www.furaffinity.net/view/65132678/ My least favorite thing is being unfunny. I find it very humiliating. But as an artist I have learned that sometimes your idea just sucks, and you must make it anyway.

Wizard reddit is weird

better a nigga than a fash

i should be allowed to kill people

A British couple traveled to China and complimented the Northeastern regional cuisine, comparing it to British food. Chinese Internet:

yeah man did you hear? the guy casting shadows in plato's allegory of the cave got cancelled for casting problematic shadows. yeah its really fucked up especially given that the shadows cast on the wall of the cave are basically the same thing as real things outside of the cave

So, it’s been acceptable English for as long as I’ve been alive to say “go boil your head“ “go play in traffic“ “take a long walk off a short pier“, etc. But “kill yourself“ is generally considered a breach of etiquette. What’s that about?

"bitch still coming out of her well to eat mankind" ink on paper #B&WArt #TraditionalDrawing #InkDrawing

honestly shocking more people aren't stark raving insane. this seems complicated to pull off

It’s almost over. Soon we’ll all be able to rest.

No victim, no crime, no buts.

“Don’t get takeout delivered” is the pseudo-leftist crusade. It literally only began because on social media, black women were talking with black women about bad experiences with a service they paid for. That’s always been it. Wanting to spend money on something nice gets black women called slavers

So there’s delivery food discourse again and my thoughts on that are I have real problems of my own and I cannot afford to worry about other people’s dinner habits, spending habits, OR social habits. I will not have an opinion on this. I cannot be made to. We need a new bit.

Doomer Shooter: It’s the nuke scene from cod4 but for 8 hours

My parents are super racist. They're always doing the Apu voice at me.

Disappointing but not exactly surprising behavior from inveterate cad Harry Brewis

If you think my work is too miserable you’re not ready for this life and if you think it’s overwrought you need to learn more words; I’m on a mission to write books that people have fun reading, and that mostly involves ignoring the sensibilities of anyone who still reps any part of Harry Potter.

One time this guy in my neighborhood and almost ran over an 11-year-old girl and she got so mad at him that she spent a solid 30 seconds jumping up and down in front of the car, waving her arms yelling “who the hell do you think you are, why are you driving like that” She cut a great promo

Absolute Superman (Aaron, Sandoval, 2024)

“This poem revolutionizes our understanding of the ancient world,” says Trinity professor Oliver O’Leary. “We had no idea that the ancient Romans had knowledge of Nantucket, let alone met a man from there. And the rich anatomical detail—“

I dunno man, what do you think?

“I will bite you.”

Eragon. 9 years old. Important lesson.

found the post of all time for the shit I be feeling lately, oh my fucking god

Deborah, do you know anything about the missing eggies in the break room?

Give Traveler Darkness Hive Wisdom Commune

Ta Ko Onu Po Le Ga

Check out my new story, “First Light, Prelight” - featuring @luxxenlunae.bsky.social as the perspective character: a young dragon hatchling facing a bright new world. This is a feelgood story! #Furrylit

Sometimes my comms will get delayed or derailed by odd things. One of my commissioners, on the day I started her work, messaged me that they’d really fucked up something at college and haven’t been online since. One person had the con crud so bad she couldn’t talk for a few days.

I am in a skaven mood, have some properly armored stormvemin

White wolf decided he’d rather have this floating in the open than have to read the cut-up Bout the first smart thing he’s done

Check out my new story, “First Light, Prelight” - featuring @luxxenlunae.bsky.social as the perspective character: a young dragon hatchling facing a bright new world. This is a feelgood story! #Furrylit

I don't do it for you, jackass! Man straight up does not care that I am a fruity-ass cryptid in the chat for fruity ass cryptids he wants me talkin like it's a book report in a Chattanooga public school

My pov right after I use a 3 syllable word in a public discord

My feelings about this are both racialized and queer Like Chappell Roane has been TRYING for awhile, and gets shit on Bad bunny exists! Other brown folk exist! But they are punished in ways Springsteen will never be bc his legacy is cemented Why don’t they count?

safe, where all firearms should be securely stored when not in use.

LRT it’s a lot of responsibility but frankly I know I’m cut out for it

Foxes with soft tummies will save the world

They really think I’m that fuckin easy

>Ban chat's only black member >Immediately begin discussing race Stay classy!

So one time my mom saw Ip Man and decided she militantly hated the Japanese for like a whole weekend, she was saying shit like “avenge the rape of Nanjing NOW”

moon prince Salem 🐇🌙 (he/him)

When the painting is great But it turns out it’s fake That’s De Hory!

gamers have no rights. gamers are not protected under the constitution. if you are a gamer i WILL find you and then you will be sorry buster. unfollow me right fucking know if you are a gamer, have ever gamed, or ever will be gaming. this is not a joke. please leave.