Sean Burns
@splicedpersonality.bsky.social
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Film Critic. Projectionalist. www.splicedpersonality.com
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So I'm hanging out a shingle in newsletter land. Two reviews a week. Seven bucks a month. As Alfred E. Neuman would say, "Cheap!" Details below.
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Introducing the Spliced Personality Substack
âTwo reviews a week. Seven bucks a month. Cheap!â
https://splicedpersonality.substack.com/p/introducing-the-spliced-personality
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Nobodyâs excited about this race because there are no good options. A 79-year-old shouldnât be running for another six-year term and Moultonâs comments about trans kids make him unfit to run for garbageman.
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Big race making little noise in Mass. - The Boston Globe
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Special Advance Showing of unknown film, 5/22/82
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Over at the Spliced Personality Substack this week I reviewed Boots Riley's insufferable I LOVE BOOSTERS. Now I understand why some people have such violent responses to Wes Anderson movies.
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Review - I Love Boosters
Starring Keke Palmer, Naomi Ackie, Taylour Paige, Demi Moore.
https://splicedpersonality.substack.com/p/review-i-love-boosters
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Stop making them.
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Damn, we had so many 4am breakfasts there after the bars closed back in the day. I guess NYU kids just DoorDash that shit now.
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After 54 years, Cozy Soup 'n' Burger is closing on Astor Place
EV Grieve is the leading news, entertainment and lifestyle blog about the East Village of New York City.
https://evgrieve.com/2026/05/after-54-years-cozy-soup-n-burger-is.html
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3 months ago
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At WBUR this week I reviewed SILENT FRIEND, a buddy movie starring Tony Leung and a tree. Opens tomorrow at the Coolidge.
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Buddy movie 'Silent Friend' is told from a tree's perspective
Hungarian filmmaker IldikĂł Enyediâs woozy and beguiling new film spins a trio of tales in which students and teachers at a German university long to be heard, viewed from the POV of a centuries-old gi...
https://www.wbur.org/news/2026/05/21/ildiko-enyedi-silent-friend-film-review
3 days ago
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At the Spliced Personality Substack this week I reviewed THE MANDALORIAN AND GROGU, the ugliest expensive movie I have ever seen. It's a visual insult.
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Review - The Mandalorian and Grogu
Starring Pedro Pascal, Jeremy Allen White, Sigourney Weaver, Martin Scorsese.
https://splicedpersonality.substack.com/p/review-the-mandalorian-and-grogu
5 days ago
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I can never get rid of Facebook.
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Maybe it wasnât a great idea to make a STAR WARS movie with the cinematographer of CLERKS.
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6 days ago
Nothing but respect for my âOdysseyâ
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Two reviews a week. Seven bucks a month. Cheap!
splicedpersonality.substack.com
6 days ago
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So many strong films in theaters at the moment: BLUE HERON, SHEEP DETECTIVES, IS GOD IS, SILENT FRIEND, OBSESSION. Even DEVIL WEARS PRADA 2 is better than expected. Something out there for pretty much everyone right now. Nice to see.
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Over at the Spliced Personality Substack this week I reviewed Aleshea Harrisâ IS GOD IS. This movie is wild.
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Review - Is God Is
Starring Kara Young, Mallori Johnson, Vivica A.
https://splicedpersonality.substack.com/p/review-is-god-is
7 days ago
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The Somerville Theatreâs KURT AND JODIE series kicks off this afternoon with a double feature of FREAKY FRIDAY and THE COMPUTER WORE TENNIS SHOES. See you there.
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From child actors to screen icons, Kurt Russell and Jodie Foster celebrated in summer retrospective
While the two actors have never worked together, they've made surprisingly similar career choices. The Somerville Theatre screens 24-film series of double features May 17-July 11, and what's delightfu...
https://www.wbur.org/news/2026/05/13/kurt-russell-jodie-foster-retrospective-somerville-theatre
7 days ago
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This, plus new John Sayles and Whit Stillman films on the way. As my niece would say, weâre eating.
