They’re going to keep doing this “sorry we got caught” shit and it’s 100% Expedition 33’s fault for kickstarting this being “acceptable”

OOT REMAKE MEANS HIM IN 4K

"All new games are going to use NFTs in them just accept it." "All new games are going to use the Metaverse just accept it." "All new games are going to use the blockchain just accept it." I might - MIGHT - buy this line if they hadn't cried wolf way too many times.

Re: that last reskeet I'm interested in seeing what they do with the OoT remake, but I saw one take about how they thought it needed a remake because the OP "couldn't tell what they were looking at or judge depth perception" and that is the poster child for skill issues.

I’m gonna be real. Believing that older video games require constant remakes in order to be enjoyed in the modern day is the same school of thought as needing a live action remake of an animated film in order to watch it. It’s just completely pointless most of the time.

I'll do you one better: Have the current continuity Doctor change his own timeline. Get the First Doctor to leave Gallifrey as a younger man, without his granddaughter. Same character, new actor, new life course. One season of that. End the season with a regeneration into an all new Second Doctor.

Kamen Rider is just Doctor Who if The Doctor solved all their problems with a flying air kick.

Happy Pride to this Caravaggio self-portrait that made one man so gay he had to go to the hospital

i just saw a youtube comment saying 'I want to point out, given enough time, a bunch of apes did write Shakespeare" and I was like "...OH RIGHT"

I just want to live in the imagined sci-fi future where everything has big chunky buttons and weird tactile stuff instead of the touchscreen future where we barely know we're alive because all we see and touch are screens and we might even remove that with vr and the real world just slips away.

Shows are either cancelled as a Firefly or stay on the air long enough to jump the shark.

I know I'm out of the loop on Doctor Who because it's only today I learned that the Doctor regenerated into Billie Piper? I'm good staying out of the loop.

a big reason Trump’s ratings on this stuff are so, so terrible is that it’s completely his fault why is everything bad and more expensive than six months ago? he started a war he said he wasn’t going to start, the end

Hello Donald this is your communications director speaking. I am advising you today to please keep saying this shit

Thinking of making another OC based on an obscure 3E class but the problem is how few other people are fixated on swordsages and can appreciate it.

Every so often a new story pops up and everyone remembers that Elon is a white supremacist mass murderer who foments violence on his Nazi website. Then everyone forgets again.

basically everyone hates musk and zuckerberg. running against them is the biggest no-brainer of all time.

The strange link of causality from a bunch of well meaning eco-types buying the hot new EV to the Troubles 2 starting.

no democrats talking about the top gop donor helping to launch a race riot in belfast. what are we even doing here?

it's funny to read the "kids don't like old games because they look like doo-doo" spiel again because in my experience as both former kid and present uncle, incuriosity is not a thing kids are famous for having that's more of problem with adults.

Everyone knows that being a dino is way more comfertable than a stinky human~

I do appreciate a good pun name

I know the shows aren’t strictly related but I do have the belief that Wheel of Fortune gets all the Jeopardy contestants too dumb to be on Jeopardy

Re: that last reskeet Have been toying with the idea of TF via a gorgon petrifying someone and then sculpting them into a new form before restoring them to flesh in their new body.

petrification and dragon tf at the same time, or gargoyle tf .

Now that is a minotaur name

I made a Rhino today (No reason whatsoever, literally just cuz.)

How did Scooby Doo become this animated white whale that they keep chasing? Is there some C-suite out there just awash in nostalgia?

Hoping the Ocarina of Time remake is good like the Dragon Quest 3 HD-2D remake and not like the Dragon Quest 1&2 HD-2D remake or Dragon Quest 7 Reimagined.

A reminder that the Catholic institutional response to abuse, while lackluster, is not the worst even in the US

Now I feel like the asshole. Overeager spam filter flagged an email regarding a finished comm and I'm pretty sure the artist thought I left them on read.

Yay OoT remake, hopefully this will lead to a Majora’s Mask remake in the future. Oh no, we’re gonna have to go into the Shadow Temple & Bottom of the Well with these fancy updated graphics. I don’t want to deal with them, it’s gonna be spooky.

i have absolutely fucking had it with 100% of all of this shit. gambling websites, lies, cryptocurrency, rampant corruption, lies, deep fakes, lies, plagiarism, devaluation of expertise, lies, bile, abuse, violence, bombs, genocides, lies, plutocrats, oligarchs, and lies. fucking enough. rules time

WOLVES! Obviously the answer to the headline question is WOLVES.

that does sound like a fun art challenge 🤔

The raw milk thing is proof that you can trick conservatives into literally eating shit and liking it bsky.app/profile/prop...

They should make a video game where you jump on things and stuff.

Long noodle 🐉 #Art

maintaining a certain vigilance against AI art is very exhausting and like it's tough because sometimes the paranoia is actually accurate lol but also it's just such a mentally draining way to be. i don't wanna scrutinize everyone's drawings!! it's miserable!!! shit sucks! fuck this tech!

“yeah i can tell it was AI generated. how? just vibes, yeah. it has that certain gen-AI sais quoi”

Hope the HD Stalfos look scary af

I finally got around to restocking the Orc and Minotaur mugs in the shop... if you're into that kinda thing 😈

do NOT bother him while he's playing Dragon Quest VIII

The King of Evil (2022)

Being that Oz thinks God put him on Earth to sell snake oil and generally make life worse for everyone maybe watching TV and hanging out are the nobler pursuits.

Torn about that one game. On the one hand, runes and dragons. But survival and crafting on the other.

Xenoblade Genesis Final Fantasy VII Revelation Dragon Quest Deuteronomy Super Mario Leviticus

very happy to see that the oot remake sticks to its localized title in the german version