Alexis Maturana
@alexism.bsky.social
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YNWA - Go Sens Coffee + books + bikes: the three pillars of my personality tripod
This Sens team continues to befuddle me. Today it’s in a good way
2 days ago
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Just turned on my tv and what the actual hell is with those Spurs shirts?!
6 days ago
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AFCON on the screen (muted), Kenny Burrell of the turntable, coffee and a joint. Hell yeah
7 days ago
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Just the eight touches for their new lad, but how many defenders were kept busy?
8 days ago
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Is banging a drum incessantly a new thing at the emirates? Sounds like a fucking MLS crowd
8 days ago
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Hot damn some goal that would have been
8 days ago
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Milos lad, chill tf out
8 days ago
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Alright, let’s play spoiler
8 days ago
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Fubo doing their best to drive me from their platform but showing me the same fucking Cary Price big dumb truck commercial 5 fucking times in a row
8 days ago
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I was not expecting that!!!
12 days ago
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PLAY THE FUCKING BALL FOWARDS
12 days ago
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13 days ago
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
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No recognizable patterns of play and it’s into the second half of the season. What are we even doing in training? Where is the coaching? Slow, drab, predictable, with zero sense of urgency until stoppage time
15 days ago
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Why are we so slow moving the ball?!?!
15 days ago
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C’mon the reds, do the decent thing and WIN
15 days ago
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Watched the first two episodes of Heated Rivalry last night. Worth it just to get the references on here alone.
19 days ago
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Ohhhhh he wears the number twenty
20 days ago
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Ah, turn on the match to a nice reminder, fuck Pep Lijnders
20 days ago
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Alert alert! Chiesa is starting! THIS IS NOT A DRILL
20 days ago
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Oh my days, the Sens are on a serious fucking heater
26 days ago
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Was Thomas Frank such a wanker at Brentford?
27 days ago
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Go Sens go
about 1 month ago
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That’s a really nice free kick. Low and hard
about 1 month ago
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Dalot with the Harry Kane special there
about 1 month ago
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Stuck at Stamford Bridge with the CFC supporting gf. Send help
about 1 month ago
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Nice to get the rub of the green on that one
about 1 month ago
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Bastoni with decision making that rivals Konaté
about 1 month ago
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Get Ibou in to Spanish lesson. Adios
about 1 month ago
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Laughably predictable. From mentality monsters to mentality… well I don’t want to type that word
about 1 month ago
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WTF is Ibou doing there man. Jesus so so dumb
about 1 month ago
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Gotta be red for Caicedo
about 2 months ago
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Yay! Three points! Out of the bottom half of the table! Sunny skies are here again!
about 2 months ago
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Hahahaha that red on Paqueta is objectively the funniest thing I’ve seen since Gueye slapped the shit out of his own teammate
about 2 months ago
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That’s how you get off the mark
about 2 months ago
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Previous seasons, if we had a game like this, I’d be full of confidence. Like, for sure we’re gonna score. Now, holy hell, expectations have never been lower
about 2 months ago
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WTF was that shot Gakpo. Get off the pitch
about 2 months ago
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Alright let’s see what kind of mess we find ourselves in today! YNWA
about 2 months ago
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Classic hot mic moment there
about 2 months ago
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Well shit
about 2 months ago
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Mo has taken two very good corners this half
about 2 months ago
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There we go thank you!
about 2 months ago
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Cool cool cool cool cool cool
about 2 months ago
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WTF Virg playing volleyball
about 2 months ago
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Please be good red men. Please
about 2 months ago
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Refs in the NHL are bad
about 2 months ago
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How the fuck is that not a boarding call?
about 2 months ago
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Holy shit, just saw Gueye’s red card. That is objectively hilarious
about 2 months ago
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Jesus Christ Gary Galley needs to be put out to pasture
about 2 months ago
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WTF is this season even lol YNWA
about 2 months ago
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I miss being annoyed at the international interrupting an LFC squad on the march. Now they suck because we have to stew over another disappointing performance. Last one sucked ass and this one’s gonna be even worse
2 months ago
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