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7 days ago
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This filled my heart with joy.
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Wanton Destruction Of CBS Property - Letterman & Colbert Toss Stuff Off The Roof Of The Ed Sullivan
YouTube video by The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
https://youtu.be/eBKWKu2Rqxc?si=AhCsFUe0LWhaEaA1
8 days ago
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My friend
@isaacfeldberg.bsky.social
talked to Tony Motherfuckinâ Leung!
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Everything Is Illusion: Tony Leung on drifting between the lines of cinema and reality for the most memorable roles of his five-decade career ⢠Journal ⢠A Letterboxd Magazine
With Silent Friend out now in US theaters, the legendary Tony Leung reflects with Isaac Feldberg on rising from Hong Kong television through its golden age of film, working with directors like John Wo...
https://letterboxd.com/journal/tony-leung-chiu-wai-silent-friend-interview/
8 days ago
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Tried to watch that PUNISHER thing on Disney Plus. Hilarious. Like BEAU IS AFRAID if it wasnât a comedy. Now I understand why heâs the favorite character of macho tough guys who are scared of the subway.
8 days ago
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At Crooked Marqueeâs Classic Corner this week I tried to write about THE BIG EASY without sounding like a total perv. Or at least no more than usual.
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Classic Corner: The Big Easy â Crooked Marquee
The New Orleans-set erotic thriller still sizzles with the scorching chemistry of stars Dennis Quaid and Ellen Barkin.
https://crookedmarquee.com/classic-corner-the-big-easy/#google_vignette
9 days ago
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Wish me luck, guys! I think I got this.
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James Bond auditions are officially underway, say Amazon MGM
Studio say they are âexcited to share more news with 007 fans as soon as the time is rightâ
https://www.the-independent.com/arts-entertainment/films/news/james-bond-auditions-007-game-of-thrones-nina-gold-casting-b2977028.html
9 days ago
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One Heat Minute Productions
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The Prince of Boston
@splicedpersonality.bsky.social
 was a mandatory selection to talk the heart-wrenching classic - MANCHESTER BY THE SEA on
#TheDecadeProjectÂ
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THE DECADE PROJECT: Manchester by the Sea w/ Sean Burns
One Heat Minute Productions Patreon ¡ Episode
https://open.spotify.com/episode/0xWfUJ7OyWiZGMDZkxpKJY?si=f3762339da574840
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âDonât be sorry, just change your underwear.â
9 days ago
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RIP to the great Clarence Carter. Hereâs what William Friedkin told me at the Harvard Film Archive in 2014 when I asked him about ending KILLER JOE with âStrokinâ.â
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At WBUR this week I reviewed Curry Barkerâs screamingly funny OBSESSION. Not a movie for food critics or cat lovers.
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Horror film 'Obsession' is a cautionary tale about being careful what you wish for
Writer-director Curry Barker and creative partner Cooper Tomlinson parlayed their YouTube channel âThatâs a Bad Ideaâ into this big-screen debut about a guy who wishes his dream girl would love him ba...
https://www.wbur.org/news/2026/05/14/curry-barker-obsession-film-review
10 days ago
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Iâve lost that lovinâ feeling.
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Over at the Spliced Personality Substack this week I reviewed Bobby Farrelly's DRIVER'S ED, a low-stakes throwback that's agreeable company for a rainy afternoon on the couch.
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Review - Driver's Ed
Starring Sam Nivola, Sophie Telegadis, Aidan Laprete, Mohana Krishnan.
https://splicedpersonality.substack.com/p/review-drivers-ed
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At WBUR this week I wrote about the KURT AND JODIE retrospective at the Somerville Theatre. This is going to be a fun one. See you there.
