Some decent stuff in there, actually!

If I post about the State of Play ironically enough we can all pretend I'm not buzzing with excitement to watch ads for the latest consumer experiences from Sony Group Corporation.

SPLICE (2009)

Gave what might have been THE all-time great "celeb clowning on themselves" performance in Don't Trust the Bitch in Apartment 23. This sucks.

Emerald Fennell they are obliterating your ass on Sesame Street. They're telling kids to eat veggies in the new movie "Wuthering Bites" by Ruby Rutabaga.

We're on the verge of new Hunter x Hunter chapters. Everyone stay calm.

Six months pfft

I think possibly, maybe, there's a slight chance that it's because it's made by stupid boring soulless hogs.

Die-hard apolitical "let's just enjoy Harry Potter!" fans turning off the first episode in bewildered disgust. Cast members releasing joint statements apologizing and quitting the show. JKR desperately pivoting, pretending she's always supported the gay prequel fan fiction.

Well that's a shame.

Hell yeah

Oh hey, looks like reviews are dropping for...Wuthering Heights?? FUCK I've been reading Middlemarch.

Ok but I bet this part actually feels really good for a second

Y'know I've still *never* seen a defense of using AI to make art where the person says "I really like AI art! I like the way it looks, and other people like it too. It's fun to make it and share it." I wonder why!

You know it's serious because I've drawn a lil Umbrella Corporation logo on the fridge calendar for the new Resident Evil

Tel Aviv lawyer Nathan Shaked, 37, became a celebrity earlier this year when, already holder of the “Mr Gay Israel” title, he became “International Mr Gay”.

Under Woke 2 Chris Pratt will be sent to a reeducation camp

A shared interest in child sorting

Everyone's going to compare the INDUSTRY finale to GAME OF THRONES but I think it's pretty clearly an homage to Alan Moore's Miracleman? [draft—only post this if Yas and Harper turn Super Saiyan + obliterate London]

all the pedophiles on pedophile island turning the lights off and closing the curtains and shushing each other when elon comes around

NO

*Real* Keighleyism has never been tried.

Running through the streets like reformed Scrooge letting everyone know that TELL ME LIES is actually pretty good

Leon S. Kennedy deployed into the capitol on Jan 6th, he's roundhouse kicking rioters so hard they explode

they're calling him Dopey Darren

God, the kid playing Egg was born between seasons 4 and 5 of Thrones. I mean he's a kid, so y'know, not crazy. But still.

This is what I get for all my fucking jokes about Sweeney being a good actor

[insane guy voice] Not so insane, is it?

Is Kash Patel worried that they've broken the seal on firing guys, or is he just thrilled that he's not the first one out?

Exclusive look at Tom Homan's sent messages

My guess here is that ICE is spent and they're about to leave Minneapolis regardless and this is a ploy to get something on the way out.

Ok one of my best friends just had her baby so we actually DO have to fix the world now. Annoying, but them's the breaks.

Inspiring protests in Minnesota. The final hurdle of course is how they'll withstand President Trump's diarrhea attack. Any moment he's sure to appear in his WWI biplane to drop rivers of feces on the ungrateful citizenry.

I don't know why they're treating it like some secret but the Reggie Dinkins pilot is out. No big deal just a NEW TINA FEY/TRACY MORGAN COLLAB. For a comedy pilot, 10/10 (solid, a few great jokes).

This made a huge, immediate difference. Lot of comments here that I didn't read beforehand saying to be careful before blindly inputting this kind of thing but uh, so far, so good.

Eddington gets the "movie too good to be nominated" award, while the corollary "movie so bad it didn't even get the pity nominations the studio spent millions on" goes to Wicked.

Primal, Spartacus, good Ryan Murphy show...yeah I'm thinkin we're back

babe wake up…..kiyoshi kurosawa feudal era drawing room mystery

Coworker breaks their silence: "Hey, how was your weekend?" "Pretty good, you?" I announce, breaking my silence. "Can't complain," so breaks their silence once more. My silence on the availability of coffee comes to an end. "Coffee?" They nod, shattering their head's silent stillness.

Tom Cruise will win an Oscar for Digger then make Edge of 2morrow.

HBO should be putting this on billboards

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Bone Temple is a *KNOCKOUT* Don't think I could have been any happier with that.

fuckin sweet

Living in the Mushroom Kingdom, shouting at Mario like he's Chuck Schumer, "he was just trying to KILL YOU. He's a TYRANT. You're gonna go play doubles tennis in his castle??"

Industry, Knight of the Seven Kingdoms, Bone Temple, new Sam Raimi...are we back?

Just throw some bacon on the fryer and you've got the most epic news show of all time, methinks...