im more proud when a comedian quits than when they start

I will never not be blown away by @rachelwolfson.bsky.social in Jackass Forever

I thought body count meant how much you weigh so ive been telling everyone 138

tapeworm walked so ozempic could run

the united healthcare ceo assassin went to starbucks and ordered a punk him spice latte

instead of a $10,000 reward they should just offer free health care

blue cross is gonna need that shield

the unitedhealthcare CEO met his deaductable

some people go to therapy I smell my cat

Rachel Wolfson and Machine Gun Kelly are definitely making Jackass Forever the hottest movie in the series 🔥🔥🔥 #FilmSky 📽️

my mom always has my back

wish your black friends happy friday

everyone in my group therapy is on bluesky

posting the same thing on every single app is kind of insane

bluesky feels like a dry wedding

is anyone having fun on this app or are we just pretending?

Everyone go follow @rachelwolfson.bsky.social

me posting on threads, twitter, and bluesky

life is now just joining a new social media app until we die