"bluesky is a bad website" skill issue if you follow the right artists you can see girls kissing with every combination of genitalia imaginable

local 30 year old egirl “still got it,” more at 11

you know who else was in a bubble ? the wicked witch of the EAST, BRO !

local 30 year old egirl “still got it,” more at 11

i think i'm gonna go back to saying "fuck a [restaurant known for the specific dish i am making]" whenever i'm really proud of a dish actually

leg

lrp first time i saw hythlodaeus i got so excited to see a beautiful pink haired woman and then they started calling her “he” and “him” and “a man” and i was devastated

have i not ever been an attentive and helpful friend?

Curiosity. It's mermay, my annual excuse to do a mermaid.

i miss air conditioning every room is so stuffy

i’m lowkey a fruitpilled breakfastcel

haha that’s so funny. look it’s all bouncy and it looks like a thing you fu—AAAA WHOA GOD DAMN

yakuzalike where you can only save by walking into a donki and buying (and using) a tenga

would you rather have unlimited hot dogs and no buns or unlimited buns but no buns

i like to think that the seattle mariners saw how good i looked today and it inspired them to win

i feel like the way i currently dress is near indistinguishable from a lesbian 30 years ago

huge ups to the frozen chicken yakitori from lidl those go crazy for only being like $2

soup

you can’t be talking like that white baby

The rise and fall of Goo Goo Babies

this sounds awesome but really the only thing that would get me to buy this is if dante from the devil may cry series were in it

tf y’all know about Soup

#HISHEADJUSTDIDTHAT #ITWASAPREEXISTINGCONDITION

"[GAME TITLE] is an industry plant" is so tired to me. yeah dog video games is an industry. all the games are industry plants. that's the deal we agreed to when we starting buying games as products

This may sound outta pocket but I can tell the game wasn't made by Americans bc a 90s musical throwback game, even one made entirely by white Americans, would have been significantly Blacker

ME: Okay—back on track... How do you feel about the modern takes on the Odyssey? HOMER: Show me Grindr again. Show me again now.

sorry forza horizon 6 is good actually

trans people who also give themselves surnames but they're made up to represent membership of some kind of philosophical house or circle of trans people who share a subculture and outlook on transness

the fuck do you mean forza, japan doesn't have "hana" has a name option

i dont think she said that.

my birthday present finally got here ^-^

she’s kinda serving marching band realness 🎼🎶🎵✨

never doubt yourself

shooters shoot

this is genuinely the most seattle solution to the public bathroom issue they could have thought of lmao

Alphinaud in ARR forming his own PMC funded by dark money without his knowledge:

i need to make a lot of gil very quickly on my na alt. if y’all see me at the balmung quicksands keep it to yaself

pouring a can of white monster in this mf and seeing what happens

wyd if ichiro offers u the boofzuki

unfortunately you gotta hand it to him. that’s the funniest thing you can do at the pearl harbor memorial

they’re calling his ass Hantavirus Brit like it’s his name im crying

wyd if ichiro offers u the boofzuki

this mariners-astros game has become such a mid-off bro

it's too early to tell if this is on the nose from directive 8020 or not but right now it does feel very "i know writers who use subtext and they're all cowards"

i’m sorry but adding this image and caption to your “stop being mean to disney adults” article makes you look the maddest anyone has ever been lmfao