I do not think it is possible to do this. The world today is so different from the one I grew up in. If you add cell phones into a story that doesn't have them, there are so many "why didn't they--" questions that arise.

Project 2029: maybe things could be better somewhat, somehow, except for Hasan Piker who should be in prison

What an embarrassment 🤦🏼‍♀️

A President ordering the Justice Department to criminally investigate a woman who won a sexual assault lawsuit against him makes Watergate look like an unpaid parking ticket.

my god

For those asking why Morris Day and the Time would agree to this, we have an answer:

Could there be a better example of "the trans debate" than 98% of women supporting trans people and then one single lone person voting against them and getting their way regardless. It's all such a fucking sham

Why do all of these guys think this is a bold new plan rather than what the party is already doing

your regular reminder that the national shoplifting crisis was a manufactured moral panic largely engineered by corporations in order to cover up their own mismanagement — and that wage theft is the largest category of theft in the U.S.

Just over here thinking about the number of editors who told me 15 years ago that my idea for a book about the UFC and the direction of American culture was stupid and no one would read it.

This is a really important piece from @joyurcaba.bsky.social. Most people think that the government's restrictions on health care for trans people was limited to minors (which has been the government's messaging). It's not, and people need to know about it.

AI is bad and ruining human knowledge, sorry to those trying to convince us otherwise.

i would like to state for the record that everybody who has ever said something like “they should make the olympics but everybody can do steroids” should have to wear this L forever. if you ever supported this or thought it was cool, opinion discarded on every topic

There is no leftist anywhere who can muster as much disregard or disrespect for the United States as the Republican party.

i hate that i can’t just call my goddamn perscribing doctor directly. i have to go through so many goddamn phone hoops and then when i make a direct ask of the nurse she fucks it up. now i’m on hold AGAIN to try and just get directly to the doctor.

I wrote about how the growing number of wearables will be great for authoritarians The latest from my newsletter:

It will never be enough. No amount of cruelty is enough, because mere misery isn’t the end goal for people who repeatedly claim our existence is a crisis. If you think someone being alive is a problem, you want their death. If it’s an entire group, you want genocide.

The paper in question: www.science.org/doi/10.1126/...

If you give a damn about trans lives, STOP PRAISING THE POPE AND THE CATHOLIC CHURCH HIERARCHY. They're literally a key part of trans genocide. Right now. Today. Actively and aggressively. You do not, under any circumstances, have to hand it to them.

Tolkien in Catholic Heaven, his face pressed against the Pearly Gates and looking downward: "Yes... Ha Ha Ha... YES!" (What is Quenya for "Sickos"?)

Thank you for donating @xanderleoarro.bsky.social !!! Doll told me you have a very specific set of skills, don't know what that means but good for you!!!

And now they are all gone. RIP Sonny Rollins.

So... I kneeled, with a ring in my hand and @vaisz.bsky.social said yes 🐺💍🐺 @confuzzled.org.uk #Confuzzled #CFz26 #CFz2026

I think this is especially masterful because the tech bros all worship the Lord of the Rings and name a lot of their evil things after characters/objects from it, without ever having read a word from any of the books or understood a damn thing from it. Woke Pope strikes again

What the US is doing to Cuba is more than a humanitarian crisis. It is a genocide as defined by the United Nations. www.un.org/en/genocide-...

i dunno I think sometimes people just enjoy talking to like minded people. do you do this kind of shit with your friends offline

faking an assassination attempt so you don't have to go to a wedding sounds like a curb your enthusiasm episode

it took this country five decades for the surviving interned Japanese-Americans who were deprived of absolutely everything and imprisoned for no cause to get $20,000 in reparations per person. we are currently awarding the guys who did the Beer Hall Putsch five years ago orders of magnitude more

No it the fuck was not.

@mayor.nyc.gov: “I have thought often of the "Margeret Thatcher quote: ‘the problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money.’ If anything, my friends, it seems that you eventually need a socialist to clean up the mess."

Thinking about that one time JB Fletcher went to a fur con and had a fun time.

hey re: world historic events, just let me know if somethin changes. i'm not interested in stuff that almost happened or whatever. im busy

get up at 5am, catch a bus that only runs once an hour, take it to the hub, wait 20 minutes, catch another bus that drops you off a 30 minute walk from your job, and trudge on service roads that are often knee-deep flooded in the rainy season wonder if the bus system is designed with you in mind

🚨 Director of National Intelligence Tulsi Gabbard has resigned

I don't think it's a good idea to legally privilege someone else's discomfort over another person's rights.

ok well this made something click in my head for some reason

I‘ve talked about my own legal fees a bunch but now that the case is over, I can also talk about my codefendants!!! I’ve linked all of our legal defense funds in this link that I just mentioned on Morning Joe. No one should have to go bankrupt for defending themselves: linktr.ee/broadviewsix

HOLY SHIT prosecutors kicked off grand jurors and then re-presented the case against the Broadview 6, then altered the grand jury transcripts to hide it from the judge. www.cbsnews.com/chicago/news...

not to call anyone out specifically: many cises responding they didn't know and imo that speaks to how most ppl have done no work interrogating the transphobia they've spent their lives absorbing. would you say that i am a whitewoman or a jewishwoman? i bet you wouldn't, even by accident!

LOL

‼️🚨 BREAKING: Kash Patel's apparel website is reportedly hosting ClickFix malware, according to multiple visitors. A fake Cloudflare verification page is tricking users into pasting "verification" commands that execute an infostealer targeting Keychain, browser data, tokens, and crypto wallets.

Incredibly disheartening to see people watch gooseworx emotionally detach and check out from her own creation and people responding with "you owe me, as a fan, to keep caring about the show and being invested in community management and the business side of things. it's the responsible thing"

Star Wars used to be three movies, and other content was rare and special. Disney flooded the market, made the worst Star Wars theatrical film ever (Rise of Skywalker), and had Dave Filoni doing a lot of Clone Wars Animated Series type stuff, which is fine but can't carry the whole franchise.

FUCK ICE NOW AND FOREVER