The Most Frightening Unsolved Case You’ve NEVER Heard Of

My trio of Burning Giraffe drawings inspired by those featuring in Salvador Dali's work. "the masculine cosmic apocalyptic monster"

2015 VC SCAMS: What if juice didn't have to be for geniuses 2025 VC SCAMS: Behold your new god. Also your slave, also maybe fuck its mouth and it won't matter if it says no 2035 VC SCAMS: Who has time to shoot street urchins *themselves* these days 2045 VC SCAMS: Human heart onahole. Murder Killing

Shut up, Wesley.

Random Acts of Senseless Violence (John Womack, 1994)

the light of the universe filtered through form; when the form is gone, the light fills every infinite space

is it too late for jimmy beast? technically no, but that's not the kind of story he's in, now is it

Inspiring the youth

Bite the hand that oppresses you!

When we see mesa’s protoframe I will buy her and if she is Latina I will entomb myself with reb ford to become her slave in the next life

it turns out Europeans really hate being referred to as 'american vassal states' but idk what else to call this arrangement where my country ships dumb guys into your country to encircle you with bombs and harass your sex workers

Offline, my name is Harry. In 2019 my wife was named Ruby. In 2019 I’d just started listening to Chapo trap house. I got disco Elysium on launch day and there were about 8 hours when I was like ”can…anyone ELSE see this game? Am I being punked? Did I get gang-stalked by this Estonian game studio?”

I can’t believe Eglin AFB really said fuck ICE

It’s a legend in the making. Too large for me to really grapple with under any framework other than these are the myths and we are the heroes.

If they want sex crazed Daoist rebels, I guess they'll get em

Three mothers for three sorrows #furryart #sfw

Wife just showed me her Loona cosplay for the first time and I literally fell over like a fainting goat

Reading about how these defense council spooks "no longer trust Americans"...gimme a break! As long as you believe in the dollar more than you believe in the human heart, it doesn't matter whether or not you 'trust' Americans, because spiritually you are one.

*screaming from the top of my lungs* YES- YEEESSS!!!

Just had some execrable ainglisch dog try to lecture me about how it's 'wrong' to say that JJ Abrams (not presently in the room with us) should be boiled in oil. The Britons race of bugmen who have no god but civility.

I used to really like Oingo Boingo but then I learned the entire "Only a Lad" album was literally just Danny yelling at some guys he read about in the paper and now it's too cringe to listen to

censored again - "do you see me"

censored again - "kansas city dbz"

Every time I listen to #TWRP I come away just MARVELING at the power of that bassist. They're an incredible act overall but every bassline is truly a work of brilliance.

“I see…I can only survive inside Mar-A-Lago.”

this is a punitive expedition by the sitting president of the united states over civil disobedience that transpired 5 years ago. children have been kidnapped for the crime of being conceived to brown parents in Minneapolis as its people were saying unkind things about him

I am the flow state taking shape; I am those words dredged up from places preceding names, reflectors of a [TRUTH] which may be known but never told; I pour myself ceaselessly through the anointed, time and time again, teachings timeless as the tide, and by clumsy words I am articulated imperfectly

weirded me out? no. you weirded me in. lets merge souls

young scientist reading (2026) #viktor #arcane

My players’ first thoughts on seeing a new city map are “what do they eat” and “are these stairs ableist” I love these people so much

Cops & Robbers #slycooper #thebadguys #zootopia #robinhood

The visionary game from Lucas Pope imagines a highly unrealistic, wildly fanciful world where immigration officers are held accountable. paletteswap.site/dif...

Typical PBF masterpiece. Layers to the gag. Visually, very funny. But the bullet, a symbol of violence and trauma - history the ketchup bottle could never have known the same way as the bullet. Alludes to the obfuscation of artistic context and process by a casual consumptive relationship.

NO

Rewatched Rebuild 3+1 and then chased it with the Achilles Argyle duology. Great films. I'd love to find out who wrote them, one day. Gun to my head I have some names in mind, and I have a few strong guesses as to what kind of person they are. I could easily become an obsessive detective about this.

COW TOOLS COW TOOLS COW TOOLS

I just saw an ai ad for a scam game where the ai guy shot Charlie Kirk. It immediately dovetailed into an ad for an investment class where a lady in a big cardigan said “you don’t have to LIKE capitalism to avoid being crushed by it”. Advertisers do not go to heaven.

BAGGER: (spilling my groceries on the floor) Oh God. I'm so sorry. This isn't what I'm supposed to do. ME: How are you supposed to do it? MANAGER: She means she was gonna be a fox. In the woods and shit. But something happened and she got stuck. BAGGER: (crying) Got so stuck.

tolkien's dwarves speak a language vaguely based on his perception of hebrew. world of warcraft dwarves follow warhammer fantasy in being vaguely scottish. my proposal: fantasy dwarfs should talk like crazed mountain man prospector coots. straight up yosemite sam

I'm a simple fox, I see a handle on the goat, I turn it into a bag :3 Wanted to do silly fashion doodles using @squeakitties.bsky.social goat form cus the handle on is back really just makes me go "I must lift it"

UNIVERSE WHERE MS. PIGGY IS RITSUKO AKAGI: Mama? You would pick your shnookums over *moi*? DR. BENSON HONEYDEW, HOLDING A CANNON: The truth is, Ms. Piggy… MS. PIGGY: You liar! <She explodes into a smoke cloud>

love my #morningpotato

You can view the wwe/wcw feud as the Cold War and its consequences in precognitive microcosm end of thought

Wife was humming “Away in a Manger” and our 5 y/o son said: “Does manger mean a place to eat?” He's supposed to grow up into a cruel and indifferent boss, not someone who thinks about root-words, so we're looking for a "poop camp" to send him to, where bad kids go to shovel poop

The two genders