yoooo Autism 2 just shadow dropped

remember, if you see a vizier to the king plotting against him, NO YOU DIDN'T

french maid of honour

when we do achieve communism i feel bad for how poorly the native population of boss babys will adapt

north dakota implies the existence of south dakota

might fuck around and make up some trans stereotypes, hey if you enjoyed the Sparx segments of Spyro: Year Of The Dragon how is your transition going

making plans for mine and my partner's first halloween (we were dating last halloween but we weren't together on the day)

sick day activities

Silksong thread (heh) i will contain all my silksong posting here

silksong more like sicksong because i'm off work sick playing it

i don't think as a society we would accept that a rapture happened, we'd convince ourselves all the bad people got taken and the good ones left behind

i'm sick, ask me shit

barely legal olive oil

ya girl sick :(

Corrupting, bimbofying backshots that resolve into a glowing cursed tramp stamp.

happy sunday shotday bitches

i feel sorry for gen z because if you wanna date an older woman you have to date a millenial

getting simultaneously fucked and jacked off and your tits played with and bitten really hard all at once goes fucken crazy dawg after like 30 minutes i nearly passed out

they get monster energy by milking femboys btw

Thing for me is that yeah, ANDOR is Baby's First Leftism Primer. BARBIE is Baby's First Feminism But people need an introduction to these things. And the average American ain't gonna read KAPITAL or go to a CWA workshop Sometimes to move people, ya gotta go to where they are and walk over with em

was in asda and i went to the wrong till and i heard someone working there say "of course she'd go to that one, not what i told her, fucking idiot"

OUT: leap days IN: 278-day February every 1000 years

ally sheedy in short circuit is gender goals tbh

love to be referred to as a boy when i'm wearing my push-uppiest bra

sandalwood would be a beautiful name for a foot pervert

rude tbh i'm full of whimsy and joy fuck you i'll kill you

hey @sentimentbot.bsky.social how am i doing?

the balls are closing in

post-wedding breakfast

what if vampires didn’t suck blood but sucked toes instead

degenerate (complimentary)

was lowkey cute as hell today

wedding hair 🥰

anxious doing girl-stuff at this wedding but having a lovely time

I'm just relieved there aren't any evil lesbians around to take advantage of how pliant and impressionable I get when I'm called a good girl 👀👀👀👀

just had to deal with a huge fuck-off hornet

[showing a picture of a man with nice hair to my barber] I want you to kill this fucker

We have received news that the shooter also had a roommate who was cisgendered, authorities are looking into what role this may have played in his motivations. Many of his friends and family were cisgendered, we need to start considering what part this agenda may have played in shaping his actions

i've gained 5 lbs and it's ALL IN MY ASS

those beautiful naked women have made a compelling argument i am going to steer this ship into the rocks

good night lesbians and boydykes

Saw is toxic yaoi

it would be easier to do my best if My Best was the name of a cute trans girl tbh

gotta be the clockiest dyke in the gym

i love to be vindicated for my otherwise baseless contrarian haterism

is it worse to be sold out to the feds by your dad or a random mcdonalds employee

sex between a deerboy and a birdgirl >>>>>>

queer and present danger

nothing screams england first more than rioting in the streets of london after watching a south african billionaire talk about the death of an american podcaster