every time i say “nodding” you have to imagine it being accompanied by a sound effect of a few marbles rattling around in a hollow ball

I wonder if the same people who enjoyed shows like America/Britain’s Got Talent or The Voice or whatever would be into reaction videos if they were born more recently

Victoria Scott being able to reference a song by a tribe called quest and also POST THE SONG SO PEOPLE CAN LISTEN TO IT I think she is invited to the cookout

Thinking of this again

Buying the Italian Red Rocket so that I can drive it in downtown Seattle and beat the Toyota Prius next to me like 600 ft to the next stoplight every time and then shredding my clutch when I try to turn east on literally any road (it was still worth the money)

I cannot wait for the WTYP news on this to have a title like “LOS ANGELES POLLUTED” or something

I love . Traffic .

My favorite part about owning a wide body car in Seattle is the shit I have to do to be able to park it You do not want to know how I get out of the car

she boeing on my Airbussy till I Charl on her Galls

my gender is fluid but in a non-Newtonian way. The harder you hit me, the harder I get

‘Siscon’ this and ‘noncon’ that and ‘dubcon’ this What about you go outside and walk-con some grass

You know what? Fuck it. Here’s a shortlist of things I see work in communities. How to establish better communities, a thread.

1/4: as someone who’s both a trans person of color and grew up white, and as someone who’s lived in many, many cities, with different queer communities, with different strengths and flaws, I’ve often fantasized about writing a book about the lessons I’ve learned, their strengths and weaknesses, and…

salad

what if it was all just a dream

www.indeed.com/viewjob?jk=2... The worst job posting I think I’ve ever read

I have this on the side of my car so they see the therian symbol and THEN the “The dog is leaning how to drive” sticker. Someone passed me today because I was doing the limit in a school zone and being called a bitch was kinda affirming tbh

How it feels as a trans woman to tell someone experimenting with gender that people who are confident in their gender don’t question it regularly

“White people can’t handle spicy food” only partially correct. There are two kinds of white people when it comes to spicy food, ones that can’t handle ketchup and ones that put hot sauce called like “insanity joe’s devilfucking sauce” on everything.

I get it, man

90% of queers aren’t neurotypical and the remaining 10% definitely aren’t tiktokers (Having said that, I have four)

The best part about having a really cute partner is that whenever she does literally anything I do mental backflips out of excitement

Modifying stuff

[opening a bottle of mountain dew with a champagne sword] you can ivy league my nuts

The real recession indicator is whether or not the price of gas is so high that the taco truck next to this station has to take items off the menu

Made a responsible purchase today (you know who you are. Yes, this is your fault. 🖤)

While looking for warblers on the nature trail, I felt like I was being watched. After looking around, I spotted the watcher. 🦝 📷: Raccoon

Someone saw the podcast on my phone cut off at “EPISODE 5: STRAP IN GIRLS…” and gave me the most bombastic eyebrow I’ve ever seen

Driver of the day

Three years and five moves later, I think I’m finally starting to get my feet moving on debt and paying off things I should have. This post isn’t for anyone except me, I’m proud as fuck of myself and I should be allowed to brag about this

Tempted to ask the owner if I can have this for $200

Bluesky has been showing my account cute animals. Do I mind? No, no really. But I want Bluesky to show me problematic transgender women. Where are the problematic transgender women

God, gas is so expensive

Your driver of the day is this guy in a full size SUV doing a 3+ point turn on Jose Rizal bridge, a 2-lane protected curb bike lane, because traffic wasn’t moving fast enough

me when I see a car with a trans sticker on it

Okay, girls. I need engagement bait because I’m gonna start posting on here. Which one of these describes your autism based on missed jokes? I’m notably dangerous

Imagine being pulled over by a fire truck. Do you know how fast you were going? Get on the ladder, if you will