My honor.

Less than 3 weeks away! November 29 - 6pm PT Annual VIRTUAL Holiday Show! Join Jimmy & special guest Oliver Pardo for a night of stupidity & fun! Tickets at jimmypardo.simpletix.com

Another great essay from @daniellebkoenig.bsky.social Hyundai Safety Warning for Anyone Over 40 www.chortle.blog/p/hyundai-sa...

The wonderful @daniellebkoenig.bsky.social nails it!!

One vote towards saving democracy!

ON SALE NOW! Jimmy Pardo Annual VIRTUAL Holiday Show! November 29 - 6pm PT This Thanksgiving weekend, spend some time with Jimmy & special guest Oliver Pardo for a night of stupidity & fun! Tickets at jimmypardo.simpletix.com

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It's almost time, kids. The clock is ticking. Be in front of your TV sets for the Horrorthon, followed by the Big Giveaway. Don't miss it. And don't forget to wear your masks. The clock is ticking. It's almost time.

Hello trick & treaters! This Sunday, November 2 - 7pm FOR WHAT IT'S WORTH - Music Comedy Game Show Hosted by @murrayv.bsky.social I'm on the panel along w @blainecapatch.bsky.social & @katcorbett.bsky.social Tix: improv.com/hollywood/ev...

Saw a screening of BADLANDS last night. Holy hell!! Springsteen lived a crazy life!!

Just a sprinkling of the thousands who showed up in Beverly Hills!! Good vibes! 100% peaceful! #NoKings

“We’re gonna turn the microphone over to Ace Frehley - Shock Me!”

Huge if true!

THIS WEEK! Final road dates of my “Still Talking 2025 Tour”! Cincy, STL, CedRap!! Hope to see you there!! Tix link at jimmypardo.com

I'll continue to be "Still Talking" next week in the Midwest! Ohio, Missouri, Iowa! Oct 15-17 Ticket links at jimmypardo.com

This Saturday!! Flappers Comedy club! Oliver Pardo opens! Come on out!! www.flapperscomedy.com/site/shows.php?

If you’re walking around LA tonight thinking “Hey, where all the long haired old dudes?” Well, wonder no more… they’re all here at the Saban seeing Michael Schenker.

The country is crumbling... but you can escape it for a while by watching my nonsense in the cities below! Last road dates until 2026! Oliver G Pardo opens in Burbank! Tix links at jimmypardo.com

Had a great time chatting with fellow podcasting OG @marcmaron.bsky.social ! And you can hear it!!

I WTF it up on @marcmaron.bsky.social show tomorrow!!

Just learned this word today… my lord,has there ever been a better word that applies to our dear leader?

Ugh. Due to a throat infection, I will NOT be at Flappers tonight (Sept 20).

We don’t have Disney so I can’t cancel it, but I will kick the Hollywood Blvd. Mickey Mouse in the nuts next time I see him.

He truly is the dumbest f*cking man alive.

Obviously, I stand with Jimmy Kimmel!! If his getting yanked off the air doesn’t send a chill down your spine, go suck a still overpriced egg.

I posted this on July 18. We are fucked!

Big tough guy will do it IF everyone else does. Time for MAGA to break out that Rambo meme!

Charlie loved his chocolate.

THIS Saturday! September 13 at The World Famous Icehouse in Pasadena... it's POP CULTURED! 7pm! Great panel including @andyrichter.co & @cristela.bsky.social www.showclix.com/event/ice-ho...

Good Christ, with RFK and “Dr” Oz in charge of our health, we are all going to die.

This fucking hemorrhoid can’t leave the planet soon enough!!

I just stood waving my soapy hands under the faucet for minimum 17 minutes until I realized it hand a handle!!

What the fuck is the Chicago White Sox’s obsession with Mike Clevinger? “Hey, here’s a bad person who’s also a bad player? Call him up!”

I guess the only good thing about having this moron in charge of our health is that Jagballs could get the measles, smallpox, diphtheria, hell… anything???!!!

Fall swing of my 2025 tour kicks off in a few weeks! 9/14- Chandler, AZ micdropcomedychandler.com/shows/305518 10/15- Go Bananas Comedy Club gobananascomedy.com/main/show/ji... 10/16- Funny Bone www.stlouisfunnybone.com/post/jimmy-p... 10/17- Olympic Theatre www.theolympiccr.com/upcoming-eve...

I don’t have the words to convey just how OK I’ll be when this guy just goes the fuck away!

Is NOW a good time to talk about gun reform or are you fuckwads still celebrating your big store sign logo win?!

Cracker Barrel shouldn’t have switched their logo back because hillbillies whined about it, they should have because the new one just plain out sucked.

He is truly out of his fucking mind. A decent family would step in.

My wonderfully talented wife, @daniellebkoenig.Bsky.social wrote this laugh out loud piece! www.chortle.blog/p/why-i-cant...

Back to School Sale going on NOW! 50% off all Pardo merch through Monday! Use code SCHOOL2 jimmypardo.bigcartel.com

So now this ballsack is mad that history museums depict history? Ah. Got it.

Less than a month until I head to Chandler, AZ! SEPTEMBER 14! Hope to see you there… Come in, get out of the heat, but stay warm w some hot comedy! micdropcomedychandler.com/shows/305518

Hey, now Will you go away And we're so tired Of things that you say Even though you never said a word that would help anyone but yourself Tomorrow is such a bad dream Oh, what a bad dream — Robert Lamm

I thought only Nancy Pelosi could mobilize the National Guard.

This SUNDAY!! August 10th - I’m heading to the OC! Come on out to the Irvine Improv! Matt Donaher opens!! Tix: improv.com/irvine/comic...

Is that right? How are cologne, crypto & bibles selling?

Truly flattered by this post from @pattonoswalt.bsky.social

Guy lecturing about not wanting to be lectured once again decides not to side with his fellow comedians.

Good people of the Los Angeles area, I will once again be gracing the stage of the Yoo Hoo Room at Flappers in Burbank THIS Saturday, July 26 @ 7pm! Matt Donaher & Oliver Pardo join me!! www.flapperscomedy.com/site/shows.p...