Artist: Brumley

RE Last Skeet I personally think it's very funny that I use my skills the way I do

An excerpt from my upcoming #transformation #furrylit, "Something Yiffy This Way Comes, Chapter 2" - an ongoing series of carnival-themed transformation fiction voted on by my gracious donors. You can become a patron to vote on new themes and steer the stories at patreon.com/9HeadFox.

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Just watched "Army of Darkness" end to end for the first time. Jeepers, what a picture! They sure don't make movies like that too often these days. Comparing it to modern action/comedies calls to mind an old Chaplain quote: "a good comedian does funny things, a great comedian does things funny."

Smushed like mochi... (Don't worry this is Sami Enrichment™) 🎨: @noarustar.bsky.social

the last thing my mom said to me—

New word acquired!

If we stopped saying “autistic people can’t understand social norms” and started saying “autistic people can’t sanction social norms” nobody would like us any better I suppose

One time I was talking about the historical Hebrew empire to an Israeli guy and he said it didn’t count as a real empire because Syria and Jordan aren’t very big and Yeah that’s it that’s the anecdote

My GF works at a VR arcade and lately she’s heard a bunch of kids using ‘AI’ as pejorative byword for jank or slop - when a game doesn’t work right or the controls don’t grab their inputs quite correctly, they say “this is AI”.

Louis CK with a large pair of glasses, a mustache, and a fake cigar: back in my day we had to put peanut butter on our balls to get the dog to lick them but these days, uh…these days there’s girls who think they’re dogs….and a court order prevents me from seeing them

Pfooo… China… My Chinese comrades… I know you’re hurting for interracial stuff, but is this really the way?

"not the only one" 0/x

Harry Potter pulled over for DUI and was shot dead when he took a swing at a cop,

I don’t get guys who like really skinny women…”yeah I like her so much I wish there was LESS of her?” Smdh…

You want to adopt my beaver? Well you CAN'T! Unless you first bring me HUNDREDS OF WOMEN!

Re-watching the Princess Bride, I’ve come to the conclusion that the version I’m watching must have been edited in some way with AI… One of the characters very obviously has six fingers.

Cold SpongeBob have saved Chef Slowik?

Just saw Wolf Walkers. It is about a dream that many Englishman have: the dream of becoming Irish.

Thankful to my Bluesky feed for giving me these two posts from @mamavitelli.bsky.social and @baronduki.bsky.social back to back

It is my firmly held belief that there is no moral imperative - now, and perhaps in world history - greater than the complete destruction of the United States’ capacity to acquire or direct power, and the complete extermination of its bourgeoisie and their ideology. Happy thanksgiving.

"Chill Beats to Watch The Leaves Fall" -- Illustration for the one and only @zirac.bsky.social featuring off-beat snares and a groovy 80 bpm. Or something like that, idk =P #art #drawing #illustration #feral #wolf #canine #deer #lofi #autumn

I have seen the maw of polynomials and .. . this thing has seen me too This is a teleological demon; its teeth are peerless and its eyes are manifold

In The Once and Future King, this bumbling goofball knight accidentally makes it to the Holy Grail and Arthur says "I don't see why [God] shouldn't allow people to stumble into heaven, just as well as climb there" and I feel like the RFK thing shows you can also stumble goofily into being the devil

>playing darktide with randos Random guy on voice: Hey retard please stop picking up the health packs Me: KYS >He leaps over a railing and dies Huh You never get what you don't ask for

LRT gnashing, stomping, folding ears at having to admit an economist did something useful

We have a “poverty trap” and it’s driving the destruction of social cohesion. The “poverty line” is’t 35,000, it’s $150,000, and making more than one, and less than the other is worse than being “poor”. Which is why the rage. www.yesigiveafig.com/p/part-1-my-...

When I learn lessons as a writer, they don't always *stay* learned. Every few years I'll have an epiphany and realize that I already had this very epiphany years ago, and then got so focused on other lessons that I simply . . . forgot.

Saw an ad where the Grinch is being used to promote the importance of holiday shopping I want everyone involved in that production boiled in oil

i hope jeff vogel is having a good day, as i do every day

"The age of violent Barbarian-Kings is over, the age of benevolent Philosopher-Kings has begun!" says the violent Barbarian-King from his throne of skulls, once every philosopher has been put to death

Occurs to me that as a cartoon fox with a religious hyperfixation I could - and feel to some extent obliged to - get some hideous and tacky Sunday school lookin art of myself.

Just saw a chatbot ad with Ben 10’s sister flashing her cans I fucking hate these ads man Why are they spending so much money on ads that nobody would ever I hate these people

Not only is it an all time great opener, but this opening sequence is a magnificently layered portrait of a dead-eyed suburan Americana that has perverted every aspect of life through its fixation on TV spectacle. The serendipitous TV studio shoot made this film prophetic in so many horrible ways.

This makes me so mad because there’s lots LOTS of really daring, gripping, torrid romances from the last 100 years, but they do NOT receive the market play they should outside of the scant few which get questionable movie adaptations (Price of Salt, Endless Love, Call me by Your Name come to mind)

KIRYU-CHAN! 🔪✨ #yakuza

It was very good for my mental to learn that “gets weird and acts like a dog” is a thing so old there’s a word for it in every language

anyway i made a quiz in case you wanna find out what kinda weapon you should main uquiz.com/tFVbUk

Self-replicating cars cause the apocalypse From: Automania 2000 (1963), dir. John Halas, Halas & Batchelor

Thinking about Mark Millar again Wish dearly I could just sit him down for half an hour and ask him what gives

"[...] the unicorn screamed. It was not at all like the challenging bell with which she had first met the Red Bull; it was an ugly, squawking wail of sorrow and loss and rage, such as no immortal creature ever gave." [ #thelastunicorn #amalthea ]

The really funny thing about trackmania is that one player is just the designated Guy and every time he enters a contest history bends itself inexorably around him, physics itself has invented new laws to make him victorious and he’s just some guy who works a job

Yahtzee Croshaw is my biggest influence and I think if he met me he’d probably quit writing to become a hermit.

i think if you want to have those disgusting LED headlights on your car, you should have to do a test where they blast you point blank with your own headlights and then you have 15 seconds to successfully complete some sort of vision-based task, and if you can't do it they push your car off a cliff

every driver is evil. if you have a car, you become evil while you're driving. that's simply the nature of the machine. "self-defensive driving" is a technique you must master to defend against your driver self, who desperately wants to run over pedestrians and cyclists

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