Lead huffing gen Xers fuckin all "we need a president who will restore unity" and I'm like nah I don't want unity, I want literally every republican in existence to very literally go to hell fucking yesterday, they do not belong on planet earth, there is no redemption for them to be found in peace.

Me, an adhd speed demon with perpetual zoomies, at odds with Blizzard deciding that even the berserker fantasy of warriors should be relatively lumbering and move in short bursts. 😭 I don't think it's bad design, to be clear. I just crave MORE SPEED.

What a person considers to be the best part of FF7 has actually been a pretty reliable means of informing me on whether or not they've actually played the game because it's decidedly not the part everyone who hasn't played the game but knows about as this historically infamous twist thinks it is.

Y'shtola's drag king name would be Dick Gnash tbh

My mmo characters technically wouldn't break canon as versions of myself since tbh my fursona's eldritch and multidimensional tendencies are not a god-complex power fantasy and more a "I'm going to experience multiple lives and lifetimes organically because I am curious and enjoy a good story" thing

Me, an ancient cosmic horror who is older than the stars, listening to a 35-year-old from Fargo explain how they are old and that is why they should be afforded a "pass" for refusing to take 12 seconds to learn how to even approximately pronounce a single syllable name from another language.

Explained to a non-furry friend the concept of weird adhd rituals for things so you can remember shit, instead of just trying to brute force, i.e. gamifying the process of getting gas so you do all the steps instead of "oops fucked up my car again driving away forgetting to pull out the nozzle."

power ranking list putting revan ahead of darth vader smh like soz revan is cool but the ultimate point of revan's character arc was that his skills alone were ultimately insufficient and he had to entrust his legacy unto others, whereas vader was a fucked up force demigod created by the universe

People who look at AI slop and actually think it looks good, you're actually TOO cringe, we need you to bury yourselves in the nuclear vault, it'll be 10000 years before the cringe you're emitting has decayed to safe levels.

Reading about the nervous system as research for a stupid joke about the volume of Kai's penis and accidentally getting myself annoyed upon discovering yet another angle from which the foreskin restoration movement is actually just pure pseudoscience and tbh lowkey kind of predatory and cultish.

Me, crossing the holy salt line undeterred. You, asking how this is possible. Me, going into a lengthy explanation about how I'm kind of like a little more eldritch than your classical earthborn demon, also while you're over there by the fridge can you pass me the smoked salmon

Had another person bring to my attention that I'm following someone on twitter who is problematic, and I wanna just put out there that I am not logged into my twitter, and I am not super inclined to log back into it just to correct something you'd only see if you are still using it for some reason.

People talk about teens in HS relying on GPT for essays and dooming about the youth when tbh I think it's less them and more the fact that the public school system at least in the US likes to assume you magically have all this prior knowledge, all like "cool vague subject 10 pages MLA have fun"

Spent the past several hours soul searching. Thoughts got a little dark earlier, my usual brand of feeling pretty worthless, did some journaling. I feel less dark, mostly just sad.

I cast "Power Word: You've Gotta be Kitten Me"

Using my cosmic demon powers to create a big red button that switches you between pussy and cock but because I'm a demon it does also make you orgasm EVERY time alongside the genital switch, which again, happens ANY time you press it, even on accident. Don't break it. :)

I don't really need to phase through things, I CAN just BE in your room, I phased through your wall for sake of your own neurological enrichment, knowing how much brains like following lines of action.

Also Fucking OUTRAGED at the removal of bitter immunity from the warrior kit in WoW 😭 actually the new tree kinda bad tbhhhhh

The only struggle I have when people blend furry porn (artist or otherewise) and irl nudes though fr is that it becomes very hard to not be thinking about how hot you are underneath those clothes. 😩💦

I can't really comprehend the idea of being chill with furry porn but not nudes, tbh. But then again, I know some people see nudity as "gross" which is also something that is WILD to me. Like even bodies I'm not attracted to it's not like I'd think they're gross. Gross is more of a state of being.

Occasionally grabbing people between the ages of 28 and 38 by the wrist, looking at them with my most SUPER SERIOUS face, and then instructing them to curve the bullet.

Would YOU want to be dick pic buddies? 😎

I need a gym that's instead of weights just filled with inflatable men I can beat up

I only have like 400 comms in FFXIV or whatever but like all but 3 of them I earned as Black Mage so really they should just give me my mentor crown at this point tbh

I realize I probably rant more than I should about storytelling media, but it's kind of just a larger existential struggle, if I'm being honest. Like I've wanted for pretty much as along as I've been capable of wanting to be a writer, particularly make a career as novelist. I knew it'd be hard.

"Hrothgar, in their fascination with anatomical topography, have over countless generations inadvertently bred short foreskins and fat cockheads in males of their species, granting themselves unparalleled dick print game among their peer humanoid races." -Science

Kinda sorta relearning how to draw atm, the whole "forearm starts to hurt" after 30 minutes thing wasn't working for me, so I'm experimenting with finally training myself to hold my pen in a gentler and more ergonomic way. It's a little awkward, but I'm getting there. Big thing is it doesn't hurt.

