An underrated part of Berserk is that every single military unit in fakey europe is called like "the shining holy blue hippopotamus knights" Berserk has a very similar naming convention to metal gear solid

Worst part is having to put the cheese wheel in the dish sanitizer after every serving

Again I must reiterate my favorite thing about Swan Boy is that it is the webcomic that involves the most reading.

Its actually wild that this is the closest to a shoot interview ive seen from mjf

Didnt know they were on here, went to block them, too many mutuals follow this gutter trash. Block ringside news.

Imagine being so pale even the french aristocracy is like "damn that guy is pale"

I do not think the book The Poppy War should have co-opted an actual horrific war crime for the fantasy book. Thats my hot take

There is movement on backpay but I'll believe it when I see it. Meanwhile I am excited to see how much I can make with a full Bike Battery tomorrow on Door Dash AND I turned my Rover back on. I am once again 3 1099's in a Dressie. tips here help immensely as this is ALL unstable. Thank you ALL!<3

And ANOTHER thing! I hope you have a nice day

Now that its not actually show day and its real early im gonna be real grumpy and nitpicky about a wrestling pet peeve

I just bought some movies during the criterion flash sale and haven't gotten through them all yet so if the nuclear apocalypse could hold off until i at least make a vin diesel joke in a letterboxd review of tokyo drifters as is legally required that would be awesome

Remember how we all hated that Raw was 3 hours? Dynamite is gonna be unofficially 3 hours by this time next year at this rate

For the record i still have not really been sold on die nasty but i may just be very tired

I will not be watching a post main event video package in overtime, sorry. Finishing this episode of MUGG instead

"Ospreay called in reinforcements from japan" - excalibur about a bunch of white people and a maori 🤼‍♂️

the heroic death riders vs. the dastardly imperialists

Can this be the start of a darby heel turn maybe 🤼‍♂️

I'm confused and scared and horny and scared so Thekla must be on tv 🤼‍♂️

"we're coming for your bodies" - quotes that could be in a voyeur porno or a wrestling show 🤼‍♂️

Coming up against my linitation of understanding of others experience. People haven't watched old Rockers matches if they think being the marty janetty means being carried. The guy may be out of his gourd but he was better than shawn back when they were a team.

Calling someone scotty pippen is a killing insult in japan 🤼‍♂️

Kyle Fletcher canonically has pussy everything @wnffpod.bsky.social

I wanna see nephew marky 🤼‍♂️

Every ricochet feud 🤼‍♂️: youtu.be/WIWs-C3wH3A?...

"theres a difference between sing shape and ring shape" is very good 🤼‍♂️

"I've had some stinkers" Chris you shouldnt speak about your wife like that 🤼‍♂️

I'll take colors that end in -urple for 1000 #AEWDynamite 🤼

Jerichurple 🤼‍♂️

This hockey ad is just a bunch of guys saying "winning at hockey is better than losing at it"

That was certainly a well done video package gotta give em that 🤼‍♂️

The Queen in Yellow, Aminata signalling that she's offering one way trips to Carcosa 🤼‍♂️

The north american title been defended recently?

I want that twink obliterated 🤼‍♂️

Darby you literally spent years siphoning aura from a sexagenerian i dont think you wanna get into who is and isnt a bitch 🤼‍♂️

Fuck the jabroni tweets as is usual 🤼‍♂️

If Take and Idolo feuded do you think theyd have to stop people from droppign trou in the arenas 🤼‍♂️

Glad they left TJP at home but is Great O-Khan not still in UE? 🤼‍♂️

I cannot believe a guy who looks more like a vanilla baby than the guy whose gimmick is "vanilla baby" is the iwgp heavyq champion 🤼‍♂️

Its gomez you know what that means. Aaron Henare on dynamite edition! 🤼‍♂️

Its gonna be so fuckin funny when the knights templar avatar dickheads gotta figure out a new aesthetic when a holy crusade is declared against americans instead of middle easterners

Antipope is what you eat before you perform cunilingus on the pope

I hope the pentagon sends black ops teams to the vatican and it goes like that one episode of Archer

The only thought i have on the Baseball Burger is good luck eating that in a stadium seat without dripping, dickhead

Weapon durability is usually fucking fine, honestly.

A cool thing you can do is just say that a character is the 5th of the 9 great dragons or somesuch and then decide whether you ever care about circling back to that ever again after the fact

ask and you shall receive

I can't believe i scrolled through so many quotes on this and nobody photoshopped the hands on here

I think that handwringing over the popularity of power fantasy isekai is really funny considering that was also a huge amount of pulpy western fantasy for a very long time, but that doesn't mean i get much out of it anymore

You know what this is, is the foreign policy equivalent of alan ritchson's neighbor pushing him in front of his kids, getting his ass kicked, and then whining about it

Now's a good time to circle back on this