happy April uhhhhh

Our fuel-up, who art in heaven,⁠ haunted be thy taste,⁠ the cursed hue of Mountain Dew,⁠ in tea as it is in soda,⁠ ⁠ Give us this day our daily leaves,⁠ and forgive us this monstrositea,⁠ as we forgive those⁠ who created the original.⁠ ⁠ 🙏 AaaAaahh-mennnnnn 🎶

she's so real

누가... 인외 X 인간을, 얘기했지요...? (숟가락으로쑤셔넣기)

Bad pain day, and bad pain day yesterday. Tomorrow bad pain or not, I gotta start prepping the turkey I had defrosting for a whole ass week.

I think you'll find this one... dilluminating.

Symphogear

That explains why the app is always fuckin up and slow, and the site itself just decides "nah, I don't wanna load anymore"

UPS destroyed one of our boxes, so instead of lamenting the loss, we're gonna try our best to build it. Let's see how this goes! Youtube: linktw.in/tHtzhQ Twitch: linktw.in/LvhYVx

Thing is, it's always some middle-aged columnist who's toying with Agentic gastown code pulls Like buddy if you wanna Not Gamble so bad there's a bunch of perfectly good gacha games as close as your nearest phone Agnes Tachyon won't deskill you, she just wants to race

Hekate's Call, a pillar of the Mechsploitation genre is now available as an ebook for sale! The salvage company that Ilina Falke contracts for goes under mid-mission and she gets forcibly contracted to a new PMC full of awful women who hate her. itch: malachiteos.itch.io/hekates-call

okay the 5 INT got me good

"plastics stock run out" IF ONLY THE PETROCHEMICALS INDUSTRY HAD ACTUALLY WORKED ON FIGURING OUT HOW TO RECYCLE PLASTIC INSTEAD OF LYING TO US FOR DECADES!

VVWELCOME TO THE CAROUSEL CABARET 🎠✨💞

The whole world will be your enemy, prince with a thousand enemies. And when they catch you, they will smash you with a hammer. But first they must catch you.

This bit is so fucking good holy shit

桜は美しい。すぐに散るのが寂しい。がんぼるぞい。 translation: Cherry blossoms are beautiful. It's sad that they fall so quickly.

The gates of Oblivion are upon us. Tamriel is under siege. The Hist demands a force to defend Black Marsh:

the nicest thing you can wish upon an artist in 2026 is that their work gains a small but dedicated cult following of kind hearted and politically shrewd weirdos & sickos that keep the fire going. the meanest thing you can wish upon an artist in 2026 is that their work gains a large online fandom

hm help

same apples, 20min

three apples, 10 min #sketch #art

"hide this post for me" and various accessibility and moderation settings are per-device and reset often. this sucks greatly when A Big Thing happens and theres a video you definitely do not want to see.

i do genuinely wonder if this version is playable since the switch and steam versions very much are not (game buggy as fuck, crashes often, was very disappointed as someone who wanted this for years)

nice nature 🎀🐎 🎀 #umamusume #ウマ娘

#DetoxDoodles! These animals are from my 100-day journey to swap scrolling for sketching: www.joyousjoyness.com/pages/detox-...#DetoxDoodles This page is all about opossums, who are absolutely the coolest! #art #opossum #sketch #sciart #inkart

also the voice of this pretty boy detective (and haruhi hostclub)

If anyone knows of any roles opening up as an IT Mgr, Director, or sysadmin on the 365 side of things, please let me know. Remote is great, but hybrid or on site in the NYC area is fine too. I would consider relocation but would likely require relocation assistance.

why does he look like an even more coked out zombie john mcafee

tomorrow is a big day for big lady enjoyers: dorohedoro season2 (real, not a joke. too autistic for april fools)

wip猫子

god please. i cant buy cajun seasoning up here and i have to have friends send it to me because dear lord yall its dire

i am now IP banned from the pokemon center website :D

#ウマ娘 #タイキシャトル

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I've legit not been able to stop thinking about this, and how well it tracks with how technical writing is supposed to be done.

Potoo girl. She works at a craft store and plays tabletop games every Saturday

Go buy my wife's book! It's very good and full of awful women

for decades as a gamer I don't think I ever saw a placeholder texture in a live game and suddenly in the space of two years there are a dozen cases of OH THAT AI WAS JUST MEANT TO BE A PLACEHOLDER

Got so high she convinced herself she's the Exia

Another juri sketch #utena #art

This may be the least true statement ever made

Wow, Calvinism is literally radioactive. Who knew (other than a bajillion exvies)?

Adjusted for inflation, $35 is $295 in 2026. Good luck finding an appt in SF for 10x that these days Man The future sucks ass

it will never stop being funny that, despite getting dragged relentlessly by other social media and political narratives, nobody hates bluesky more than its most loyal users

Yoshiyuki Tomino: