a low flying helicopter to dump unknown chemicals on a bunch of people in Phoenix

worth noting that the area it was dropped in is a very low-income neighborhood with a lot of public housing. i don’t think that’s a coincidence in the slightest.

GUESS WHO I GOT TO COME INSIDE

The Parker administration is failing so many of our most vulnerable neighbors while hanging our overworked, underpaid library workers out to dry www.inquirer.com/news/philade...

Likely-historic photo by NBC News of all the Epstein victims asked to raise their hands if they've not yet been asked to meet with the DOJ as Bondi testifies in foreground

MY WIFE GOT ME ONE who wants to twin with me 🌈

need to get a patch/shirt/jacket/forehead tattoo that says “lauren’s lap dog”

I’m so tired of this shit

the secret to the perfect grilled cheese is adding a bit of garlic & herb boursin. you’re welcome

ATTENTION: inspired by @amybrown.xyz, the Please Ask Me About Gay shirt is out. 100% of the profits will be split among: • National Center For Transgender Equality • It Gets Better • The Trevor Project • National Queer and Trans Therapists of Color bornmiserable.threadless.com/designs/plea...

I mean technically yes but they still did 9/11 so 🤷‍♂️

always so funny to me when people are like “how am I supposed to explain Gay to my kids?” my kid asks me way harder shit all the time. “why did they build the road this way? why are some people bad?” I don’t know. please ask me about Gay

“I’m mad I can’t understand Bad Bunny’s lyrics because they’re not in English” my brother millions of metalheads around the world have been happily listening to incomprehensible Finnish shrieks and Japanese death grunts since we were teens, you’re just boring and racist

Can you please share this? Quote shares too ! I need Carl Jung and the others that don’t know me to help me so i can survive my bills and eat 🔗 linktr.ee/junostump 🫙 venmo.com/u/junostump Paypal: juno(dot)stump(at)gmail

The public made noise for Liam Ramos and it got him released from Dilley. Now we must make noise for 7 year old Diana Crespo. Her parents were taking her for emergency medical care when ICE grabbed them, and she’s rotting in the camp sick and exposed to measles. Get them out!

mymou (the stray) went in for the kiss first btw!!!!!

there’s a TNR’d stray cat in my neighborhood that i’ve been trying to coax to come inside for YEARS now & sesame has been admiring her through the sliding glass door for all that time & they FINALLY met through a screen door tonight & they TOUCHED NOSES IMMEDIATELY i am OVER THE MOON

there’s a TNR’d stray cat in my neighborhood that i’ve been trying to coax to come inside for YEARS now & sesame has been admiring her through the sliding glass door for all that time & they FINALLY met through a screen door tonight & they TOUCHED NOSES IMMEDIATELY i am OVER THE MOON

fuck this im getting taco bell

i think the unsung hero of the 90s was that asian chick who told rivers cuomo she'd never heard of green day in order to get him to go away and he believed her and then put it in a song

the baby (17 months) raised both her hands and said “WEADY?” so I said “ready!” and then she slapped me in the face

Totally forgot to add this but someone mentioned how eerie it is that a train track is running near the area and it actually runs directly behind the proposed concentration camp. This video is from the parking lot:

Highlighting the speaker who stood in front of the Surprise mayor and told him to consider what the Mayor of Ohrdruf must’ve thought before he died by suicide: “He might have thought ‘how is this my fault I had no jurisdiction over this’ maybe he said ‘this site was not subject to local zoning.’”

“I imagine if this was a homeless shelter or a mental health center, you would find a way to stop it. You would pull out all the stops." www.welcometohellworld.com/a-surprise-z...

This is insane. Under absolutely no circumstances should a prof ever discuss the physical appearance of a student in a rec letter! I can’t believe I even have to say that!

"why are you always shitting on dems instead of the guys actually doing this" when the firemen sit around with their dicks out watching my house burn down I don't go yell at the fire!!!

walking up on ICE like

commissioning a life size elvis figure to put it in a chair and any time someone comes over and is like “wtf is that” i can be like oh that’s just chelvis (chair elvis)

[oasis guy voice] hey man i’m sorry about what i said last night. i do just wanna fly, but i was out of line to bring your garden into it

i felt no pain til i was down and i was told that i was bleeding & even then, i knew i wasn't done 🩷

The Trump regime illegally redacted the names of various men, including the President, who likely committed heinous crimes against women and girls, while illegally releasing nude photos and names of possible victims. These people are truly evil.

lauren just started vacuuming my house unprompted and she’s about to build me a cabinet, i love her so much 🥲

Rent or cash assistance is the single most effective intervention to get and keep people housed. In a similar experiment in California, people who were given $1000/mo for 2 years overwhelmingly used it to pay rent, go to rehab, get their teeth fixed, go to school, even to start small businesses.

NEW: School hallways are silent. Grandparents patrol outside in shifts. Two more kids taken from Liam Ramos' school. Trump isn't deescalating ICE at all at MN schools. “I stopped wearing my high heels to work. I wear my boots to work because I have had to run." www.huffpost.com/entry/ice-mi...

Marimar Martinez is a hero. She was shot 5 times by ICE. The agent told her to “do something b*tch” before opening fire. He later bragged “5 shots, 7 holes”. DHS tried to smear her reputation but video footage vindicated her. Next week she will testify in Washington about ICE’s brutality.

the prompt when you click on the DOJ Epstein links is high comedy