Work: I promise this is on my radar to get to you soon. Me: I promise that I don't care. It's almost 5:30, I'll send it in the morning.

Let’s stay mad and primary these sons of bitches.

Saved the new Danny Brown for this AM and did not expect a Yes sample to start things off. You know I texted my dad immediately.

I thought this group of millionaires would be different

A whole week of feeling hope was nice. Oh well.

We should go back to only using the word viral when referring to viruses.

Grace is a brilliant writer, and I thought Indigo’s initial way of handling her disappointment in a thoughtful review—punching stuff on TikTok and attacking someone a lot of us consider a friend online to her fans—was huge loser behavior. Who knew she would find a way to be an even bigger loser?

Broken Social Meme

Videos shouldn’t be longer than 15 seconds.

Elliott Smith - Figure 8 (2000)

Looking out the window? Underrated.

More reasons for me to not shop at Target. Eye contact? No thank you!

Tyler Perry’s Pyler Terry

Fuck around and find gout.

Have you ever walked out of a movie? If so, what was it and why?

Happy Friyay!

It drives me crazy when I have to watch a commercial before a movie trailer, which is a commercial for a movie.

@mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social is one of the greats.

Enough, y'all, I'm craving sandwiches.

Sweet Nobody's latest, DRIVING OFF TO NOWHERE, is their fullest sounding yet, a wonderful mix of summer bummer tunes that act as a meeting point between angsty '60s surf rock and cloudy 2010s internet indie pop. It's out tomorrow via @repeatingcloud.com but get an early listen below!

Anyone else on this app yet? It’s a bit like Letterboxd, but for music. Get on it!

Pedro Pascal’s Reed Richards is just him doing a Matthew Broderick impression. #filmsky

Flying Squirrel Loves It Every Time

Even after all these years, the price of Cchinges at McDonald’s remains unchanged.

Was Dick Cheney reborn as Mandami’s mayoral win? Is that how death works?

Looking forward to catching up with his spin out tomorrow.

Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.

Congrats, New York, and great job!

If any Chicago-area friends want to try to be friends in real life, we are up for it. Trying to build community outside of the interwebs.

It’s cool to be nice to people.

Two weeks ago, my buddy Jon and I attend a 24-hour horror movie marathon at the @musicboxtheatre.bsky.social. I wrote about my love for horror movies, lifelong friendships, and the experience of watching films in a theatre full of like-minded folks for @mgrmagazine.bsky.social.

Looking for work! Do you want features on Pokémon Legends Z-A? Write-ups on the latest Warframe update? Kirby Air Raiders discussions? Coverage of Magic: The Gathering's new Avatar set? Or do you just want news, reviews, and guides? Whatever you want, I'm your gal! Contact me: [email protected]

Fortnite is just none of my business.

some news: i'm affected by this round of layoffs at paste so my last day will be nov. 14. it really sucks to have this happen right before the holidays. now looking for full-time and part-time work opportunities so please reach out if you have any leads

Have you ever purchased an album based solely on the cover art? If so, what was it, and did you like it? #musicsky

It’s nice seeing everyone happy with baseball.

Saturday Night:

Missing the spooky season already? Read my essay and be nostalgic for two weeks ago!

Hitting the stores early to get the jump on the discounted fake cobwebs

Enjoy my dog nephew’s 2025 Halloween costume.

Two weeks ago, my buddy Jon and I attend a 24-hour horror movie marathon at the @musicboxtheatre.bsky.social. I wrote about my love for horror movies, lifelong friendships, and the experience of watching films in a theatre full of like-minded folks for @mgrmagazine.bsky.social.

420 Ways to Blaze Your Own Trail: A Self-Help Guide for Stoners

Repertory theaters across the country come alive during October with horror programming, the crown jewel being the all night marathon. But what is it like to survive one? @jackprobst.com walks us through 24 hours of scares attending @musicboxtheatre.bsky.social's 2025 Music Box of Horrors!

No, that’s okay. We don’t need you to do that.

“Tonight the girls dress up like nightmares…”

‘tis the season.

Chicago rules.

Ooo so spooky!

Looks like it's time to open the record store I built on my island back up...