"...and even Clickold was there, ready to share the best gift of them all! Indie games made by people for little sickos." ❄️ All of our games are on sale in the Steam Winter Sale right now. You can even get ALL 13 in a bundle and have change from $60! store.steampowered.com/bundle/35090...

So @zandravandra.com doesn't want to stream the demo of Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator on Christmas. She claims the babies are "too scary" How do I convince her otherwise? This game clearly captures, uhm.... the spirit of Christmas? store.steampowered.com/app/3642000/...

Happy Holiday to all lil sickos out there! 💙 We're keeping the Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator demo online until Jan 6th because what would this time be without Nan shouting "SHORT THAT BABY!" 📉 store.steampowered.com/app/3642000/...

My Christmas Eve gift to you is that you can play the first two full campaigns of Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator RIGHT NOW, for free, in our demo. If you wanna give ME the present of a wishlist... I mean. I wouldn't say no. 👀 store.steampowered.com/app/3642000/...

Happy Holiday to all lil sickos out there! 💙 We're keeping the Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator demo online until Jan 6th because what would this time be without Nan shouting "SHORT THAT BABY!" 📉 store.steampowered.com/app/3642000/...

I treated myself to I Am Your Beast by @strangescaffold.bsky.social for an early Christmas gift. IT IS VERY GOOD

Honored to write another Giant Bomb GOTY list: this time, the top 10 games from 2025 I'll be furious you didn't play you have one year you've been warned giantbomb.com/articles/xal...

To me, the best games are the ones that are unforgettably singular; you can see the people who made it in every aspect of the game. You can tell that every bit of design was done with specific intent. In that sense, Strange Scaffold is one of the best developers out there. There's nothing like them

TMNT: Tactical Takedown ($15.99) - one of the fastest moving tactical games you've ever played, it feels like it's fused with the TMNT beat 'em ups by making it so you ALWAYS have to be moving forward, keeping the pace incredibly brisk. no wasted time here. store.steampowered.com/app/3229100/...

We'll have a very special 2025 recap edition of our newsletter going out later today if you'd like to sit back and celebrate with us! Because wow, this was a YEAR. You can sign up at: www.strangescaffold.com

"...and even Clickold was there, ready to share the best gift of them all! Indie games made by people for little sickos." ❄️ All of our games are on sale in the Steam Winter Sale right now. You can even get ALL 13 in a bundle and have change from $60! store.steampowered.com/bundle/35090...

With the GDC schedule live, I can let you all know that I will be speaking for the second year in a row. I'll be breaking down how we made TMNT: Tactical Takedown happen in 18 months. I'll talk big stuff, little stuff, challenges, and celebrations! schedule.gdconf.com/session/buil...

So much news!📰 Holidays cards mailing out next week, new $5 tier patrons get a special bonus! Chicago Gamespace TCD art prints! Sierra-style Nancy Maple holiday card by WTFMAN! @strangescaffold.bsky.social's Space Warlord Baby Trading Sim demo available! www.thecrimsondiamond.com/CrimsonGazet...

GET EVERY STRANGE SCAFFOLD GAME FOR LESS THAN $60 BUCKS IN THE STEAM WINTER SALE *13* DANG GAMES OF WILD VARIETY AND AMBITION--AND DISCOUNTS ON EVERYTHING ELSE WE DO GOING FORWARD MAYBE CHECK IT OUT BECAUSE THAT'S A WILD DEAL??? store.steampowered.com/bundle/35090...

Best UI Closeups Another great trailer from the unstoppable combo of @garyjkings.bsky.social and @strangescaffold.bsky.social. This is another game that looks very hard to turn into a trailer, but the concept and editing make this very off-the-wall concept very clear. SHORT THAT BABY

Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator store.steampowered.com/app/3642000/Space_Warlord_Baby_Trading_Simulator/ It's dopamine straight to my VEINS! Made me crash out over someone knitting a quilt as I fumble my stocks 📈 Would be fighting for #1 if it released earlier this year. Weird (affectionate)

Strange Scaffold must have the most multifaceted library of any developer out there. Their output continues to surprise me as I start to wonder what they CAN'T do

24. CLICKOLDING This is a weird one. I’m not sure I can even explain why I recommend this. You click the clicker. Number goes up. Things happen. Then it’s over. On the surface it seems like a waste of time but. It’s still in my head after a year. Take that as you will. Thanks, Strange Scaffold.

26. The output of Strange Scaffold is often eccentric, but I Am Your Beast is a straightforward ode to speedrunning and parkour FPS action, wrapped in stylish revenge thriller packaging. Playing it feels like slamming an energy drink made from equal parts comedic ultraviolence and sheer badassery

every episode is a fun & illuminating record of how when humans are allowed to do what we do best (imagination! problem-solving! collaborating with other flesh-and-blood people!), good games get made. 🚫 no AI necessary 🚫 tune in!

