Making my Gundam opponents bark when they lose.

It's likely that I'm going to encounter this guy again tonight. I'm going to look like a total smokeshow. Last time I was under the weather and wearing a mask. If he gives me problems again we're going to have a short conversation.

It's insane how I'm gotten significantly less lewd online and Hobbes has just been descending into the horny depths

My friend is watching G Witch for the first time and I got inspired

Riftbound seems healthy

Are the kids still using makeup to emulate dark circles? I'd love to believe I look trendy rather than eternally exhausted

New Driveways song good Not having a driveway still sucks

Contemplating how to inconvenience me today

Sorry standard players, this screenshot is too cute for him to get banned.

Time to move this so I can feed myself and buy my nephew holiday presents. Asking $1180.

Post modern Pre-drinkin Post speakin Pre-thinkin

My father is chronically ill and disabled. We have no generational wealth and have always grown up hustling. I went to visit him this week. He had zero income. He didn't get his disability check and didn't receive his food stamps. Republicans are evil and democrats are useless.

ME AND WHO GOD DAMMIT

Not enough of you appreciated this.

My partner made boozey egg nog last night. Mine was significantly stronger. He couldn't finish his because of the texture. Looks at me finishing his and says "you really are built different."

My construct token from last night's Pilot game.

honestly nice to be in other countries where their version of customer service is just “get you the thing you want or bring you your food” and no one has to act like they wanna blow you

Next up! in 1 hour at 10pm est Fasten your seat belts and get ready to see some incredible piloting playing some pilot mtg @swansongmtg.bsky.social over on www.twitch.tv/arpeggiothes... #NotAFundraiser

Be there if you want to see me play Magic.

He would call me a f*ggot and try to deflect the conversation away from his broken nose.

My partner just said "pie is pie" as though different pies aren't on wildly different tiers. I'm reevaluating my relationship

Anyone want to spot me 2500 dollars right quick?

Different era. Feather earring feathered hair baby Val Circa 2010 on an original Droid

What if We high roll With the alphabet die 👉🏼👈🏼

Giving a text bot an ultimatum is so funny. This reminds me of talking shit to Smarter Child on AIM when I was 12.

I've traded Magic cards for a lot of things. I traded a foil snapcaster mage for a brand new Samsung Note 2 back in the day. Ive never directly traded for sex toys, but being who I am in Magic has gotten me a lot of sex toys, so that kinda counts.

Accidently said "careful, there's a fuckin tear in the bag" to a customer today. He tipped me extra.

I said "JESUS CHRIST" out loud

The aspect of Magic I miss the most opposed to Gundam is the "single player" accessibility. Scratching the itch with Arena or MTGO is really nice when you can't go out. On the flipside, most Gundam series are on YouTube, and Gunpla exists, and the music is on streaming platforms, so that helps

not all men. but every woman has a story.

What's really cool is the people who are gonna be late to this party (hi) are never gonna be able to pay off those mortgages and never retire. Very cool system in a very cool place.

God dammit.

Tonight on my stoned partner out of context: "Speaking of different made bread..."

Don't glance at these. Read the names, these are 2 different Magic cards. Unbelievable.

New list. Considerably more consistent, deals with blockers easier, and better blocks to get to my high end. Not perfect yet, but all my games tonight were super close, so hopefully this adds some distance.

Flit, you're out. Misogynist dragon man, you're in.

2-1 record for my first Gundam constructed tourney! And my first opponent was a deeply annoying transphobe who gets to live with losing to me in my first official match 💙

"What deck you runnin?" Uhhh ya know. Big Zam?

Me and the boys have our first constructed event tonight. Wish us luck

Not as optimized as I would like without the white starter decks, but this deck does work

I stay turning wizards into robots

Turned 1 Flesh and Blood card into gas

POV: you just started Pokémon Go

Uh oh John

The 9-card ATLA Book 3 scene is complete. And both sides of Aang fit. Props to @dominikmayerart.bsky.social on this! scryfall.com/search?order...

Absolutely choking over this comment on the @goodtimesociety.com Riftbound video