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From child actors to screen icons, Kurt Russell and Jodie Foster celebrated in summer retrospective
While the two actors have never worked together, they've made surprisingly similar career choices. The Somerville Theatre screens 24-film series of double features May 17-July 11, and what's delightfu...
https://www.wbur.org/news/2026/05/13/kurt-russell-jodie-foster-retrospective-somerville-theatre
11 days ago
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Best part of tonightâs IS GOD IS screening was about a third of the way through when a guy sitting behind me bellowed, âWHAT is this MOVIE???â I think I might love it.
11 days ago
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SACosby
12 days ago
As of today Thank you to all the readers and fans and booksellers and other writers who inspired me to never ever give up I hope this inspires you too. We are storytellers man... We change the world with words. Never ever give up.
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Love reading news on my phone.
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Paid subscribers get to call me an asshole in the comments section. Join the party! Two reviews a week. Seven bucks a month. Cheap!
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Over at the Spliced Personality Substack this week I wrote about the Billie Eilish concert movie directed by the King of the World.
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Review - Billie Eilish - Hit Me Hard and Soft: The Tour (Live in 3D)
A documentary directed by James Cameron and Billie Eilish.
https://splicedpersonality.substack.com/p/review-billie-eilish-hit-me-hard
14 days ago
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The picture looks like heâs doing it just out of frame.
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15 days ago
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Just caught a double feature of MERMAIDS and the 1994 LITTLE WOMEN at the Brattle and can confirm there are worse ways to spend an afternoon than gazing adoringly at Winona Ryder on 35mm film.
15 days ago
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âThe CIA may have done a lot of horrible things, but they never financed a Seth Rogen movie.â
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At WBUR this week I reviewed Sophy Romvariâs remarkable BLUE HERON, which opens tomorrow at the Coolidge Corner Theatre.
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'Blue Heron' is both a reminiscence on childhood and an investigation
The remarkable first feature from Canadian writer-director Sophy Romvari is "about how we can spend our entire lives trying to understand what happened to us when we were children," reviews critic Sea...
https://www.wbur.org/news/2026/05/07/sophy-romvari-blue-heron-film-review
17 days ago
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Over at the Spliced Personality Substack this week I wrote about ANIMAL FARM and THE SHEEP DETECTIVES. Some children's films are more equal than others.
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Some Children's Films Are More Equal Than Others
Reviews of "Animal Farm" and "The Sheep Detectives."
https://splicedpersonality.substack.com/p/some-childrens-films-are-more-equal
17 days ago
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Seems weird that theyâre still making episodes of THE BEAR. I know Season 4 was just last summer but it feels like it ended a long time ago because the character arcs are all complete and the showâs spot in the zeitgeist has been so thoroughly overtaken by THE PITT.
18 days ago
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Sometimes I hope Iâm wrong and that there really is a hell so all the motherfuckers behind this will burn for eternity.
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USAID shutdown has led to hundreds of thousands of deaths | Harvard T.H. Chan School of Public Health
The Trump administrationâs decision to shut down the U.S. Agency for International Development (USAID) has resulted in hundreds of thousands of deaths from infectious diseases and malnutrition, accord...
https://hsph.harvard.edu/news/usaid-shutdown-has-led-to-hundreds-of-thousands-of-deaths/
19 days ago
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Didnât he personally clear like $400 mil off THE PASSION? I understand that drugs and divorce arenât cheap, but thereâs got to be a more dignified way.
19 days ago
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Could happily watch at least three more hours of Billie Eilish benignly tolerating an over-enthusiastic James Cameron.
19 days ago
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Masterpiece.
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My favorite was an ad for a sandwich shop in Maine that said: âWE ALSO MAKE KEYS.â
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22 days ago
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The restroom code at this Caffe Nero is 2046. Either a fun coincidence or theyâve got a big Wong Kar Wai fan programming the bathroom locks.
22 days ago
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If you canât find any paunchy, middle-aged guys with beards this weekend itâs because weâre all here.
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Over at the Spliced Personality Substack this week I wrote about DEEP WATER and my Ben Kingsley prank that never happened.
splicedpersonality.substack.com/p/review-dee...
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