Sitting in an airport lounge and The 700 Club is on the tv behind me. This media bubble has zero overlap with my own media bubble beyond acknowledging that Hamas bad and did bad thing 2 years ago.

If the government is simply whatever Donald Trump wants, it makes no sense to vote to fund it

If a Democratic governor talks about punching people in the mouth, he is obviously filled with insatiable bloodlust. If a Republican president talks about punching people in the mouth, you’re the violent one for thinking he was being serious.

Rope drop at KSC for the IMAP launch

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Das alles ist schon mal da gewesen....

John 11:35

I’ve been a Dead Milkmen fan for over 3 decades. I never thought I’d be living in one of their songs. Had a big lizard in my backyard for the last 24 hours.

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Trans rights are human rights.

Of the celebs who've recently passed the Brimley/Cocoon Line, Seacrest may be the oldest looking and even he doesn't look as old as Brimley did.

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If you see this, quote with the energy you bring to Bluesky

Ladies and gentlemen, due to illness, the part of Horst Wessel will be played in tonight’s show by Charlie Kirk. apple.news/A2_Hhg-VuTba...

Something a friend said got me thinking about Section 230 today. Does <insert social media company>'s algorithmic feed , where they show you people you never followed, make them a publisher and put them outside of Section 230 protection? Should it?

In retrospect, putting lightning in the rocks so they could do the thinking for us was probably a mistake.

say it all plainly. it shouldn't be hard or controversial. this is this man's legacy www.404media.co/charlie-kirk...

It's been a little over a week since @eric.zip and @whit.zip did their @antisyphontraining.bsky.social presentation "How to Train Your AI Security Analyst" and I have not stopped obsessing over it. I'm pushing the limits of my homelab hardware trying to replicate what they did. Amazing stuff.

I see the Right, in a combination of stupidity and dishonesty and self-blindness, is leaning heavily into “this happened because the Marxist subhuman terrorist scum of Left keeps escalating the rhetoric!”

Apropos of nothing theonion.com/protesters-u...

“Correct horse battery staple”

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Slightly diminish a book… A Game of Chairs - George RR Martin

👀 How does something like this happen by chance?

If you let them go after any slice of your coalition, then they’ll dismantle the whole thing. Sad that the NRA can figure this out but the DNC can’t.

I’m not on the list. Not surprising since I haven’t written anything. But my buddy who actually got on the NYT best seller list may be owed some OpenAI money

Final minutes. As long as the snipers stay away, the blinkies will be mine!

Serious #BadgeLife unobtanium to be had here. I've got my bid in but I can't say I'd be too disappointed if someone outbid me.

the two americas

So now preventative health care is slavery? Pudding Fingers DeSantis can fuck all the way off with this shit. www.washingtonpost.com/health/2025/...

Ok, this is kind of a big deal...

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Today I was reminded that this exists on the internet and I felt compelled to remind you as well: stackoverflow.com/questions/17...

This weekend, I snatched a player’s hat out of a small child’s hands, incurring the wrath of the entire internet. Here’s what it taught me about B2B sales (1/504)

1. Order stacking washer/dryer with delivery+install from @lowes-official.bsky.social 2. Delivery guy says no install because you don't have the special stacking bracket 3. Go to Lowe's and buy stacking bracket 4. Lowe's can send guys back to do a full refund return, but not to do install WTF

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Wow... check out the thagomizer on that thing.

Evergreen skeet

Do I know anyone directly (or indirectly) involved in the @defcon.bsky.social Tin Foil Hat contest? We're wanting to do something similar for this year's BSides Orlando and I would like to have a chat.

They painted over the rainbow and the people painted it back. So they painted over the rainbow again and then posted armed guards. Eff Ron DeSantis right in the neck with a big concrete D.

With BSides coming up in about a month, I was kicking around some sticker ideas. I've been told my first attempt may not be as subtle as I was hoping. Maybe the second version will pass muster?

Not hard to predict that something like this would happen. The feds are making us all less safe with their “we don’t have to if ourselves” bullshit.

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This is the same government encouraging its citizens to delete old emails and photos in order to... **checks notes** ... save water?

Shameful