If the goose does not feel valued it will leave

Notable thing heterosexual men have never objectively found attractive: - Two women making out

prog is kicking in while I'm at work and my wife's phone is still broken

it's not global warming it's just heat from fire fire from heat

i wouldn't mentally survive being a celebrity because 15 likes on a selfie convinces me i'm literally the hottest woman on earth

was going for the look of an american mum on her way to pick up her son braydon from football practice

merry shoulders everyone

average day in the uk this summer

I'm begging for feminists to add an ounce of Bimbofication to their politics.

having fun this week i can't lie

pronouncing isla fisher like isla nublar

took it off because it's like 35 degrees and got titty jump scared

new drip (literal drip because i'm sweaty)

please enjoy Sage's genuine initial reaction to Minilla's first appearance

yooooo we'll be recording our SON OF GODZILLA episode later this week so get in your THOUGHTS now and we may read them out on our EXCITING NEW EPISODE about the biggest chud in all of cinema

Thai poster for John Carpenter's ESCAPE FROM NEW YORK (1981)

okay but what if i did it again

straight up heat strokin it

NEW EPISODE NEW EPISODE THERE'S A CHARACTER NAMED DOCTOR WHO AND ANOTHER NAMED MADAME PIRANHA BIG ROBOT MONKEY WE LOSE OUR MINDS A LITTLE IN THIS ONE

body tea question mark

body tea question mark

i would say quote this with your best impression of a ripley post, but i fear i lack the clout and the easily impersonated posting style

sad to hear of the passing of keir starmer who died from jacking off his hideous little pebis too hard and going hog wild on that nasty thing. I hope he finds peace

when the sex is so good you have to keep making sure they don't actually hate you after

Clear cum, soft dick, can't lose.

right wing grifters during the iraq war be like

rerecording my old sex tapes from when I was a man like it's 2016 and I'm the Ghostbusters franchise

can't stop thinking about this post. it's the most perfectly annoying amount of money to spend bc it so easily stacks to kick your fucking ass

economy's in the toilet, pound's in the toilet, labour party's in the toilet, the only thing not in the toilet is the people the ehrc say can't be in the toilet

suck shit kier, you're no godzilla but you're a monster nonetheless

It will never stop being funny to me that the street fighter subreddit has a much better, well reasoned ai policy vis a vis literally all universities.

Did you touch the Reflecting Pool

im the last living soldier of woke 1 i never got orders to surrender or unmuster so im still hiding out in the forest and ambushing random villagers assuming theyre members of gamergate

more like kier starm*were*

Goodbye and good riddance to the most anti LGBTQ PM of my lifetime. Lives were ruined for absolutely no benefit, and now an entire marginalised group is going to suffer a generation desperately trying to claw back their hard won rights thanks so him.

video game character creators need less interesting clothing options so that early transition women who had been living vicariously through them gravitate towards the basics first

misgendered by the trans woman working at the 17th century village kms

BREAKING: PM Keir Starmer about to resign

"without capitalism people wouldn't want to work" meanwhile, post office job simulator reviews:

this is somehow gayer than sleeping together in a single bed what the fuck

Umm, mascara? Femmescara please.

came from a blowjob for the first time in 13 years ama

ummmm have you tried loving everyone?? you sack of shit????

Nothing in awhile but here is a Mox Tax Rebate to sweeten the pot. Look at this sleepy goof.

Holy fuck all the horses I was storing in my glue factory just ended up in the backrooms and now there galloping loudly though the hallways and trampling the native scary monsters to death, destabilising the delicate ecosystem and scuffing the wallpaper and just galloping so loudly

shout out to everyone here