you should always make the 2 am french toast

the full metal yankee goes fucking crazy i cannot lie

got three dms asking for her sexual style and i hit each of them with this

wahh this was so cute (kuatra)

square enix crazy for the thigh strap harness tbh

average american football commentator:

a selection of photos from my time in seattle

a selection of photos from my time in seattle

fucked up that the only available seating at kings cross rn is literally right next to platform 9 3/4 tbh. train station chicken katsu

idk if it’s because i’m old and sleepier now or if i was genuinely just Exhausted but i actually fucking slept on the plane for once

sorry i missed the virtual meeting on discord, liz. i got hit with the id verification that happens when the app detects youre young

the airport really is an elden ring level for trans women bro

sad to have to leave seattle again. tonkatsu musubi from uwajimaya

i WILL be playing marty supreme at full blast on my laptop speakers and holding the screen up for everyone to see for my entire flight from vancouver to london tonight trust

the who now

chicago has goth target seattle has uhhhhhh gay walgreens

was that drake maye’s first time playing football

bad bunny all spanish halftime show and the patriots got btfo woke is back in a BIG way in 2026

I'm not kidding. www.usatoday.com/story/sports...

What a moment.

LET’S GO HAWKS BAYBEEEE SEATTLE UP FOREVERRRRR

pats are playing like someone put a bunch of benadryl in their gatorade and they’re seeing shadow people in the field

pats are playing like i played madden last time i was off a bean

Seahawks get a strip sack and it goes for a Uchenna Nwosu TD

did the new england patriots get replaced by a high school football team jesus christ

this is genuinely the funniest super bowl of all time

seattle remains pretty 💚

seattle remains pretty 💚

breakfast :)

girl who essentially dresses like a cartoon character with a few palette swaps every day: i’m having a hard time deciding what to wear

loot that drops when i die: -3/4 empty weed vape -lighter -apple juice -pink glasses -red bull fuji apple and ginger -several enamel pins -camera with pictures of birds, trees, and other animals on it

Psychic Type Miku

federal agent glow so bright

[animals by maroon 5 plays menacingly in the background]

[animals by maroon 5 plays menacingly in the background]

i'll never stop loving that heaven will be mine's luna-terra route opens with a zeta gundam reference

feeding my oshi~~~ she says 「うわあー　シアトルすごいですね？？」

girl who shakes her head like an animal every time she gets out of the shower: why does my neck always hurt so much

i did forget how much bigger the like singular gas station bottles of coke are here within six months tbh

[girl who has been in england for the last half a year and is finally back in seattle voice] holy shit i forgot places could stay open past 9 pm

The National (socialist)

battlesta galactica’s president laura roslin: i am simply a weak willed liberal with no actual power in a position i didn’t ask for also president laura roslin: [hits blunt] bill you gotta kill that fucking bitch