Movies used to be so good that they'd make Predator 2 and everyone would go "this fucking SUCKS"

Ah yes, Latin. "Out of pluri, bus."

Won't make him happy. Won't make him funny. Won't save him.

Finally completed my years-in-the-making tv show about the androids from the Alien movies. Now to take a big sip of water and check whether the owners of the franchise have bookended my project with blockbuster films in which those androids are portrayed by David Jonsson and Elle Fanning.

Hungry for Justice

Young millennials will save the world startingggggggg NOW

Haven't been feeling the Halloween spirit at all this year.

["I'm so sorry this has never happened to me before" voice] It's afraid!

Just going by those out of context spoilers, I wonder if the people making that Welcome to Derry show have been influenced by Chainsaw Man* *disclaimer I've been thinking a lot about Chainsaw Man in general

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Converting your nazi tattoo into a celtic knot as you reveal more nazi tattoos is the closest anyone has ever come to shifting into the second phase of a FromSoftware boss battle in real life, right up to the natural reaction being "it's gonna feel so good to kill this fucker."

Pretty obvious that all these cryptic marketing materials around the new Vince Gilligan show are to ensure it's a surprise when Rhea Seehorn gets a Gundam at the end of the pilot.

I think I would do a good job owning Warner Bros. If Larry Ellison doesn't work out maybe I'll throw my hat in.

YESSSSSS

Bob Iger you fucking idiot

"Every parade has the right to exist!" — Monkey D. Luffy punching an evil crossing guard into the stratosphere

You have to live. You have to live to play Okami 2.

If you don't read books you should live in a zoo. (And I posted this a second ago with such bad typos that I myself deserve a week of zoo time)

Today's answer

Everyone who worked on a Watchmen sequel is going to be turned into a pagan bone shrine in Alan Moore's backyard

The next game should have Gosha mode, highlighting the underappreciated, clean, kinetic composition of Hideo Gosha.

[Joe Biden liquid swords voice] HAVANA ROSE LIU

Deep enough into Hollow Knight that it's getting very hard to see the appeal of non-Hollow Knight-related activities.

First day of October, but I don't think I'll read anything more bone-chilling for the rest of the month: www.cracked.com/article_4856...

Gavin Newsom must be held to account for his actions in this week's chapter of Chainsaw Man.

Sean Penn playing one of the grossest, most unrepentant freaks ever seen in a movie and everyone is correctly going like "yeah he's giving it RFK Jr. at maybe 10%"

Another horrible Disney poster. It should just say "Back for Seconds" or "Coming Back for Seconds." The whole point of an iconic franchise is that you don't have to say that it's Homer! And the sprinkles all being the #2? Are you kidding? Completely dreadful.

How many guys right now are doing it better than Benicio del Toro? Not fuckin many.

Let's do this...

my husband @kalebhorton.bsky.social hated the phrase “passed away” and had nothing but scorn for softening euphemisms in general. he was a firm believer in the comedy rule of threes, but only if the third thing can hit as a surprise. and he just died

Really sorry to hear about the sudden passing of Kaleb Horton, a fantastic writer. Only seems fitting to share what he wrote for David Lynch kalebhorton.ghost.io/death-is-jus...

Typical Hollywood, the so-called "Final Reckoning" came out a few months ago but already here we go with the "Social Reckoning."

I liked everything about the Alien: Earth season finale...except that it was very much a *season* finale. Feels kind of silly to see Hawley shred 5 ensembles of Fargo but then get delicate around the Xenomorph.

Disagree with this actually. I think "don't want parents to walk in" and "unnecessary to the plot" and every other excuse are just rationalizations to cover up squeamish disgust at normal portrayals of human sexuality.

I hope this fine furry young lady is okay with a laugh at her own expense, because what would you all say to getting this poor wounded cat's surgery funded in honor of the real star of tonight's Alien: Earth finale?

Gonna need a pretty big payoff for the Eyeball on this Alien: Earth finale. 👁️🐙

Me: The draft will be ready inside 6 months. Around that. I'm confident. Chotiner: More confident, maybe, than when you claimed it would be done in 2023? Me: I was definitely a bit naive there. That was overconfidence. Chotiner: But your confidence now is... Me: It's the...right...amount. Yes.

I hope the secret service is taking all necessary precautions. These two radicals could make an attempt on the president's life.

This concludes the free speech Disney boycott. Now begins the Disney boycott over Da Ugliest Poster Ever Made.

Fallon has a new show coming called "On Brand" where contestants will battle it out to make ads for major sponsors. We are in a very dark place.

For the past week during my suspension, Sama'a has been without my platform to boost the fundraising she relies on to keep herself and her family alive. Please dig deep and give what you can as they flee displacement and bombing at the hands of Israel. gofund.me/db56c7ce3

Hey all! I'd like to thank the world's media institutions, and of course the Bluesky mods, for being totally normal and proportional about a barely famous trans woman cracking wise about a Nazi's death.

Fuck yeah

Two days later...requesting an extension.

It’s an absolute shame that DC fired Gretchen Felker- Martin for exercising free speech and then @bsky.app suspended her account. Every writer here should be decrying this because we have to stand up for each other! This is ridiculous.

Glad to see that Bluesky has responded to current events by taking real action: suspending Gretchen Felker-Martin on her publication day again