I was not expecting that!!!

PLAY THE FUCKING BALL FOWARDS

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier

No recognizable patterns of play and it’s into the second half of the season. What are we even doing in training? Where is the coaching? Slow, drab, predictable, with zero sense of urgency until stoppage time

Why are we so slow moving the ball?!?!

C’mon the reds, do the decent thing and WIN

Watched the first two episodes of Heated Rivalry last night. Worth it just to get the references on here alone.

Ohhhhh he wears the number twenty

Ah, turn on the match to a nice reminder, fuck Pep Lijnders

Alert alert! Chiesa is starting! THIS IS NOT A DRILL

Oh my days, the Sens are on a serious fucking heater

Was Thomas Frank such a wanker at Brentford?

Go Sens go

That’s a really nice free kick. Low and hard

Dalot with the Harry Kane special there

Stuck at Stamford Bridge with the CFC supporting gf. Send help

Nice to get the rub of the green on that one

Bastoni with decision making that rivals Konaté

Get Ibou in to Spanish lesson. Adios

Laughably predictable. From mentality monsters to mentality… well I don’t want to type that word

WTF is Ibou doing there man. Jesus so so dumb

Gotta be red for Caicedo

Yay! Three points! Out of the bottom half of the table! Sunny skies are here again!

Hahahaha that red on Paqueta is objectively the funniest thing I’ve seen since Gueye slapped the shit out of his own teammate

That’s how you get off the mark

Previous seasons, if we had a game like this, I’d be full of confidence. Like, for sure we’re gonna score. Now, holy hell, expectations have never been lower

WTF was that shot Gakpo. Get off the pitch

Alright let’s see what kind of mess we find ourselves in today! YNWA

Classic hot mic moment there

Well shit

Mo has taken two very good corners this half

There we go thank you!

Cool cool cool cool cool cool

WTF Virg playing volleyball

Please be good red men. Please

Refs in the NHL are bad

How the fuck is that not a boarding call?

Holy shit, just saw Gueye’s red card. That is objectively hilarious

Jesus Christ Gary Galley needs to be put out to pasture

WTF is this season even lol YNWA

I miss being annoyed at the international interrupting an LFC squad on the march. Now they suck because we have to stew over another disappointing performance. Last one sucked ass and this one’s gonna be even worse

Oh also, fuck Pep Lijnders

Not good enough again today. I know there was some hard luck but getting your first shot on target in the 76th minute ain’t a recipe for success. Not good enough

Of fucking course the tiny lad with no end product scores a banger

Maybe consider challenging the shooter ffs

Man Ibou again. Not great so far

Our big Georgian never quite looks comfortable with the ball at his feet, but boy can he stop a shot

My view of the match 🙂

Donnarumma gotta head to Turkey for the hair treatment

OUR BIG FUCKING GEORGIAN