"Out of all the gambling demos currently available on Steam, Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator stands out as one of the best." Out of all the kind words The Escapist had for our demo, these are some of the best! Thank you! Demo live now on Steam. 📈 www.escapistmagazine.com/space-warlor...

listen you chose to short the baby at the wrong time that's on you

The second team I've connected most with is the ever insane (positive) @strangescaffold.bsky.social, as I've been sucked into their orbit 4 times- with @writnelson.bsky.social being my first two time guest! Thanks to @gamedesigndan.bsky.social and @colin.how too, for making their weird ass games.

With the team out for the holidays we have no Strange Scaffold Cool Things Club so we've uploaded the first Devs Down The Line episode the feed. Recorded back in July with a group of developers from across our projects to discuss each of our games, starting with Life Eater. Links below 🔽

"I know writers who use subtext and they're all cowards."

Let’s goooooo @ign.com posted the trailer for Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator!! It’s surreal that a game I worked on is getting posted in places I used to watch and read when I was younger. Doing the music and sound design for this is such a trip 😭 SHORT A BABY!!! youtu.be/2D4vqMww78c?...

I was going to make a post about how my GotY is Space Warlord Organ Trading Simulator, and when I looked it up, Google auto filled the name and I thought that's weird and ITS BECAUSE THEY ANNOUNCED A SEQUEL LAST WEEK SPACE WARLORD BABY TRADING SIMULATOR?;! WE ARE SO BACK youtu.be/2D4vqMww78c?...

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say you haven't lived until you've made bank shorting a baby

There’s still some time to ride a baby’s life to the moon. There’s also still time to short a baby right before it turns its life around and bankrupts you. And then you need to visit the loan shark. And then he might legally murder you. That’s baby trading!! Think you’re up to it?

YOU CAN GET MAD AT SOMEONE FOR MARRYING THEIR CHILDHOOD SWEETHEART UNTIL CHRISTMAS!!!

We're extending the Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator demo to December 26th. 🪐 Trade on the simulated lives of babies across the galaxy! 👽 Watch its life play out - scream when it gets its life together! 📉 Short that baby and profit from the misery! store.steampowered.com/app/3642000/...

There's a sequel to Space Warlord Organ Trading Simulator coming out (Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator) and the demo causes people to say VERY funny things like: "No! I need this baby to suck more!"

if you wanna do somethin' nice, please add Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator to your wishlist. hell, try the demo. short a baby. you deserve it!! store.steampowered.com/app/3642000/...

SHORT THAT BABY! Now with updates! 📈 aka: There will always be a big mug of joy from folks finding a bug because they are already better at the game than us. You can play the updated Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator demo RIGHT NOW! store.steampowered.com/app/3642000/...

*to the tune of Brap Brap Pew Pew* Short that Baby, Sell that Baby!

"CONTENT WARNING: You will likely become very angry at least once when a baby who you are financially incentivized to watch crash and burn pulls their life together."

Here's a run I just completed in Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator! Show me your best scores!

JUST SHORTED MY FIRST BABY!! AND HOLY FUCK THATS DEFINITELY BECOME MY META!!!

I Am Your Beast is nominated for a @pocketgamercom.bsky.social Award! The fact that the folks at Gunstone Studios, who handled the port, managed to not only get the game working on iOS but made is SING was amazing to watch! Voting is open now, babe. 🐺 www.pocketgamer.com/pocket-gamer...

I appreciate the design of Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator in that within literally 15 seconds of launching my very first trade I am screaming "GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER, YOU'RE GUNNA RUIN ME!!"

space warlord baby trading simulator is fucking sick as hell go fucking play the demo NOW store.steampowered.com/app/3642000/...

That sounds so up my alley it borders on illegal 🥺

I was already dying to play the game, but now I'm all in!

As someone that loves reading the generated life-stories in Dwarf Fortress, this is like someone made a whole game out of that. Demo's already super fun. Looking forward to the full game!

It's Sunday, and while you may be tempted to rest, the Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator markets are OPEN! Go live your best life, even if the babies whose simulated futures won't. Make money off their joy! Make even more money off their misery! store.steampowered.com/app/3642000/...

SHORT THAT BABY! 📈 Just announced at the @pcgamer.com Show - Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator. Play the demo on Steam RIGHT NOW! store.steampowered.com/app/3642000/...

Space Warlord Organ Trading Simulator Premium Physical Edition (Switch) is $14.47 US dollars at VGP buff.ly/53O8wXu All VGP deals buff.ly/B2wm2B6 #ad

Also worth noting that Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator just dropped a demo and it's really fun. Absolutely loved the first and excited for this one to full release. Seems fresh yet familiar! store.steampowered.com/app/3642000/...

I attempted to short a baby. That baby became a war criminal and I lost 10k. 10/10 would short again.

"...as I understand it, shorting means you're essentially betting against the baby and assuming its value will go down. Please remember, this is not financial advice." - @pcgamer.com SHORT THAT BABY! They're right you know, the demo is on Steam RIGHT NOW! 📈 www.pcgamer.com/gaming-indus...