Bonnie really likes her tunnels. She hangs out inside them all day.

Right wingers who glorify small towns, saying it's safer I learned in psych: Also "incidents of murder, 54 % were killed by someone they knew. Women are far more likely to be murdered by man known to them—a family member, friend or intimate partner. www.google.com/amp/s/www.ps...

So close public schools etc.. This argument also makes it sound like the person doing the work wouldn't get the benefits. And that's how it is NOW. You know a lot of EMTs don't have health benefits! Idk maybe fix that with universal healthcare but a bunch of raging dipshits say A.Rand shit like this

I'm sorry but I think lactose free should be the default. Not dairy free, I get that, there's other food allergies to come into play. But lactose free is still real dairy just lactose removed. Usually bc it's aged cheese. So people who can handle dairy, wouldn't even notice!

We should blast this song at I.C.E. "Supercalifraga-racist sexist, xenophobic Is it us or is it them? Why they trying to own us? Supercalifraga-losers lonely, sad, and broken Overwhelmed and numbing out, living in slow-motion" youtu.be/AanBlgu21co?...

Air fryer broccoli is the only broccoli. Toss in some olive oil and garlic salt then airy fry... or bake. I mean let's be honest you can just bake it the same on a sheet pan. I thought I hated broccoli but it's just soggy broccoli.

Exactly

We have now entered the void time between December 27th and January 1st

My whole life we’ve been told that The US is simply too big to have high speed rail

Did you know there is a Christmas movie with Robin Williams and Joel Mchale!?

I'm just a girl asking Hollywood to finally give Zheng Xi Sao a movie, first female pirate and for her to be played by Michelle Yeoh

Take my insurance, please! Said like the "Take my wife, please" is the vaudeville one-liner style. Jokes like this are awkward in text only. 😂

Warning body imagine issues My weight loss journey has been losing everywhere but my stomach. And I'm afraid of glp1 drugs bc this would just keep the same. I'd be so skinny everywhere else before it'd finally target my stomach and I don't think anywhere else is a problem. I don't want that.

I love the Pocketcast app but it's been skipping and repeating sections of some podcasts like this one. So far it's just the ones from the UK and it's usually about 5min.

The one nail that survived the holidays. Please clap.

the Sorcerer!!!! I love Will on Stranger Things

My two mischief makers

Everytime you open the bag of marshmallows you have to eat one. I think it's the law or something.

Anyone I see today is getting a tin of random sweets 🤗

There's so many kitchen gadgets now why isn't there a one that grates cheese for you. Or at least makes it easier like a automatic can opener ... something.. Ow my shoulder!

The Husband's of River Song is a Christmas episode. I loved the argument they had in the ship. I always thought he meant Same, they both married Cleopatra 😂

Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, technically, he's part of the undead now and wants brains for Christmas

And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, we thought he did bc Schrödinger put him in the box but now he's saying we can't be sure .....

Republicans want to kill the post office and the media is there for it, which is why you have never seen a news story about how the police department has never turned a profit and is a waste

Ging is always ready for a car ride

As you deal with family drama or whatever this holidays: Reminder: Others opinions, even if family, don't define you. Mistakes don't define you. You're allowed forgiveness and kindness. You were just a child. Family isn't everything. You can't make people do right by you.

Don't bother this Christmas. Your conservative family will always find something to shut it down and they don't want a better world or believe in it. So just keep your head down or not go. I'm actually going to leave early. I can't take it anymore. Blaming it on the cat sitter cancelled

My grandparents new puppy!! She's so cute and a blur

Gifts and cards ready!

They added all this new stuff since I left!

*tune of 12 days of Christmas* For my 8th Holiday party, I made Old Fashioned Gingerbread with a lemon curd spread!

The revolution needs to start

AOC is always on point Yacht rich For profit prison rich Loan shark rich All employees on food stamps rich Going to add Golden parachute from the 2008 crisis rich Killing competition with monopolies rich Disinformation about climate change rich

I'm so tried, even cereal is too many steps

Meep meep meep, they said. Meep meep meep, they said. 🤣

How jaded has everything, EVERYTHING, made me: He's gotten away with it this long and a few years ago got away with a government coup so ..... I don't expect anything ....no justice.. no consequences.. just the usual, "we need to heal and show bipartisanship" 🫩 Hope I'm wrong

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Not even 5hrs into spending time with my family. Some people's entire existence is giving others a hard time and it's exhausting

"Is He here, of course He is! I got a whole gaggle of them inside! One of them has a baby dinosaur." 😂 referring to the many Jesus' for all the different denominations American Gods

It's important to remember true meaning of Cage-mas. Life is a lot like a Cage movie, you never know what you're going to get. Nutty Cage, Sweet Cage, Plain Cage, you never know....😅

It pissed me off the argument against UBI is "sO yOur FiNE tO SwEAt FOr pEOpLe WHo dOnT WORk" you mean like shareholders, people like with generational wealth?? People who asking their dad for 40 billion to buy Warner Bros. Elon's stupid satellites etc...

There's been "upgrades" and instead of light switches there's remotes. You know what you can't see when it's dark.....

Christmas fucking miracle right here

Everything you own will outlive you Every toy Every toothbrush Every jacket Every diaper you wore as baby, will out live you in a dumpster! That's how fucked up the plastic industry is

Just read some of the trump Epstein update. EVERY accusation was a confession. Remember when he said abortion doctors were killing babies after they were born .... He's not creative. It's always either something that happened to him or someone else.

A 2 night stay equals 5 days in your suitcase. I don't make the rules.

*tune of 12 days of Christmas* For my 7th Holiday party, I made Red Velvet Crinkle Cookies! Added chocolate chips too! My nieces love them.

When people complain about War on Christmas this is all I'm picturing. What's ironic is a war is what they want, so they're making it up to manifest 🤷🏻‍♀️ They'd love this movie if it were real 😂

Dear people who make gift boxes. Why the hell wasn't there anything **In Between** these two sizes!? It was either too small or freakin huge! *Sigh*

Ginger can tell when we're close to Grandma's house 😄