Language, as we know it, has begun to sweat.

... so I said it sounds like he’s just feeding Prime Ministers to Larry the Cat and then his daughter started crying.

* Compacting...

Oliver Tree.

Congratulations everyone! Through decades of hard work, dedication, sacrifice and pulling together as a team, we've finally produced the words first trillionaire! #ElonMusk

Whomever named them "unit tests" and not "testicles" missed out.

Saying "read the room" to the Met Gala implies that it’s some sort of shared space. It isn't. It's their room, and they expect us to be doing the literary legwork.

The user's attempt at joke has passed without incident.

There are no flags in the room! The air feels very futuristic.

He was the type of person to say things like "Agentic SOC" out loud, in public.

SWAMP THE DRAIN!

#SNLUK if any of you are reading this, thank you. You're what we need right now.

The Great Stone Bridge of Avalor remains perfectly passable for all merchant caravans. The only thing currently prohibiting transit is the Ancient Red Greatwyrm perched on the middle arch incinerating everything that breathes. It is open for transit should the dragon not do that.

"Claude is down" is the new "Github is down". Pass it on.

People out here unironically asking if autocomplete in a while loop counts as consciousness.

Is the US preparing for war in the Middle East by moving troops and equipment into theatre, or is the US preparing for war in Europe by moving troops and equipment out of theatre. I guess we'll find out soon.

One of the many lessons from the Epstein files is that the rich and powerful both understand, and have, class solidarity.

Somebody needs to start a UK punk band named "The Smears" and title their first album "Ignore The Smears"

I used to be younger than Paul Rudd, and now I'm older than him. Explain that.

... saying that it was quote-unquote ""syntactically invalid.

Hi Jeffery, the guy from Space-X called. He wants your muffin recipe. He said something about "stage separation", whatever that means.

Battalions of riot police with rubber bullet kisses Baton courtesy, service with a smile Pushing little children with their fully-automatics They like to push the weak around Pushing little children with their fully-automatics They like to push the weak around - System of a Down

Play Nazi games, win Nazi prizes.

Dear Isaac Asimov. Now we have self-driving cars that are basically robots, we've figured out the real-world Law of Robotics. It's acceptable to kill humans provided the rate at which they do so is slightly lower than humans would otherwise so so.

Wait, is #TedCruz migratory?

They sold us individualism dressed as freedom to dilute our collective power.

When people say "you can't say that anymore" what they mean is "you can't say that anymore without catching a consequence".

The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.

An Italian R&B/Soul band called Rigatony!toni!toné!

If you want to know how far gone we are as a civilisation, this is considered a "motivational poster"

Barry White killed 60 Minutes. Pass it on.

Silly clunker! Art is for humans!

I'm calling it. 2026 is going to be the year of Linux on the desktop.

Spend enough time working with SIEMs and you'll understand that there is only one timezone. You just need to understand your relationship to it.

Adjusted Timberlake.

"Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal"

Hear me out... RAG knowledge base of your access credentials.

Tylenol Rapture.

At some point, relatively recently, our simulations stopped modelling reality and started producing it.

A dozen cartoon eyes in a thicket.

Think dangerously.

#Data is the new oil? No. Data is the old oil. Extracted with no regard for people or the planet, stored and shipped in ways almost guarantee a catastrophic spill, consumed in ways that are bad for both humanity and the word as a whole.

We've entered the "layoffs as a proof-of-concept" phase of the #AI hype cycle.

Fat Brando new album out now!

In Corpofascist America, the product consumes YOU!