Have the Texans run the football in the second half

The struggle is very real, but the follow up skeet is gonna take someone out when its the 1st thing they see on the app

@solomonmissouri.bsky.social is involved, so Bubba you better strap in & hang on

Multiple monkeys are on the loose in St. Louis. And AI generated images are complicating the effort to find them.

semi-regular reminder that ICE was only created in 2003 when you are asked to imagine a world without ICE, you're basically being asked to remember where you were when Lilo & Stitch came out

You know the Saints are hated by everyone in the NFC South in a way that unites the other teams

Ravens-Steelers is pretty spicy but yes everyone is too nice. The closest we've had to this is Pete Carroll and Jim Harbaugh

Plan accordingly

Are you or someone you know going to the Caps' Pride game on Saturday? Have you watched Heated Rivalry? Is, by chance, anyone going to the game *because* they watched Heated Rivalry? If any of that fits you, my DMs are open. Working on a story and would love to chat!

It really does feel like it's AJ Brown's destiny to be a Mike Tomlin Steelers receiver

once again shoutout to every dipshit who insisted it was hysterical to talk about trump and white supremacy in the same breath www.rawstory.com/trump-267487...

"the shape of the love was indistinct, impossible to define." This is amazing...

Today, we’re 2.06 years closer to the year 2030 than we are to 2020. Which is not unsettling at all!

Wanda Sykes thanks Ricky Gervais for not being there because it means she can accept the award on his behalf... and he's gonna thank God and the trans community (he won, she did) #GoldenGlobes

thats right

god nobody half angrily stares out at the field like Jim Harbaugh

STEPH NO LOOK

My brain keeps reading MLF as MILF and I have to stop and do a double take each time

At some point these coaches need to just get under center and run the football. It is still the playoffs and for as much as football changes it’s still the same run it man.

oh buddy we got an NFL DABO

“CBS News. The place to see BS news.” — Nikki Glaser in her opening monologue at the Golden Globes airing on CBS.

Why are coaches allergic to running the football?

So much shotgun formation get under center and run the football

Sigh

@sarahkelly.bsky.social Christian McCaffrey just began his interview with God is good and I got a site. I don’t remember him doing that here in Charlotte in the heart of the Bible belt so what the hell is going on?

lol that's a shitty throw, Tom, you can say it

All 3 WC games so far, the team leading at the 2-minute has not won yet.

If Kyle wins his game after refusing to run the football, he’s gonna become ungoverned

oh buddy that’s a Lock Your Instagram Account Drop

Oh wow.

When is the Apple TV series?

The AI commercials this time around are gonna be like the crypto commercials that one time. I think the new AI bar to clear is Leadership Linebacker. That one bothers me even more than Idiot Pasta did

Copilot cutting guys for not having leadership skills coupled w the ads for the movie with the AI judge…quite the juxtaposition

Breaking NYT: Trump's targeting of perceived political enemies continues: The U.S. attorney's office in D.C. has opened a criminal investigation into Jerome Powell, the Federal Reserve chair, over the Fed's of its Washington HQ and whether Powell lied to Congress about the scope of the project.

Memo to Kyle Shanahan, you can still run the football buddy

Becoming an announcer just to frequently complain about other people benefitting from the thing everyone used to complain about me benefitting from. This is how I will rebrand

that's a RIDICULOUS roughness call. completely absurd.

Defender already was into his tackle when Hurts began to slide -- which brough his head lower to where the defender's helmet was. Just not right.

Kyle Shanahan refusing to run the football in a playoff game with a good running back tale as old as time

You just picked up 3 yards running in the football. You have one of the best running backs in football. What are you doing?

Got damn Kyle

Can’t wait to watch Kyle throw the ball three times up by one with CMC as his running back

If the Eagles lose this game Vic Fangio should get to fistfight Kevin Patullo and Nick Sirianni

Let Big Dom run a route, Sirianni

Tfw your childhood pediatricians reunite to tell you that you have osteoporosis

The 49ers didn’t have success running the football early and Kyle got tunnel vision and then he lost his tight end, he’s panicked ever since convinced he can make Purdy do something that he probably shouldn’t make him do

Kyle is panicking. No running game and now no Kittle and getting indecisive

I know they’re not having success but get under center and try to run the football man