From 2022. Seems like a good week to re-up this one.

From 2021. Wherein Cord overcomes.

Tell us you spent the money without telling us you spent the money.

I'm sorry, but even for a bot response, this is fucking laughable.

First cook with The Tyger, then cook with The Lamb - twice Blaked potatoes

From 2023. Wherein Cord bucks tradition.

"Wintery mix"? So, like, snow mixed with my frustration over the presence of snow?

Child's Play 2 turning 35 seems like a decent excuse to roll this one back out.

Ha-ha. I don't think I'll ever be okay again.

Okay friends, it's #mutualaid time for me again! I have a great new job that will help my finances long term enormously. But I'll have two weeks of expenses to cover before I get paid, so if you can help out, I would be EVER so grateful. Just need a hand over this bump! ko-fi.com/femmecraft/g...

Whoa. I genuinely thought an account that attempted to draw me into a bad-faith argument predicated on whataboutism was a bot, but after seeing them post "I'm a real person," I'm fully turned around.

not much to do today so reply with a selfie/pet pic and i’ll edit it in some way. 🩶 tips appreciated but not required. linktr.ee/riotgrlerin

My second favorite “2” (with the first being Evil Dead 2).

I’m sure Del Toro’s Frankenstein is great, but have you guys seen

Me stubbing my toe was in Project 2025.

I don’t often grasp, but when I do, it’s at straws or nothing.

Why cry harder when you can cry smarter?

Many-hours-late heartburn has entered the chat.

From 2021. Wherein Jenkins reflects on his least favorite month.

From 2021. Wherein the guys welcome November.

Happy National C(r)appuccino Day!

The whole “work or die” societal model is simply not sustainable nor conducive to public health, especially with cost of living spiraling out of control, sweeping layoffs, hiring freezes, and AI decimating various industries.

Even if we discount the fact that many SNAP recipients are disabled, working, children, or some combination thereof and embrace the right’s argument that they’re simply “lazy,” so what? In one of the wealthiest countries on Earth, why should laziness be a crime deserving of starvation?

I’m not smart enough for my outlook to be this bleak.

A breakfast cereal based on my life called “Oops! All Scaries.”

When I’m 70% sure they’re a bot, but they consistently like my posts.

The very concept of sociopathy, but a country.

FULL circle? In this economy?

1999: She's All That 2000: She's All That II: And A Bag of Chips

I’m still contending with a lack of income, so if you enjoy the stuff I create, kindly consider sharing this post, leaving a tip, or becoming a monthly subscriber. Thanks so much.

New comic! Wherein Sock defends his manhood.

A procedural dramedy about an adult film star who moonlights as an amateur detective entitled “It’s All Coming Together.”

Cherish good deeds (and good soup).

Girl, are you me, and am I the urge to stop scrolling long enough to take a bathroom break? Because you're acting like I don't exist.

British guys in the '90s were like, "She's all that and a bag of crisps!"

The judge was probably like, "Bro, you were meant to catch the sandwich with your mouth! It's not this dude's fault you never watched Scooby-Doo!"

Given the cost of groceries, I’d actually welcome someone throwing a sandwich at me.

“I’m fleeing NYC!” shout the only people wealthy enough to comfortably live in NYC.

This country is dealing with an empathy recession. But also, like, an actual recession.

“Catastrophes, wars, me and my party shamelessly looting the country… Anything!”

“I asked ChatGPT.” I asked YOU to not use ChatGPT in my presence, since it’s the reason I no longer have a job.

Is that written consent even express, bro?

A security guard in a world of anthropomorphic numbers is like, “This two shall pass.”

New comic! Wherein Jenkins self-congratulates.

They Soup

Maybe my brain would like me if it got to know me better.