Umar Ditta
@umarditta.bsky.social
š¤ 494
š„ 191
š 2625
i write
pinned post!
Have you ingested poison and you need to make yourself throw up but you just can't? Try listening to "Girl, Youāll Be a Woman Soon" by Neil Diamond.
10 months ago
1
5
0
5 days ago
0
8
3
What in the hillbilly elegy is a Markwayne?
6 days ago
0
1
0
Kristi the Klown
add a skeleton here at some point
7 days ago
0
0
0
Hell yeah
7 days ago
0
0
0
reposted by
Umar Ditta
Dan Whitehead
7 days ago
Dusting off my theory that the reason the right wing press went so hard on portraying Media Studies as a "Mickey Mouse degree" in the 1990s is because they didn't want a generation of people growing up able to call out this bullshit.
add a skeleton here at some point
1
187
58
I feel like Frank Castle with a whole buncha guns on his wee table.
8 days ago
0
1
0
Iran Contra 2: Electric Boogaloo
add a skeleton here at some point
8 days ago
0
1
0
Do a pull up, bitch.
add a skeleton here at some point
8 days ago
1
0
0
Society (1989)
add a skeleton here at some point
8 days ago
0
0
1
I'm talking about the computery bollocks here and not my boys
@alkennedy.bsky.social
or
@al-ewing.bsky.social
. They do not cause grief.
add a skeleton here at some point
8 days ago
1
0
0
AI causes grief.
8 days ago
0
1
1
What's bill burr saying now?
add a skeleton here at some point
8 days ago
0
0
0
And, moments later, Pete came.
add a skeleton here at some point
8 days ago
0
0
0
Like, seriously, wut?
8 days ago
0
0
0
A US submarine sank an Iranian warship in the Indian Ocean with a torpedo. Speaking of pedos, did you know Trump was mentioned over 1,000 times in the Epstein files?
8 days ago
0
3
2
Inside you are two wolves. One's a doctor and the other a clown.
9 days ago
1
2
1
reposted by
Umar Ditta
Russell Hillman
3 months ago
These are my comics. Scripts by me, art by amazing people. You can buy them physically -
freaktowncomics.bigcartel.com
or digitally -
globalcomix.com/a/freaktown-...
Autobio, murder mystery, high-concept noir, short stories, monster mayhem, roller derby and epic slashers. Please share. Thank you.
0
3
6
The Israeli Army isn't "are we the bad guys?" but rather "can we be even badder guys?".
9 days ago
0
2
0
Lad didn't even make it to his probation meeting.
add a skeleton here at some point
9 days ago
0
0
0
reposted by
Umar Ditta
Preeti Chhibber
13 days ago
I donāt know how to use chatgpt etc but I imagine itās going to a website and typing āoh no what groceries do I buy please tell me false god for I am so weak I cannot go onā as your brain atrophies and leaks out of your ears from disuse and the machine is like ābuy eggs milk bread and a horseā
20
2173
681
Me: I think I might have a takeaway today. Blue Wave Skyers with an upside down American flag or a family pet as their profile pic: Let's hope not-my-president Donald Trump doesn't deliver your takeout because, buddy, he is the worst!!!
10 days ago
0
5
1
reposted by
Umar Ditta
jennifer uncoolidge
12 days ago
Never forget: 8 years ago a random person on Craigslist wrote the most effective ad for the Toyota Corolla, ever.
40
1773
571
"No stupid laws of engagement." declared Hegseth in the war crimes tribunal courtroom as he consumed the poisonous liquid in the small vial he had hidden on his person. He died in hospital soon after.
add a skeleton here at some point
10 days ago
0
4
1
Talk about a poor choice of words, sponsored Instagram advert.
