Dear diarrhea, It was a typical English mornin on bluesky, replying to horny lit'l fans wantin' ta bugger me tubthumpers, when I saw someone pretendin' to be me on a podcast. Mental! Then it hit me. They want me perky blinders on their bangers and mash! But then again, who wouldn't? Luv, Bridge

No thanks, already heard her on a podcast

Huge respect to Lin Manuel Miranda. If I had that much cultural cache i’d blow it on comedy podcast appearances and joining the Mountain Goats too.

2010s comedy podcast ads had me convinced Bonobos was the height of mens fashion.

Glen Powell when you ask to take a selfie with him

“iPhones, iPads, I DONT KNOW ANYMORE!”

Gotta include the Maron reply

I call the MCU “One Rattle After Another”. (Because it for babies)

i wish rich people had more money

Engineer Cody keeping them in business.

I love that Paul F Tompkins follows loads of Irish news accunts on instagram. He likes our fluff stories!!

It’s a beautiful day

Gotta heartily recommend this podcast. Gabrus and Pally still outrageous as ever. Wrote out a post quoting one of the bits they did right in front of an immunologist but im actually uncomfortable writing it down.

He was a bait (bate?) boy like Gino Lombardo

PaulFTompkinsSaying“UpTheRa”.mp3

Wait, i thought it cost thousands of dollars a month???

Benedict Wong and his husband with that seventh hot dog:

Fundamentally i guess i just think where a director chooses to put the camera, and the different elements of the scene within the frame, are quintessential to the film itself.

Anyone got a still frame of Scott talking to Sir Couchly? I wanna recreate this image

Naming my first born Tompkins Scott

Thanks to advancements in CGI technology we have gone from convincingly integrating digital dinosaurs onto physical sets in JURASSIC PARK to unconvincingly compositing physical actors onto digital sets in JURASSIC WORLD: REBIRTH

Burnt Millipede when he loses track of the Neighbourhood Listen intro:

From the Comedy Bang Bang wikipedia page

made a little video talking about The Phoenician Scheme and Wes Anderson's Stratifying of the Narrative youtu.be/ubz3buO849k

Hey @pftompkins.bsky.social I think Burnt could try his hand at that 28 Years Later “Boots, Boots, Boots” poem/song.

made a little video talking about The Phoenician Scheme and Wes Anderson's Stratifying of the Narrative youtu.be/ubz3buO849k

Burnt Millipede:

yer man @primarycinema.bsky.social when disney shut down Muppet*Vision 3D

I love their radio show they record for the president

New thing im trying, composing poems where every line is a Threedom episode title.

The Joan Pedestrian story

Im very sorry to report that the worst thing imaginable has occurred. Win Butler took a UCB class.

Happy Wet Day! Im all pruned up!!

bookmark dump

Aye, I finally made my Kiki paper theatre ball thingy

the THIRD THING this book lists is "podcasting"

YES OF COURSE I KNOW CLARA PELLER, SHE WAS THE ORIGINAL PISS PIG!

CLARA PELLER, THE ORIGINAL PISS PIG!!!!????

This is Scott…And this is Scott…

Loved this moment in the Severance season 2 finale.

Imagining if Matt Besser turned up on the Poehler podcast in the little preinterview segment giggling and heaping praise on the guest.

waitaminute, did @scottaukerman.bsky.social and @pftompkins.bsky.social write this episode of 30 Rock!!??

Having an innie wouldnt be so bad if once a week they sent your outie a recording of yourself reacting to your favourite songs for the first time again.

working on a new character called Alan Aldi. just have the name thus far but you gotta admit it's really good.

Did You Know? Amy Poehler directed a film about the hotel chain CBB All Stars stay in whilst on tour.

Incredible Ken Marino aside in today’s Jo Firestone newsletter

John Mulaney pitching Everybody's Live to Netflix:

The Everybody’s Live couch kinda looks like a hotdog

hats that go hard

TUESDAYS are for THREEVISITING