My deepest and most personal thoughts on the Mechsplo genre~

Just wish I had a cute Hound to hump them, see how loud she could make the rubber creak just by doing that~

"I'm losing the house Sartha. I'm moving into the kennels with you. We're going to be roomates."

the council won't tell you this, but the sith at the park are free. you can take them home : )

I have 3 spots left open in a free ALIEN oneshot I’m running this Saturday at 3pm CDT / 8pm UCT. You’ll be colonial marines on a routine mission to check out a trading town that went dark out of nowhere. I’d love to get newbies to the system or even people who’ve never played an rpg in on this!

I need a pretty Hound I can teach to clean my boots and treat the rubber with olive oil~~~

Such adorable begging, Hound~ Here’s your reward~

That’s one on~ But I think I still need some convincing to put the other on~ I know you all love those sounds they make. Speak, bark, both, convince me and I’ll let you hear them again~

They call to me like the Green Goblin mask…

Day 28 (1/1) I love You, Handler (archiveofourown.org/works/70286696) by @ashywashyy.bsky.social I wish I had read this earlier. If you haven't, do it as soon as you can and expect to cry. This is a masterpiece, few pieces of art have made me cry like this did.

Danger zone successfully braved

Okay this quid pro quo idea is still bouncing around my brain so I’m taking the day to plan this thing out.

Okay I know I said slurryslut was the thing I was gonna work on next but I just had a GREAT IDEA inspired by the bsky consent stuff going on, of all things: A captured rebel pilot, desperate to still feel like she is in control of what happens to her and can agree to it, is (1/2)

Good morning!

Okay I know I said slurryslut was the thing I was gonna work on next but I just had a GREAT IDEA inspired by the bsky consent stuff going on, of all things: A captured rebel pilot, desperate to still feel like she is in control of what happens to her and can agree to it, is (1/2)

actions that will contribute more to pushing against bluesky's censorship than a blackout: -submitting a feedback request -@ing moderation about it -commenting on mods posts about it -making and sharing memes (ex: "i consent!" sticker) -leaving an app store review -just generally posting about it

Something something WARHOUND as vines compilation something uhh Handler Kione and Sartha I guess youtube.com/shorts/skaKM... (I’m hung over and the thought made me laugh)

Btw i’m not leaving or joining a blackout. I’m gonna do what i always do and hype my kinky friends as much as i can. Choosing to be silent because of censorship is just more censorship! Support your fellow kinksters and be vocal! Scream in Bluesky’s ears til they bleed! Tell em how bad this is 🐶💙

I bet you I could make a pretty girl drop to her knees just with the thud of my boots~

Good morning all!

POV: You fucked up like the dumb mutt that you are, and your Handler is pissed.

I’m a salvo slut >//.//<

I can reveal that the working title of the next short thing that I’m writing will likely be SLURRYSLUT

i fucking love nutrient slurry every time at lunch i always guess right that its gonna be nutrient slurry and then they put a tube down my throat i just smile and say okay! yay! ❤️

Handler and Kione after turning every half-decent rebel pilot into some kind of dog: youtu.be/lr_vl62JblQ?...

POV: You fucked up like the dumb mutt that you are, and your Handler is pissed.

Bounty Claimed!

Hound POV 2: Good Hounds exist to be stepped on~

If anyone has any boot video suggestions, beg me properly and I’ll see if I can give them a go~

Hound POV

I deserve to get to rest with my feet up, drink gin, and have some pathetic Hound on her hands and knees before me, salivating at just the sounds of my boots~

Feeling the urge to make more girls lust for my rubber boots. Gonna go get them on now~

casual friday at the girltorturing facility

You know if you chew bread long enough, it gets sweeter as your saliva breaks the carbs down into sugar? I'm imagining a breaking captured rebel pilot desperately holding onto and sucking on the same last glob of nutrient slurry from the tube and slowly tricking herself into thinking it's sweeter~

Saturday's morning be like: Waking up next to them, I want their lips, I want to see how their eyes are almost close, my hand holding them carefully, like the delicate doll it is, how every whisper I share with them, the doll cannot help but nodding and saying "Yes Sanza" 💋💗

My brain is really cooked btw. Was having a brief chat about who put porn in their mechsplo jam entries, and my brain immediately thought 'Hm, I guess that lobotomy was pretty hot' entirely forgetting I had written a decent segment of fully erotic Handler/Hound petplay in the same story.

stop forcing your consent kink on me bro. thats noncon bro

I am gonna say that if I did have the gift of prophecy, I would absolutely abuse it~ Rattle off some glossia, fall to my knees and twitch a bit, then stare some cute new convert dead in the eyes and utter the word 'Lobotomy'.

Not to bang on about this but... this was in the previous community guidelines too. And the one before. And the one before. I don't think they just ever enforced it? Still think it's bad, but this isn't a new thing.

I am mad. Even if they didn't listen to the feedback, please keep posting your stuff here. You art is powerful and inspires many. It might never please everybody, even so, don't be stopped, don't be censored. Post and post and post, I want to see all creativity here. All of it. SFW. NSFW.

It does feel crushing to have just joined the mechsplo community here fully, annihilated my twitter permanently. and make friends and enjoy posting again and then be hit with these updated guidelines. I’m staying until I get banned and I’m not changing how I post. I’m not cutting myself off from

Imperial cleric who believes that the gargling, spluttering and lobotomised slurring of the newly made converts to her congregation are beautiful displays of speaking in tongues~

‘Nutrient slurry’ is a very satisfying term, I have to admit. Sounds just like the sort of thing that should be forced down your throat~

Nothing’s like the brain dead look of a rebel who’s had her skull pumped with nutrient slurry until it’s dribbling out her mouth, nose, and even mixed with her tears along with the remains of her mind~ There’s more elegant ways to hollow out a shell for imperial drone programming, but it works~

It’s so funny to me that, according to the List of Deaths wiki, the Doctor has the third largest kill count in all of fiction!

Had the mental image of a Handler dancing with her first Hound, Mon Mothma crashout style. She’s just broken her first one. She wasn’t sure if it was possible before. It was like the poor girl would keep fighting forever, and she liked that. It let her daydream. (1/3) youtu.be/y6wLcx7AkRM?...

No Anon, no you need not!!!!!!!!!!! 😍😍😍😍 Thank you soooo much for the request!!! (Also I realized this was the first time I have actually drawn Sartha in The Outfit sooo thank you for that too... :,)) #WARHOUND #houndandhandler #✨Her✨ #sarthathrace #bootlicking #post-treat #perhaps....

ahead f locktober, tis un humbly presents teh calendar! gonna gib it a test run :> feel free to participate if u'd lik!!

Imperial cleric who believes that the gargling, spluttering and lobotomised slurring of the newly made converts to her congregation are beautiful displays of speaking in tongues~

Being trepanned without painkiller whilst awake by a beautiful Imperial cleric as penance for my resistance, and to release the evil spirits of anarchy and rebellion from my mind, so I can be bestowed with the neural link port that would allow me to pilot my armour of God model mech for the Empire~