A holiday cookbook entitled “Eat, Drink, and Be Mary,” but it has to be written by someone named Mary.

How the Grinch Committed Grand Larceny

I never envisioned Radioactive Shrimp II as a holiday-themed sequel, but it worked for Terrifier 3.

Come ALL ye faithful? In this economy?

The Christmas That Almost Wasn’t, But Then the Meds Kicked In

“How the Grinch Broke into Houses and Took Shit” just doesn’t have the same ring to it.

Kirk Cameron in: The Christmas That Almost Wasn’t Because Woke

The Christmas That Could’ve Been an Email

The Christmas That Almost Was, But Then Its Flight Got Canceled

Is today that thing that Die Hard is based on?

The second ALF Christmas special (the double-length one that was shot like a movie) is basically my Citizen Kane.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, you were like, “This thing go nuts whenever there’s even a hint of anxiety.”

I need $1800 for rent and other monthly bills i need to pay. My electric bill to keep the heat on … ugh.

Aaahhh! My portal is sealed by magic I guess I’ll just have to drive to Denny’s

Person who's running late on Christmas is like, "Oh, you meant 'Don we NOW-now our gay apparel'"?

Merry Cordmas!

Merry Soupmas!

Your anti-woke uncle's like, "It's Tiny Tim, not Tiny KIM!"

"There's some hos in this house" is a Christmas song.

Tiny Tim, who did NOT die due to residing in a country without a profit-based healthcare system.

How the Trump Stole Literally Everything

Not sure I've ever been as excited to do anything as people are to publicly post spoilers for shows that drop at 2:00 a.m.

Me drawing my stupid little comics at 4:00 a.m. on Christmas.

Scroll in heavenly peace.

Is he live-posting his journey through Christmases past, present, and future?

This year, the three ghosts are like

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, you traded it in at GameStop.

thinking about setting the roomba free for the holidays, just opening the door and letting it go (in case its new years resolution is to kill)

The twist is that the Grinch was working for a home security company that saw an immediate uptick in business right after the events of the story.

Listen, the whole book is basically a blueprint on how to steal Christmas. It’s irresponsible, is what I’m saying.

Glitch in the matrix after midnight? Santa Pause

Just in case anyone feels like tipping their local unskilled cartoonist before the holidays.

From 2020. The night before Cordmas.

I really need help to pay my car bill. Anything helps 💜

God bless us, EVERY one? In this economy?

New comic! Wherein Jenkins reveals his Christmas wish.

Stand firm in your convictions (and your soup).

Me: *lets guard down for the first time in months* Chain post threatening a bad year ahead:

"I want a hippocampus for Christmas Only a hippocampus will do" - A neuroscientist, probably

Greetings AND salutations? In this economy?

How the Grinch Released Damning Documents Two Days Before Christmas and Hoped No One Would Notice

ONLY a hippopotamus will do? What if I were to get, like, a really good deal on a rhinoceros?

Is that peace even heavenly, bro?

Sleep in HEAVENLY peace? In this economy?

It’s amazing to me that 99% of society would rather roll the dice with flu, COVID, and a butt-load of other airborne illnesses than simply wear a mask and stay current with vaccinations.

No free trials for me thanks I already have enough trials to deal with

Tender AND mild? In this economy?

Eat, drink, AND be merry? In this economy?

Your stupidest uncle’s like, “It’s Christmas EVE, not Christmas STEVE!”