Umar Ditta
@umarditta.bsky.social
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Have you ingested poison and you need to make yourself throw up but you just can't? Try listening to "Girl, You’ll Be a Woman Soon" by Neil Diamond.
9 months ago
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Gary Chud - comic writer
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📣 Available from 1 April 26 📣 Hey Bluesky! For the first time in six years I have a gap in my schedule. Available for writing gigs, so please share 🙏 I specialise in middle grade and adult SFFH, working with LEGO, Pratchett Estate, Cartem, BHP + more
[email protected]
Www.garychud.com
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Me talking about my baby.
about 6 hours ago
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The Traitors but the contestants can't be racist.
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grave of the fireflies
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Guys, STFU, pres. donny was obviously referring to this place.
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Hoping to bring my baby to this one so y'all better be prepared.
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Ahmed Raafat
3 days ago
Facebook reminded me that it’s been 3 years since we were “granted permission” to share our TFTQ pages (after 2+ years of delays) with promises that the physical full book would ship soon It hasn’t shipped yet
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Google overview AI is such a snowflake.
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3 days ago
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I'm in the last week of paternity leave but I am eating hot cross buns and watching over my sleeping child as they sleep peacefully in their Moses basket. Life's good.
3 days ago
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Mu reaction if anyone dared to gift me an ai personalised children's book "starring" my child.
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Gareth A Hopkins
4 days ago
His class was also given a 'prompt template' full of blanks for them to fill in, and Bill filled them alternately with 'Israel' and 'Netenyahu'. I will be buying him popcorn and a drink next time we go to the cinema.
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Gareth A Hopkins
4 days ago
Bill had been set homework over Christmas ro use ChatGPT to write a children's story. I was going to write in to his teacher with my concerns but Bill told me he'd sort it. Anyway, it turns out Bill wrote a fake prompt and then a children's story and passed it off as AI.
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Legit someone needs to go to the white house or margo largo or whatever the fuck and pile-driver trump through a table, pin him to become the next president of the united states.
4 days ago
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✨brit✨
5 days ago
lol goddamn
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Shout out to Billy Joel who sang one half of Piano Man and did nothing else in his career.
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gamera obscura
5 days ago
Let this radicalize you.
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R.I.Pee Brain đź’”
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Rob Delaney
11 days ago
🕯️My cousin Brian passed away last night. After a courageous 3 wk stint with ICE. He slipped on a fellow agent’s frozen peepee puddle & somersaulted many times in the air, yelling “yabbada yabbada yabbada” & tragically aspirating (a different) agent’s pee he’d been gargling. He hated women🇺🇸💔
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Heads up, dweebs, losers and virgins. The domain
ai.ai
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Whenever anyone mentions "White Monster" to me, I just assume they're talking about Hitler.
5 days ago
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It exudes 'small dick energy'.
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It exudes 'small dick energy'.
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Smooth Dunk
6 days ago
A Nazi (2026)
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So, how do you think Trump is gonna die? My money's on "pancaked by drunk dump truck driver".
7 days ago
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I wouldn't wish "going viral on bluesky" on my mortal enemy.
7 days ago
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I've got some amazing Turkish baklava to celebrate the birth of my child. Pop down to my house and I'll serve you a piece.
7 days ago
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2026 has already peaked for me ❤️
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8 days ago
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Smooth Dunk
8 days ago
typical ai use case
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2026 has already peaked for me ❤️
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8 days ago
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AI makes you dumb. If you don't believe me, go ask your chatbot on whether breathing is important or not, you fucking nerd.
8 days ago
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You too could be the VP of Gemini app, Google Labs and AI studio if you suffer from apparent brain damage like Joshie here.
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8 days ago
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I was visited by a demon of the past today.
9 days ago
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Alex Paknadel from off of comics
3 months ago
CYCLOPS #1 February 2026 Me
@rogeantonio.bsky.social
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Just an update. I'm doing good and I hope you are doing good as well. Expect for fascists. They can eat shit.
11 days ago
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Al Kennedy
15 days ago
He has a Viz name. Billy Binion, the Villain's Minion
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Okay, Fallout TV show, kudos on reintroducing the Deathclaw as a BMF.
16 days ago
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Phil Lewis
16 days ago
Mayor Jacob Frey: “To ICE, get the fuck out of Minneapolis.”
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dearbhla!
16 days ago
anyway give your money to trans ppl not graham linehan
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Ian Fay
16 days ago
a popular comic artist donating hundreds of euro to Linehan is gross and it sends a foul message to LGBTQ fans and readers.
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John Cullen
16 days ago
Mainstream comic people, stop being embarrassing challenge: impossible.
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bree
18 days ago
oof it's definitely THE Declan Shalvey who donated
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Ramon Villalobos
16 days ago
damn, declan shalvey possibly donating 400 dollars to the human goblin glinner would be nasty work. i suppose its none of my business other than the fact that i support trans people and glinner's entire existence is to do the exact opposite so donating a single cent to him would be disgusting imo.
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Matthew Hardy
17 days ago
Out in comic shops tomorrow - CYBERARCHY #2 Art by
@clarkbintart.bsky.social
. Letters by
@robjoneswrites.bsky.social
. Published by
@madcavestudios.com
Nonsense by Me.
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I am a soothsayer. I predict that elon musk will respond to the whole grok debacle with a gen-AI deepfaked meme. Possibly something from Rick and Morty.
16 days ago
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans)
16 days ago
all i want is a computer with more space that plays games better and (if portable) has better battery life. i have never met a someone buying a PC for non-specific work reasons who had any other concerns unit size was an issue years ago but we solved that problem a while back
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Dave Williams
17 days ago
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Today's wordle was shit. Barely a fucking word.
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