Be there if you want to see me play Magic.

He would call me a f*ggot and try to deflect the conversation away from his broken nose.

My partner just said "pie is pie" as though different pies aren't on wildly different tiers. I'm reevaluating my relationship

Anyone want to spot me 2500 dollars right quick?

Different era. Feather earring feathered hair baby Val Circa 2010 on an original Droid

What if We high roll With the alphabet die 👉🏼👈🏼

Giving a text bot an ultimatum is so funny. This reminds me of talking shit to Smarter Child on AIM when I was 12.

I've traded Magic cards for a lot of things. I traded a foil snapcaster mage for a brand new Samsung Note 2 back in the day. Ive never directly traded for sex toys, but being who I am in Magic has gotten me a lot of sex toys, so that kinda counts.

Accidently said "careful, there's a fuckin tear in the bag" to a customer today. He tipped me extra.

I said "JESUS CHRIST" out loud

The aspect of Magic I miss the most opposed to Gundam is the "single player" accessibility. Scratching the itch with Arena or MTGO is really nice when you can't go out. On the flipside, most Gundam series are on YouTube, and Gunpla exists, and the music is on streaming platforms, so that helps

not all men. but every woman has a story.

What's really cool is the people who are gonna be late to this party (hi) are never gonna be able to pay off those mortgages and never retire. Very cool system in a very cool place.

God dammit.

Tonight on my stoned partner out of context: "Speaking of different made bread..."

Don't glance at these. Read the names, these are 2 different Magic cards. Unbelievable.

New list. Considerably more consistent, deals with blockers easier, and better blocks to get to my high end. Not perfect yet, but all my games tonight were super close, so hopefully this adds some distance.

Flit, you're out. Misogynist dragon man, you're in.

2-1 record for my first Gundam constructed tourney! And my first opponent was a deeply annoying transphobe who gets to live with losing to me in my first official match 💙

"What deck you runnin?" Uhhh ya know. Big Zam?

Me and the boys have our first constructed event tonight. Wish us luck

Not as optimized as I would like without the white starter decks, but this deck does work

I stay turning wizards into robots

Turned 1 Flesh and Blood card into gas

POV: you just started Pokémon Go

Uh oh John

The 9-card ATLA Book 3 scene is complete. And both sides of Aang fit. Props to @dominikmayerart.bsky.social on this! scryfall.com/search?order...

Absolutely choking over this comment on the @goodtimesociety.com Riftbound video

Incredible stuff

I got tagged in these comments TWICE www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8DUfJsJ/

The new Armani White album bangs

> be the mtg secret lair twttr account > announce encyclopedia theme > post reverse-alphabet nonsensical messages > forget to post an "A" message or any payoff > pat yourself on the back for building hype > don't share the final cards included > announce technical problems

A movie you've seen more than seven times with a gif.

No joke, best show I've ever seen from them! Unbelievable

Im going to a Trivium concert for the first time in like 13 years. I used to be on a first name basis with the band. I went to a ton of meet a greets, had connects, and they even watched my old YouTube videos. Now they'd have no fucking clue who I am 😂

Every day is No Nut November when you're allergic to tree nuts

I don't get where they're going with this

If this jawn exists than I want a 7/11 gundam card in the next set of promos

Omg this turned out so fun! They said if they get to 5, you’re dead hehehehe

You're speaking to the wrong crowd. Consider instead: Sharon and Area

I FINALLY CLEARED A RUN IN DREAMSCAPER! I started this game on the hardest difficulty it allowed because the rewards were much better, but MAN did it punish me for it. My heart hasn't pounded like that in a long time. My 61st attempt. First attempt clear for boss 5 and 6. Wow what a game!

I dare you to tell me this face isn't tryna fuck

A little kid trick or treating asked if Tau and I were from a Disney movie Idk how to take that

Cracked a box of Gundam, saw fireworks over NYC, and on route to a Halloween party. Good day

Great box, but no Wing Zeros 😭

His costume is cooler than mine

Yo wtf Hobbes

MAIIIIIIL DAY

I dont know if I scratched my eye in my sleep or what, but my left eye is blurry as hell and feels like there's something stuck behind it

Tomorrow (11/1), Fighting EX Layer will be on sale for $0.99 and we’ll have access to the 3.0 version which introduces new moves and sidestepping to the already fantastic game. But most of all, remember ✨HER✨