Apparently it's St George's Day 🐉

Trooper

A bipartisan group of senators has introduced the Hot Rotisserie Chicken Act to allow Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program (SNAP) participants to purchase hot rotisserie chicken with their benefits.

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I will say one thing for AI slop; it has radically increased my appreciation of shitty art. Like maybe it lacks creativity, maybe the execution is unskilled, maybe the motivation for making it was commercial, but damned if a human being didn't think of and create it with their own mind and body.

two bozos

sakura you fucking idiot. You told me this weed strain was called "indirect kiss" but this is clearly just more of that skunk ass "instant loss" strain you keep having me smoke for some goddamn reason. This is the third time this week Sakura. You're paying for my dry cleaning this time

FROM THE CRADLE 2 THE GRAVE SCREEN TIME IS ALL I CRAVE ipad baby generation 2 0 1 X - ? ? ¿ ? “𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘤𝘩𝘰𝘰𝘭 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘰𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥𝘷𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘢 𝘡𝘰𝘰𝘮 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭”

how it feels single-handedly fighting to destroy the notion of the egg prime directive:

[charles dance voice] Nonsense. You will immediately transition and be happy, and that's final.

Roller Moonster (WIP)

The bisexuals gun

Bisexual love: the FN P90

Not enough leather perverts understand and appreciate how weird the early Soviet Union was about leather. It was widely perceived as a revolutionary aesthetic and often favoured by both senior figures and the Cheka - hence photos like this that look like they could be from a gay bar leather night

I’d also be mad if I showed up in cotton cuz no one told me it was leather night

I love ice cold water season

Once again feeling vindicated for everything I’ve said or felt about MrBeast

many discord servers

Every time Hugh brings up his parents in Pragmata:

"this character can't be trans because the author wasn't explicitly trying to create a trans woman" neither were my parents, how'd that work out for them?

Welcome to the office. Please fill out the same forms again on our iPad. Thank you

hey. ➡️➡️➡️

made a new mii that i’m kind of obsessed with ngl

the ghoul

@jonbois.bsky.social watching golf

Finally, my story told.

"can more artists draw lammy like the most beautiful woman ever and have parappa look like a little forest creature like this thank you"

[scarily, without a human heart, eyes like a doll's] ill save you. ill save everyone

stop treating the revolution like the rapture and practice disobedience DAILY, yes every day

CARTOON/RGRRBIT.GIF

I may as well reshare it myself 😇

Taste test💚🩷 #oc #lesbian #monsterhearts

some butch appreciation for lesbian visibility week

Bsky devs

social media was a wonderful brain toilet for every random half thought you didn't want to bother real people with before they decided to move all of society and infrastructure and government inside of the toilet

its so funny that nintendo is extremely constantly worried about how people will misuse their products to be raunchy or inappropriate but the first thing it seems like everyone did with unfettered restrictions on tomodachi life was give everyone cigarettes

I'll never fucking recover from this one though. CRIPES.

ANNOUNCING: 500 FINGER FILLET 500 STABS. 30 MINUTES. A horror roguelite about stabbing yourself in the hand five hundred times to escape a deadly trap. Can you make it out with all your fingers? Or will you bleed out on the table? Wishlist now on Steam: store.steampowered.com/app/4602120/...

A lot of people don't know this, but when you apply for a job as a tech CEO, you have to fill out a questionnaire to make sure you will constantly make the most unimaginably stupid decisions possible

'I'm Always Seeing You (Do Cool Stuff)' son or 'BIRDBRAIN (w/ OK Glass) feat. Kasane Teto' daughter

Went to Korean BBQ for birthday dinner and saw one of my favorite things in the world: inexplicable signage