That Port Vale kit is sharp!

Ugh silly silly boy Hugo

Fun team let’s goooooo

Hey look at that. A match without an insane dramatic finish. I’d love a clean sheet next

LOOK UPON MY CATS AND BEHOLD THEIR BEAUTY

Listening to the @theanfieldwrap.bsky.social Isak reaction special and, is @johngibbons.bsky.social ok? Has he recovered?

Nah Palace aren’t a serious football club

lol pitch invasion get innnnnnnnn

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Just saw the score of the united game lol wut? Like, is this real?

Forza Kairat

Lolol at hearing Newcastle fans complain about Kerkez time wasting yesterday. How many times have we watched them go to Anfield and absolutely fuck the dog every time the ball goes out of play. Nick Pope standing over every goal kick for 30 seconds. Fuck em

RIOOOOOOOOOO NAH UNREAL

Hope this doesn’t come down to a late set piece. We get a lot smaller with this sub

Simon Hooper continues to be bad at his job

Federico he came to win

HAHA FUCK YOU JASON TYNDALL

HAHAHAHAHAHA WEE PRICK

How on earth has Hooper not given red there. Red all day long

Been a while since I’ve seen us score a goal so against the run of play. I’ll take it

RYAN JIRO GRAVENBERCH

Fuck me, I just assumed Anthony Elanga was English ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Into these red men #ynwa

@premierleagueoff.bsky.social good job making your app harder to navigate with the newest version. Major downgrade

Gah the reds are back and I forgot how much I love them

He always scores opening day!!!

SING THAT BEAUTIFUL SONG

HUGOOOOOOOO

I dunno, early and all that but I’m not wowed by Kerkez so far

That pitch looks rough

How he kick the ball like that with those tiny feet?!

Good combo

Nah that ref’s stepped up to the mic and screamed LOOK AT ME IM THE REF never a pen

Jammy jammy England

Oof that’s soft

Bloody hell

Nicely taken goal hell yeah!

Forza Italia

Nice to see the new lad is drippy af

Gonna be a looooong 90 minutes for the Swiss

Oof what a miss

Raclette > Paella. Couldn’t agree more

Album: Education & Recreation Artist: Surprise Chef

People think money has ruined football but the sight of a rapist dictator standing next to a corrupt football official in front of a big gold trophy at a competition bankrolled by Saudi Arabia reminds me the game still belongs to us.

Lolol all those trophy lift pics gonna have that orange goof in them

Not really doing America’s reputation in the football community any favours here guys

Well done by Doak. After a turnover you can see him get mad at himself for an instant and then switch back on and go directly for the press. Turnover. Nice ball. Goal.

Bloody hell Frimpong looks small out there

Grav so silky smooth