USC wbb just about out of their misery now in one of the worst fourth quarters you’ll see a team play

From the paywalled territories, I thought Phantom looked like it could be pretty good despite coming up short against Breeze. Much better than last season and Kiki going 1 for 10 seems likely to just be about acclimating to #UnrivaledWBB. I would imagine she starts doing Kiki things soon enough.

From the paywalled territories, I thought Phantom looked like it could be pretty good despite coming up short against Breeze. Much better than last season and Kiki going 1 for 10 seems likely to just be about acclimating to #UnrivaledWBB. I would imagine she starts doing Kiki things soon enough.

Seriously though how is it real that we got to watch Paige and Dom be teammates last night and it’s gonna happen twice every weekend for the next two months? Has anyone considered making the whole plane out of #UnrivaledWBB?

Seriously though how is it real that we got to watch Paige and Dom be teammates last night and it’s gonna happen twice every weekend for the next two months? Has anyone considered making the whole plane out of #UnrivaledWBB?

Took stock of opening day (or, as I think of it, Unrivaled Week 0) and looked ahead a bit at the first full week of Unrivaled games in my newsletter today. 1-0 teams above the paywall, 0-1 teams below it, which means everyone can read my latest love letter to the Breeze

"Maduro In Custody. His Blue Hoodie In Your Cart?" lolwtf

Lmfao this country is not worth fighting for, burn it all down and start over

Bo’s entitled to his opinion but “I know what the No. 1 pick looks like and he ain’t it” is often something uttered by old people who fail to realize that it isn’t 30 years ago anymore

Sometimes I detach quote tweets that aren’t even bothersome just because it makes me feel like God. And yeah, definitely limit replies to followers if only to cut off the army of Janebots who like to reply heyyyy

“Well actually”ing an Onion headline should come with an automatic permaban from the internet

The gasp-laugh I made at this is something I couldn’t reproduce if I tried

I’m not picking anyone to finish last in #UnrivaledWBB this season, because I learned my lesson, but I’ll overreact to day 1 and pick a champion Congratulations to the 2026 Unrivaled champions, Mist BC, led by MVP Allisha Gray and Defensive Player of the Year Alanna Smith

Paige Burgers, and Renee, are both too much lmao

Unrivaled box scores eventually added the game-winners last season, but I enjoyed threading them so I’m gonna do it again

Dom is already such a problem and she doesn’t even turn 21 for another 11 months lol

Valkyrie on Valkyrie crime to end the 3rd quarter!!

Feel free to quote me on this btw. Unrivaled: what basketball is like in my dreams

Flo Rida is not on this list

Make Phantom-Breeze best 2 out of 3 because we deserve it

What if I just like Unrivaled more than the W now lol

“Tiffany Hayes fills the void of Satou Sabally” is a wild thing to say. I get that she took her spot but it’s hard to think of more different players.

FIVE MINUTES TILL BREEZE SZN

Is he supposed to get mad that they’re getting their asses whipped without their two best players?

Nooooooooo Chelsea we were two Owls points from an Unrivaled Fetty Wap!!!!

My sister and I were fighting over something dumb circa 1994 (I’d have been 10, she 13). For whatever reason, I refused to get out of the pantry and was pulling the door shut while she tried to pull it open. She let go, it slammed on my finger, and it is still a little mangled to this day lol

Whole lot of Connecticut Sun DNA in these Lunar Owls

For the record I am not calling anyone the crashout crew. Learned my lesson from picking Rose to finish last. #UnrivaledWBB

I’m sorry Aaliyah Edwards did what in the preseason against Breeze? Was it like, an actual breeze, not the team?

I clearly missed something why is everyone talking about getting dogpiled on Bluesky?

Also I'm sorry but if you're focused on whether your niche social media site can grow instead of posting for the love of the game, you're doing it wrong. Ego scribo, ergo sum, or something.

Unrivaled game ends and goes off air so fast I end up wondering who the hell Impractical Jokers is actually for. A tradition unlike any other…

Team captains with the first two game-winners of the Unrivaled season

Laces on a 22-2 run to get within a point of the win since trailing Vinyl 40-34 in the 3rd quarter #UnrivaledWBB

Erica Wheeler went to a family reunion and they handed her a Vinyl jersey lmao #UnrivaledWBB

MADDYYYYYYYY go cats ✌🏻

District 3 is my home and I would be proud to serve it in City Council. Stay tuned for more.

Still can’t believe that there are two more Unrivaled games BEFORE WE EVEN GET TO THE ONE WITH PAIGE AND DOM

Part of it is definitely the court being shorter and players thus going end to end faster, but you really do get to see how fast someone like Allisha Gray is in this format. Blink and she’s gone from her own baseline to the opposite rim. #UnrivaledWBB

Apologies for being a bit late, but I previewed all of today’s #UnrivaledWBB opening day action in my latest for @herhoopstats.com No paywall today, happy Unrivaled season! herhoopstats.substack.com/p/tulins-tre...

Veronica Burton szn is now year-round. Please adjust your plans accordingly

The only in-game interviews I want are the ones with Allisha Gray or Courtney Williams, I thought we established this last Unrivaled season

10 points is *checks notes* the largest lead in Mist BC history (Probably not true but it felt like they never held a lead at all last season) #UnrivaledWBB

Choose to believe this says “put Li Yueru in the 3-point contest you cowards!”

New unrivaled scorebug…nope

This is what I imagine happened when my former manager who framed every show cancellation and round of layoffs as an opportunity for research to shine got got in the last round of layoffs

It’s insane that Maduro’s arraignment took place at the same federal courthouse where I once delivered an impassioned Occam’s Razor based closing statement to seal a win in a high school mock trials competition

you guys ever see Looper

Second time in 2026 that Kotaku has put out a roundup of “fan reactions” that exclusively draws from Twitter. Once again, I do not think you’re getting a real read on public opinion from the child porn/outrage machine. Most people elsewhere seem to have liked it, particularly fans of the show.

“He probably wasn’t expecting that pushback to come from a Hall of Fame teammate” Yeah I’m sure Danny, who is very intentionally a troll, is distraught about his name being mentioned on Fox NFL Sunday. Just tears him apart inside. (He got exactly what he wanted ya doofuses)