In celebration, I handpicked a couple of Hazuki matches that I would recommend into a free playlist. dailymotion.com/playlist/xc6... #STARDOM 🤼 #AEWCollision

New bit: guy who thinks streamers are all talking to the same guy named "Chet"

Laughed at this image for 10 entire minutes

I sat my white ass down and listened

RIP to the GOAT

Bluesky is so ass at running a social media site, my word

So it turns out if you make one of the funniest cartoons in years on netflix they just kinda don't want more of it

ConseNXTual penis

The world's first "wide limousine" It's like a limousine but the other way Take up two lanes of traffic with the wide limousine. Bevause aren't you worth it?

Me when my donors want to suppress wage growth: "its illegal for you to ask me if my donors want to suppress wage growth"

I read swan boy zoomed in on each panel, as if it is the page of a book, and the noise i made when the final panel of today's strip was revealed to me was nearly inhuman

Just a hodgepodge of different types of films from all over the place. Again lol

If you argue with disc horse bot they should take away your driver's license

Concept restaurant: caffeinated ramen

turn the knobs until you glean a melody

It would be so sick for people to remember how they felt when they were kids

Someone do the days of future past cover but instead of "apprehended" and "slain" it just says woke

Great news everyone: it's friday, but more importantly, I'm going to see weird al tonight

The most interesting thing about the NJPW sitch is actually why TV Asahi and CyberAgent wanted Nooj in the first place. Kindly give my new article, 'Before We Fantasy-Book the Future: The NJPW Shares Transfer' a read. #WrestleSky 🤼‍♂️

Paychecks aren’t aligning this month, and I’m worn out from taking as many shifts as I can. I have to get rent sorted by Saturday and I’m $750 short. If anyone can help, I’d appreciate. If not, I understand and please share if you can. Hope everyone is okay. ❤️ PP: www.paypal.me/Briggsycakes

I dont think tk hates women's wrestling. I think he doesn't prioritize women's wrestling. There's a massive difference

If aew's women's booking is because of wbd why do they get two matches on 4 hours of non-wbd controlled ppv eh?

I was watching red skelton sketches when i was in middle school and every millenial talks about watching reruns of sitcoms on nick at night, dont tell me kids can't understand shit from before they were born, motherfuckers

Lee's gonna wake up with tits isn't he

John mulaney bit about quicksand except it's receiving boxes of steaks

Someone smuggle me into one of the post ppv press scrums so i can ask tony khan if he'd ever book a dynamite with only one men's match

A lot of social media ragebait is people universalizing the individual

Well im turnin in, g'night y'all

I was harsh on some of that last segment, it was fun, i just hate "kids these days" type shit lol 🤼‍♂️

Damn those heckin war pupperonis 🤼‍♂️

Phone cameras have flash functions what the fuck are they talking about 🤼‍♂️

Boomer ass segment lol

I really gotta mute the phrase "fake sport" or something

"IIIIIIIII'M SAILIIIIIIIIING AWAAAAAAAY"

Get rush the fuck off my tv 🤼‍♂️

"dead company" lmao 🤼‍♂️

MJF standing under a golden shower 🤼‍♂️

Its not MJF's fault because he actually plays a buffoonish heel, on purpose, but the dipshits in the crowd who always cheer for him from the first row really need to grow up 🤼‍♂️

"Alex your 30 year old husband still reads harry potter. What is it like being married to a massive moron?" 🤼‍♂️

I like the backstage crossover intrigue segments those are good 🤼‍♂️

Rush should get bear mace sprayed in his jocks 🤼‍♂️

Who in production was in charge of getting a shot of jake doyle's face on his return 🤼‍♂️

I like the glimpses of OC just being weirded out by Lio Rush. I would enjoy an angle between them thats just horror movie shit happening to the conglomeration in the style of one of those horror/archie comics crossovers 🤼‍♂️

Andrade looks like hes from the planet of the bass with those glasses. And we know women are his favorite guy 🤼‍♂️

Ricochet just saved the finish of the match by scooting into the lionsault. 🤼‍♂️

One booking quirk of tony khan's that annoys me is booking big blowoff - sorry, fuck the jabroni tweets - big blowoff matches in the middle of feuds that make the feuds feel like they drag on longer than necessary 🤼‍♂️

What is speedball wearing??? Some kind of...foot covering? 🤼‍♂️

Philly being on Darby's side is sad. I may even feel a little bad next time i eat a cheesesteak 🤼‍♂️

I was saying boo-urns 🤼‍♂️