Comparisons between fuckin AI and Skynet frustrate me, because it's usually this like "oh we better stop before the tech becomes self aware and kills us" and I'm like okay wildly overestimating what the tech is capable of, wildly underestimating how harmful it is already, without even going there.

they're all flying mounts dont let anyone tell you otherwise

You do not FIND the ONE, you FORGE them. In the fires. Of DOOM. Together you are UNSTOPPABLE. So long as you are careful to not lose your finger, or try to tempt two people at the same time who are standing on a narrow bridge over a pit of the very magic magma that can unmake them.

the fomo side of fortnite fuckin sucks because like wdyfm anyone who started playing after whatever like july 2023 has to miss out on Swim Free

going around getting hero points on the alts

Alright I think I am finally ready to open up for god portrait commissions! You’ll get an in-game god portrait like the one below, as well as a separate transparent PNG of just the character I’ve got 7 slots available at $50 each. Please read the info below and DM me if you’re interested!

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Seasoned furries will warn you away from the front page of furaffinity, but at the same time you will on occasion encounter things there that are truly singular, things borne from the hand of someone who learned to draw just because truly no one else would even think to do what they have done.

Bold words for someone whose body is by mass mostly VERY combustible atoms. :)

gonna just grab your cockhead or whatever

I have teeth now

experimenting in blender

The other realization I had recently, and by recently I mean earlier today when I was spamming Bakshi Lord of the Rings gifs, was that I saw the Bakshi LotR not just before the Jackson Trilogy, but long enough before for child me to be really annoying and count down days on the kitchen calendar

World of Warcraft regularly makes me feel old, especially playing the Remixes, because in my brain Mists and Legion still don't feel "old" but people talk about them like they are and then I become conscious of the passing of time and remember that they ARE old and I am old and my main is 18

explain your fursona's power with a gif meme

like comment and subscribe if you ever got yelled at by a computer lab teacher for using the dynamite in kidpix

I needed a lil break from my big painting so I've been kinda just doodling on paper lately, lotta stuff for really just myself. Started looking at it again today and I think it was a good call for me to do that, I feel a lot more refreshed.

Formality for me is weird, because like on one hand I generally hate pretentiousness, but then on the other hand there are certain contexts where I am aware that appearances, like it or not, DO matter, and in those contexts I am prone to feeling a lot more conscious of my or my party's presentation.

Legion remix is interesting because like... of course, I'm the OPPOSITE of nostalgic for Legion, and yet it is also silly enough to give me the opportunity to kind of appreciate things that I couldn't appreciate in the original, very punishing iteration that was the actual expansion.

Me, a demon, despite already knowing your past, present, and future, sitting there with you and politely listening to you complain, because I know that from your perspective it's always your first time, and unlike God I'm not a boomer ass psychopath who delights in asserting superiority to children.

i was about to say i've never actually been on reddit despite regularly making jokes about reddit but then i remembered that actually I haven't POSTED but I do look at regional dickpic reddits because if you want to know what the average penis from any corner of earth looks like boom there you go

I can't give you all the knowledge in the universe, but one superpower I can bestow upon you is the ability to at will merge with three of your friends or loved ones into an unnaturally strong dart frog with plasma breath.

The only angle from which I could get behind the idea of a messiah having actually existed at one point, is the one where the messiah is not a mythical creature, but rather a profound statistical anomaly. Something infallibly correct and yet illogically so.

You know, I've actually met a LOT of famous people, on account of y'know being a demon and whatnot. :)

Legion remix is silly enough to be fun, but revisiting quests and world quest grinds and stuff is giving me fucking the OPPOSITE of nostalgia, I'm sitting here all like this was fucking terrible on content, why did so many people like this expansion, what is wrong with them xD

The visceral recoil I did when I saw Nathanos Blightcaller I FORGOT ABOUT YOU >:I

As an aside to this... while theoretically I *could* probably figure out a way to live a normal-ish life nocturnally, it would always be socially very difficult. Well, I say always, but maybe if I found a coven of vampires irl, provided they wouldn't be weird about having a werewolf among them.

Yknow, I've struggled for most of my life to keep a normal sleep schedule, and it might be an adhd thing, but thinking about it as well, I actually have been a night owl for p much as long as I can remember, which is basically as far back as like 2.5ish - which is not an exaggeration.

One of the worst human traits is the tendency a lot of people have to respond to someone being angry with them, with "I guess you hate me now time to be awkward about this for years" rather than just like y'know STOP CLICKING THE FUCKING PEN RIGHT IN MY EAR WHILE I AM TRYING TO PROOFREAD THE SCRIPT.

When you get older you eventually reach a fork in the road where you can choose whether you wanna go down the path where you basically turn into a rambling mess of nostalgic anecdotes and decreasingly accidental bigotry, or if you wanna go down the one where you become badass labor union grandpa.

Been seeing discourse about copyright with regard to commissions, and, per usual with social media discourse, there is a lot of misinformation floating around. For one thing, it's important to note that copyright and ownership are NOT interchangeable concepts, copyright is very much its own thing.

i'd almost feel bad for someone who tried to pickpocket me, on account of the fact that I don't actually bother manifesting pockets so if you try to slip a hand in there you're going to just get sucked into a void and implode as all your elementary particles rotate out of a dimension where you exist

Me, leaning over you, my hand caressing your inner thigh, fingertips gently grazing your balls as my grip coils firmly around your PENIS; I lean in - my canine grazes your earlobe, my hot breath tickles the hair on your neck - and I whisper: "What do you call a blind dinosaur?" Drop mic 🤜🎤

Some people make angel/demon ocs for power fantasy I make mine so I can make whatever intrusive thought I have at the moment canon to be funny, with sides of philosophy, and symbolic theming pertaining to my own mental health journey for dessert.

Me, a creature, turning lights OFF before traversing the hallway.

as a demon, i actually make atoms all the time, but people don't usually notice, and even when they do i can usually just lie about it since i mean mortal making a math error is in most contexts more plausible than the universe spontaneously getting exactly one 2 liter bottle of grape soda bigger

Haven't even had this new desk chair for a day and my penis decided tonight was going to be one of those surprise 6-shot geyser loads. 😩

My toxic trait is wanting to handle conflict as expediently as possible because I've been to enough funerals in my life to know that life is always shorter than you expect, and I don't wanna spend any more of our ultimately finite time together being gloomy than is absolutely necessary.

dw you can hold it if you want

Wild that you get people who rely on use of generative software to write for themselves, who then are telling everyone that AI can write as well as human beings. Like by what metric. According to you? The same you who needs software to do your grammar and your sentence structure and citations?

what if i got a cat and named them penis

I CAN BONK

My agency's funding was cut, so I can still make you a sexy TF symbiote whom lives in your balls if you need one, however to save on materials they're going to have to be made of a condiment.

Weird autumn climate this year We're in October but I got July hair rn

FINALLY 😩💦💦💦

The funny thing about my irl surname is that it SOUNDS like something a demon would come up with on the spot in an attempt to blend in

I'm really bad at making riddles, because as a demon, my compulsion is to craft this just endless labyrinth of seemingly obvious clues that are just intriguing enough to entice you to keep going, but then there isn't actually an answer, oops you were pondering for 70 years, you're in the future now.