People thinking I was lying growing up because my story would change and obviously that means I was making shit up, definitely not an ADHD brain trying to accurately juggle, recall, and sequence 50 pertinent details while under pressure and usually also a barrage of overwhelmingly negative stimuli.

Thought about trying to finish off the 100% on Legion remix just for completion sake since it's going away, but idk shit didn't land with me in the same way Pandaria Remix did, which tbf is to be expected since I didn't really like OG Legion, and the remix was like better but still a similar vibe.

Husboof has been showing me Adventure Time and we're about half way through the series afaik and tbh I did not expect this show to be this like actually top notch. Genuinely some of the smartest writing, best theming, and funniest comedy writing I've seen in television, and the animation is 10/10.

but is it clam chowder soluble

Me, singing "For Good" but it's about Magic Man

I don't want to be mean but also there've been really in retrospect just a handful of people who kinda put me off drawing foreskin just because for a while it was like literally every fucking time I drew an uncut guy they'd be weird about it, and also in retrospect maybe I should have been direct.

Cishet white men and their tendency to perceive themselves as much more competent socially, when in reality if they didn't have the majority of societal structure catering to them as special little guy #1 at all times, they would struggle to accomplish anything, because privilege has made them soft.

Who would win in a fight Heroic 25 Lich King or unusually long and wrinkly foreskin Max Goof r34

Got O11 in my normal raid roulette :') yay dyslexia "Wdym just gotta remember that Starboard is Right and Larboard is Left" and i'm like yeah I know that but it takes my brain a few seconds to parse the letters because my usual "shape" approach doesn't work with words that are ALMOST identical

Gay men in film: -> 17-19yo enters a relationship with a much older man who is usually borderline abusive, but the script excuses it with a tragic backstory; they do not end up together because the older man either reconciles with his wife, or dies of aids, because gay movies must be bittersweet

Me, when working: "Okay what do i do okay yeah cool this is working i think is it working yes it is no wait maybe it isnt how would i know lemme look online oh god this guide book has a lot of text and it is dense and my dyslexia i cant read i forgot how to read just now man im tired lets coffee"

Monster fucker permit and it's like Wargreymon smh wargreymon is hot, i will grant but he is no monster Azmodan from diablo is like baseline monster, anything less fucked up than that is just a regular ass sexy man / permutation of furry

"Shut up and let people enjoy things." Naw y'know what fuck you. Get out of here with your hallmark ass seasons greetings bullshit. Shut up and let people enjoy things? How about shut up and let people NOT enjoy things. Surely you don't need to annex un-enjoyer territory in order to enjoy, right???

Broke -> Scary monster who is ultraviolent and evil Broke -> Scary monster who is actually super gentle and kind Woke -> Scary monster who is like not evil but is definitely VERY weird in ways that are somehow both unsettling and alluring, who also has enough rizz to also make weird shit sexy

Them: "You like carpenter, check out this youtube channel I found that restores vintage furniture! :D" The channel: *suburban white couple destroying provenance on working class heirloom pieces and throwing away vintage brass hardware in a deranged crusade to make everything 2020s bougie*

New PSU installed, tested out drawing stuff immediately, turns out I think I've been possibly gaslighting myself for the past 3 years because suddenly several issues I was having any time I tried to draw that I thought were just my corporeal form being weak and busted are seemingly just fine now. 😩

Dealing with PC stuff always stresses me out because there is a lot of shit I don't know and I'd like to ask a question but then I have had a pretty consistent track record of PC people giving me these SUSPICIOUSLY confident answers that end up wrong but then I also don't trust myself like ever AAAA

"New years resolutions are stupid, we all know you're not going to follow through" says someone who badly NEEDS a new years resolution, specifically a new years resolution to stop being a snide performatively negative ass for no reason while people are trying to be hopeful and better themselves :)

english is stupid the tens should have been onety-one, onety-two, etc and the twenties should have been twoty-one, twoty-two, etc instead you get eighteen and eighty and thirteen and thirty etc and then people still make you use telephones for lots of important things what could go wrong

Something to understand about me is that I love food and I am kind of a foodie but I also HATE food sometimes and I'm not entirely sure what flips the switch where I go from mhm mhm yes to "Please if the word 'caramelize' leaves your mouth one more time I am actually going to vom"

Tired -> Character who is mean because they have a tragic back story and they're secretly lonely. Wired -> Character who SEEMS mean but is actually only mean from the perspective of some characters, who are in reality being very annoying in persistently trying to mold them into someone they aren't

One of my FFXIV conspiracy theories is that Dawntrail went where it did because they wanted time to work on a number of major technological improvements, so that when we do eventually go to the much anticipated other place, they'll be able to do some crazy shit.

Final Fantasy XIV (2010) Final Fantasy XIV: A Realm Reborn (2013) Final Fantasy XIV: Heavensward (2015) Final Fantasy XIV: Stormblood (2017) Final Fantasy XIV: Shadowbringers (2019) Final Fantasy XIV: Endwalker (2021) Final Fantasy XIV: Dawntrail (2024) Final Fantasy XIV: The Sex Update (2026) ????