Alexis Maturana
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YNWA - Go Sens Coffee + books + bikes: the three pillars of my personality tripod
I was not expecting that!!!
4 days ago
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PLAY THE FUCKING BALL FOWARDS
4 days ago
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4 days ago
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
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No recognizable patterns of play and it’s into the second half of the season. What are we even doing in training? Where is the coaching? Slow, drab, predictable, with zero sense of urgency until stoppage time
7 days ago
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Why are we so slow moving the ball?!?!
7 days ago
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C’mon the reds, do the decent thing and WIN
7 days ago
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Watched the first two episodes of Heated Rivalry last night. Worth it just to get the references on here alone.
11 days ago
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Ohhhhh he wears the number twenty
12 days ago
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Ah, turn on the match to a nice reminder, fuck Pep Lijnders
12 days ago
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Alert alert! Chiesa is starting! THIS IS NOT A DRILL
12 days ago
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Oh my days, the Sens are on a serious fucking heater
17 days ago
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Was Thomas Frank such a wanker at Brentford?
19 days ago
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Go Sens go
23 days ago
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That’s a really nice free kick. Low and hard
24 days ago
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Dalot with the Harry Kane special there
24 days ago
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Stuck at Stamford Bridge with the CFC supporting gf. Send help
26 days ago
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Nice to get the rub of the green on that one
30 days ago
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Bastoni with decision making that rivals Konaté
30 days ago
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Get Ibou in to Spanish lesson. Adios
about 1 month ago
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Laughably predictable. From mentality monsters to mentality… well I don’t want to type that word
about 1 month ago
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WTF is Ibou doing there man. Jesus so so dumb
about 1 month ago
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Gotta be red for Caicedo
about 1 month ago
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Yay! Three points! Out of the bottom half of the table! Sunny skies are here again!
about 1 month ago
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Hahahaha that red on Paqueta is objectively the funniest thing I’ve seen since Gueye slapped the shit out of his own teammate
about 1 month ago
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That’s how you get off the mark
about 1 month ago
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Previous seasons, if we had a game like this, I’d be full of confidence. Like, for sure we’re gonna score. Now, holy hell, expectations have never been lower
about 1 month ago
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WTF was that shot Gakpo. Get off the pitch
about 1 month ago
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Alright let’s see what kind of mess we find ourselves in today! YNWA
about 1 month ago
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Classic hot mic moment there
about 1 month ago
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Well shit
about 1 month ago
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Mo has taken two very good corners this half
about 1 month ago
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There we go thank you!
about 1 month ago
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Cool cool cool cool cool cool
about 1 month ago
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WTF Virg playing volleyball
about 1 month ago
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Please be good red men. Please
about 1 month ago
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Refs in the NHL are bad
about 1 month ago
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How the fuck is that not a boarding call?
about 1 month ago
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Holy shit, just saw Gueye’s red card. That is objectively hilarious
about 1 month ago
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Jesus Christ Gary Galley needs to be put out to pasture
about 2 months ago
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WTF is this season even lol YNWA
about 2 months ago
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I miss being annoyed at the international interrupting an LFC squad on the march. Now they suck because we have to stew over another disappointing performance. Last one sucked ass and this one’s gonna be even worse
about 2 months ago
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Oh also, fuck Pep Lijnders
about 2 months ago
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Not good enough again today. I know there was some hard luck but getting your first shot on target in the 76th minute ain’t a recipe for success. Not good enough
about 2 months ago
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Of fucking course the tiny lad with no end product scores a banger
about 2 months ago
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Maybe consider challenging the shooter ffs
about 2 months ago
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Man Ibou again. Not great so far
about 2 months ago
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Our big Georgian never quite looks comfortable with the ball at his feet, but boy can he stop a shot
about 2 months ago
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My view of the match 🙂
about 2 months ago
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Donnarumma gotta head to Turkey for the hair treatment
about 2 months ago
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OUR BIG FUCKING GEORGIAN
about 2 months ago
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