10 days ago
0
4
0
reposted by
Umar Ditta
Faine Greenwood
10 days ago
new iconic meme format just dropped
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
65
2186
522
A bit of levity as the world attempts to implode.
add a skeleton here at some point
10 days ago
0
2
1
reposted by
Umar Ditta
Scott Horton
11 days ago
The NYT style guide
71
8218
3427
You know it's bad when nazi former-UFC fighter, and overall piece of shit, Jake Shields is off the MAGA bandwagon.
add a skeleton here at some point
10 days ago
0
1
0
I'm so happy that the boys are back
add a skeleton here at some point
11 days ago
0
0
0
We just booked our first holiday as a family of three for later on this year š
11 days ago
15
684
25
Hmmm...still just thinking about the Epstein files. I mean you can kill as many despots and bomb as many places as you want, I'll STILL be thinking about the Epstein files. You get me?
11 days ago
0
1
0
reposted by
Umar Ditta
Brantley Palmer
11 days ago
Thanks
@umarditta.bsky.social
for posting this!! Please check out the trailer for my upcoming underdog sports documentary, Contenders.
add a skeleton here at some point
0
2
1
reposted by
Umar Ditta
molly conger
11 days ago
world-altering decisions are being made by a cabal of gambling addicts hell bent on self enrichment no matter the cost to humanity, we should look into that.
add a skeleton here at some point
146
11791
4008
reposted by
Umar Ditta
Cameron šŗšøš½š¦
12 days ago
add a skeleton here at some point
15
1627
219
reposted by
Umar Ditta
Micah
12 days ago
the incentives here are so obscenely terrible that the entire thing should be illegal by default āI am sabotaging negotiations because I stand to make piles of money on Polymarketā is absolutely in play, what a horrifying clusterfuck
add a skeleton here at some point
25
4926
1403
reposted by
Umar Ditta
No true bill
12 days ago
If this is true, itās very clear that we want to destroy the possibility of a genuinely democratic opposition taking power, because we want to install that dog Reza Pahlavi as Shah
add a skeleton here at some point
21
752
179
Dubai getting got is giving me...conflicting feelings.
12 days ago
0
0
0
Iran right now.
12 days ago
1
1
0
reposted by
Umar Ditta
Paul F. Tompkins
12 days ago
tbf if my evil brain were shriveling to a walnut and I knew I could spend my probable last two years of life in a comfortable underground bunker Iād probably do some crazy shit too
0
604
40
reposted by
Umar Ditta
Kathleen Bachynski
12 days ago
Appalling. One doctor āsent Mr. Epsteinās sexual partners elsewhere for gonorrhea treatment so that when their cases were reported to public health authorities, they wouldnāt be tied to Mr. Epstein. Some doctors also shared patientsā private health information with himā
loading . . .
Elite Doctors Served Jeffrey Epstein While Treating His āGirlsā
https://www.nytimes.com/2026/02/28/us/jeffrey-epstein-doctors.html?smid=nytcore-ios-share
8
1154
431
reposted by
Umar Ditta
Rik Worth š»
12 days ago
James II at the Battle of the Boyne:
add a skeleton here at some point
4
23
8
reposted by
Umar Ditta
Chris Person
13 days ago
Joe Dante and Hideo Kojima are close seconds but no director was more right about the future of war than Barry Levinson with the 1992 box office flop Toys.
loading . . .
57
2787
871
If anyone calls you a nonce, just go bomb Iran. That'll shut up the haters.
12 days ago
0
0
0
If that fucking orange twat was to drop dead right now, that'll be fucking fan-fucking-tastic.
12 days ago
0
10
1
Was everyone who wants to bomb Iran in the Epstein files?
12 days ago
0
3
0
@pftompkins.bsky.social
oh my goodness... it's almost here. I can't wait to see what you and the guys bring to the anniversary season š
13 days ago
0
2
0
add a skeleton here at some point
13 days ago
0
1
0
AI is the mirror is IA. That's why you can never truly trust it to be on your side.
13 days ago
0
0
0
13 days ago
0
0
0
I'm glad scream 7 is getting horrible reviews. Not gonna watch it, mind you (well pay to watch it).
add a skeleton here at some point
13 days ago
0
1
0
Load more
feeds!
log in