My son just requested uppies from me for the first time ever! I feel so blessed.

I feel like we kinda sleep on MSP's If You Tolerate This being a total banger.

Csn under 16;year olds still use Letterboxd,?

Cape Verde goalkeeper

Cape Verde the only unbeaten team in World Cup history

Holy shit! Good on you, Cape Verde!

what supercuts/remixes of dropout content would be fun to see from us? from any property: game Changer, dimension 20, very important people, etc. 🤔

This’ll really upset both the teenagers on bluesky.

There are teenagers here? If this platform could wear a jacket it would be a tartan tweed number with leather patches, my bro.

After Japan battled the Netherlands to a 2-2 draw, the Japanese fans stayed behind and cleaned up every single piece of trash from their section at Dallas Stadium after the game. You LOVE to see it 🇯🇵 #WorldCup #Football #Soccer #RG3 #Love #sports #RGIII #RobertGriffinIII #Japan #Discipline

Also this is very much a distraction from the rise in fascistic content on social media and the government's lack of a plan to combat it.

I know people think this is a tin foil hat theory but I am personally sure these tech giants have only agreed because it means they can demand photo ID (or more) from *every* UK user. Biggest data grab in history?

But the Nazis can stay online. Fuck a duck...

The Labour government.

Banning kids from social media is similar to building bulletproof safe rooms and having active shooter drills in US schools. It doesn't really address the core issue, does it, lads?

His lovely lady lumps?

looooooooooooool

If anything Idiocracy was underselling how dumb it can get.

MMA fans trying to defend the debacle that is UFC Freedom 250.

Supergirl the latest to do this, with Call Me by Blondie. It's always the same fucking drums too.

Well APPARENTLY they only do cars and also I'm banned for life

AI overview wants you to know that he’s also perplexed by the fact that all his long term girlfriends turned out to be crazy bitches. AI overview can’t fathom, and is frankly hurt by, the fact that everyone other than “Rapey-Steve” is constantly cock-blocking him.

AI overview can’t play guitar. But AI overview 100% has an acoustic guitar to bust out when everyone’s had a couple of drinks too many to notice that and one girl is looking especially emotionally fragile.

AI Overview is that guy at the party you have to keep an eye on. You know that guy that wears a fedora and is way too pushy when he talks to women (who he calls "females" for reasons). Like you can't leave your drinks unattended around AI Overview.

Awesome. It looks like Old Testament God is showing up HARD for UFC Freedom 250 🤣🤣🤣

"well done they're 15 years old" but about the entire country of Curaçao

I had back pain then I had some biryani and I suddenly felt better. Biryani fixes back pain. Fact.

Ah, it looks like 2014 Germany was so long ago lol

We apologise for the lack of clarity in our position on generative AI.

🎶Grape, unalive It's just a pew-pew away It's just a pew-pew away🎶

Disclosure Day sequel in the works. I heard the title is going to be Datclosure Day.

I've ordered a wooden toy box for my baby and I'm pretty excited because I didn't have one as a child.

I wrote all of batman, spiderman and supernam comcis

The links don't seem to be working sadly. Hopefully this one does. You can get all the books here and support book shops at the same time. bookshop.org/beta-search?...

I don't see this sticking because this prick can fall in a barrel of shit and come out with billionaires funding him. www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...

This is the best song that has never featured in a David Lynch movie.

Current earworm youtu.be/TUva3ktkFyo

It would be hilarious if he died on his birthday. Just manifesting over here y'all.

Current earworm youtu.be/TUva3ktkFyo

Best of luck in the second half of football, Scotland. You're doing good right now.

I haven't pirated a UFC event in years and I'm not going to start that shit again tonight.

I love mixed martial arts and combat sports but I fucking hate the UFC.

We go live to the UFC Freedom 250 event at the White House where Donald Trump has a few words to say:

Please Use AI

Elon Musk is a TRILLIONAIRE 😍

Elon Musk is not a real life Bond villain. Bond villains are cool.

[taking the deepest possible breath] the Dutch East India Company was established in 1602,

Misinformation is everywhere. Listening to Hannah Spencer you realise how cynical & targeted it is. Confirmation bias of all who oppose her leads to most believing fake news without even an attempt of double-checking the 'info' they read. All it takes is a screenshot of her shirt & a reverse search.