*Scott Aukerman voice*

Finally getting around to watching this

ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER X LIFE DURING WARTIME a tribute to Leo's physicality

editing my Sinners video I was thinking to myself "maybe im going a bit far here with how im comparing Sammie's dad to the vampires" but then I realised he's even got gold canine teeth so no, I actually didnt go far enough.

THE MASTERS AND THE PASTORS: What SINNERS and JIMMY'S HALL teach us about oppression youtu.be/kttzb2Sc9Bo

My bluesky buds are mostly all fellow CBBheads so you mighn’t know i make pretty good and informative video essays every now and then. Im working on a super good one rn about Sinner so pls do check out my channel and subscribe in preparation pls and thank u 🥺

Six years later and im finally listening to Scott Aukerman and Adam Scott’s Talking Heads podcast. Im 20 minutes in and so far all they’ve done is name different models of hammers.

Going to a sleepover in Nancy Meyers’ house:

Im hearing reports that Maggie Gyllenhal’s THE BRIDE contains a sequence which prominently features Leo Karpatze’s seminal classic THE MONSTER FUCK

I miss being a kid and randomly discovering incredible Simpsons episodes I’d never seen before randomly on TV. The first time I saw Sideshow Bob step on those rakes was one of the biggest laughs of my life.

weird that it happened twice

Cameron Winter is a Bachelor Brother!

“A sandwich shop’s bread and butter is the crumbs, babe.”

Is it called Nirvanna The Band The Show because it’s a TV Show about Nirvanna The Band or is it because it’s about Nirvanna The Band’s quest to do a Show? Sound off in the comments below!

Real murders’ row of eps here

Love the glimpse into the beautiful mind that notated this used copy of Moby Dick I got

“So why would you think I’m the devil? (pause) Oh, my skin colour, the bones.”

Dont ever let a photographer convince you into doing a “silly one”. My guy Einstein got goofy with it once and he never lived it down.

How old were you when you learned piano players were doing something with their feet?

Operation Avalanche is great because like, sure Matt Johnson is gonna figure out a way to actually shoot inside NASA HQ but there’s no way in hell you’ll stop him saying “Surry”.

These are my pins

Experiencing Emerald Fennell’s Wuthering Heights adaptation not by watching it, not by reading the Wikipedia plot synopsis, but by reading the Sex and Nudity tab of the IMDB Parent’s Guide.

Saw a new play the other day. A woman in the audience kept yelling about the actors “saying his name”. She was crying a bunch and at the end she reached out and touched the main character. What’s weirder is everyone copied her. People in the balcony were doing it? To what end??

Scrolling instagram reels and didnt realise Doug KoЯn Pedestrian’s fictional character got a job in the DOJ

Shakespeare’s wife watching Hamlet for the first time: Getting a lot of Hamnet vibes from this.

I think the final Mission: Impossible shoulda ended with Ethan loading The Entity onto an old Tamagotchi so he can keep him around as a friend like Simon Pegg does to Nick Frost in Shaun of The Dead.

The first priority of any director hired to make a muppet MOVIE should be securing as many shooting days on real life locations as possible. Let the sunlight hit their furs!!

Im watching Muppets From Space. Piggy is a journalist. She’s covering Gonzo being an alien as her first big story. There’s been ZERO Gonzo Journalism jokes.

Eggs in America Eggs in Europe

I LOVE ALIMONY TONY ❤️❤️❤️

Im starting THE LOWDOWN. All i know id Ethan Hawke is in it and I think Scott Aukerman said it was good.

*Sean Clements voice*: it’s like they put CRACK COCAINE in it

The Muppets are making their triumphant return to TV this week so you should all probably watch the video essay im most proud, How TV Made The Muppets, which looks at how TV as a medium and a technology shaped The Muppets we know and love youtu.be/DRE9kVfJqvU

The Muppets are making their triumphant return to TV this week so you should all probably watch the video essay im most proud, How TV Made The Muppets, which looks at how TV as a medium and a technology shaped The Muppets we know and love youtu.be/DRE9kVfJqvU

Wait til Randy, Amber, Stu and Carissa hear about this. Fuck Mark Padavano!

Of course, a wet day is 1mm or more of rainfall but The Wet Day is April 10

Streisand and O’Neal in What’s Up, Doc? are kinda Piggy and Kermit coded.

I think it’s interesting how Sentimental Value and Ella McCay tackle the concept of estranged daughters and fathers in opposite ways.

Steve falling in the Stranger Things finale was kinda like when they “killed” Chewbacca for like 2 minutes in Rise of Skywalker.

. @scottaukerman.bsky.social reviewing It’s A Wonderful Life:

post like you’re in the Ella McCay universe

Pls, dont joke about them this Christmas

WHAT

Having vietnam flashbacks hearing this beer ad.

The Other Two joke where Cary misses out on a huge job because his agent is busy with her hot new client, a cheese.

Phenomenal moment during the latest Stay F. Homekins episodes: Paul: people say “glitch in the matrix” meaning like, we’re all living in a simulation and none of this is real. Janie: oh, like a Truman Show situation!?

One Battle After Another (2025) / Hereditary (2018) / Past Lives (2023)

Scott really likes this denim jacket