Hello from Morocco!

Why is it when you get past a certain age people can't understand having a romantic partner you don't live with? I always have to explain that my BF and I live in separate houses and don't have any plans to live together and we haven't been together a year yet anyway, and people just can't compute.

They were so little! www.whingewhingewine.co.uk/snow-joke-re...

I gave my dog the broccoli stalk last night and her trumps are actually eyewatering today

Last month, in summary: www.whingewhingewine.co.uk/december-202...

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My final monthly round up of 2025 - In which Fran is basically ill for three weeks and watches waaaaay too many Christmas films www.whingewhingewine.co.uk/december-202...

What is your resolution for 2026 then?

REMEMBER BINS

Do you remember when people would be up at 6am on Boxing Day for the Next sale? Absolutely batshit.

I bought one of my children a slinky so that I could spend Christmas Day untangling a slinky

Day 18! The FINAL DAY. And today, I'm reviewing the fine if you're into that sort of thing 'Love Hard'. And now, I rest. Merry Christmas x www.whingewhingewine.co.uk/love-hard-re...

Yes, I had noticed, on account of not being able to watch TV, play music, or turn the lights on. Merry Christmas you useless cunts 🎄

Still Day 17, but think of this as your Christmas Bonus. A Very British Christmas: Holy Shit, What a Bad Film That Was. www.whingewhingewine.co.uk/a-very-briti...

Day 17! Today is a very low budget retelling of A Christmas Carol - it's A CHRISTMAS KAREN. Not as shit as it looks, I actually laughed out loud. More than once. I may have been drunk, but it still counts. One more day to go, I can taste freedom! www.whingewhingewine.co.uk/a-christmas-...

Day 16 of Christmas Film reviews - were on the home stretch now lads! This will be my most controversial review I'm sure. What if Santa was in the Marvel universe and had a quarter of a million budget? Something TOO LONG and too sweary. www.whingewhingewine.co.uk/red-one-revi...

Day 15 of watching Christmas films until I realise I've done no actual planning for Christmas. And we're back to the Netflix Christmas romcom reviews I'm afraid! I have now watched Meet Me Next Christmas from start to finish, fuelled primarily by wine. www.whingewhingewine.co.uk/meet-me-next...

I just paid five pence for my Christmas veg in Lidl! Potatoes, sprouts, carrots, shallots, parsnips... JUST FIVE PENCE EACH. I paid another 90 quid for the rest of the shit my kids picked up but, come on, you have to be happy with 5p veg! The food waste bin is already excited about the sprouts.

***Day 14 of watching a Christmas film every day until I snap and choose violence*** Violent Night was exactly what I needed after weeks of beige pap. www.whingewhingewine.co.uk/violent-nigh...

Day 13 of reviewing a Christmas film every day until I am but a husk in a blanket Today, it is the eminently forgettable Vanessa Hudgens film The Knight Before Christmas. At least there's only one of her this time. www.whingewhingewine.co.uk/the-knight-b...

Also, I know lots of people have problems with “Love Actually,” and I get it, but @whingewhingewine.co.uk is showing on a daily basis why it’s the only Christmas movie I watch.

Day 12 of watching Christmas films until my boyfriend decides it's better if we see other people. Today, Overboard but make it festive. It is of course Lindsay Lohan in Falling For Christmas. www.whingewhingewine.co.uk/falling-for-...

Day 11 of watching Christmas films until I start hallucinating snow Today we ask: What if identity fraud was not just acceptable, but romantic? The answer is revealed in the truly awful The Princess Switch www.whingewhingewine.co.uk/the-princess...

Day 10 of watching Christmas films every day until I can't feel feelings anymore. I have ANOTHER winter cold. I wanted something enjoyable and harmless to watch which wouldn't tax my poor cotton-wool brain, and Single All The Way was recommended. www.whingewhingewine.co.uk/single-all-t...

Day 9 of my Christmas films reviews... Taking a quick break from Netflix, this time I popped over to Amazon Prime to see what their big Christmas movie for 2025 - Oh What Fun - was truly as bad as everyone said. And I can confirm that yea, it kind of is. www.whingewhingewine.co.uk/oh-what-fun-...

Day 8 of watching Christmas films til my eyes bleed: A Castle For Christmas. A frozen-faced author moves to a village in Scotland where no one has the same accent and geography doesn't exist. 4.5/10: Scottish people may be entitled to compensation. www.whingewhingewine.co.uk/a-castle-for...

Holidate has been repeatedly suggested by people following my much-revered Christmas Film Review series and to be honest I thought I'd already seen it. Evidently, I hadn't. So today, along with my boyfriend, my dog and my hangover, I watched it in bed. www.whingewhingewine.co.uk/holidate-fil...

Day six of 'watching Christmas films and reviewing them every day until I am sectioned' and I went into Our Little Secret with my guard up and my standards low. I was happily surprised. www.whingewhingewine.co.uk/our-little-s...

I defy any middle aged woman to go through a break up without Stevie Nicks

***Day 5 of reviewing bad Christmas movies*** And this time, it's the turn of 'Best Christmas Ever'! Working title: A Festive Lesson in Why You Should Never Let Men Choose Films Based on Old Crushes www.whingewhingewine.co.uk/best-christm...

Throwback to when I was feeling fancy and let the kids select a Christmas decoration in John Lewis - and my son inexplicably chose a sparkly one with his star sign on it, so now we have a single no-context bauble on our tree celebrating our love of cancer.

Day number four of reviewing Christmas films 🎄🍷 This time we have 'Champagne Problems', whose USP is that it's set in France. I didn't hate it. Nb. It's much easier to write a scathing review than it is to write one for a film that was ok. www.whingewhingewine.co.uk/champagne-pr...

Today's shit Christmas film review is 'The Merry Gentleman'. If you're thinking that sounds like the name of a male strip troupe, then you are correct. Although I gave it a 4/10, I absolutely hated the ending. Please do not show this to your daughters. www.whingewhingewine.co.uk/the-merry-ge...

Just paid my self assessment tax so excuse me if I temporarily become less of a socialist than normal. I'll be ok next week.

The people asked, I delivered: www.whingewhingewine.co.uk/hot-frosty-r...

I'm sorry about your vag but that is one unfortunate typo

I have watched six Christmas films this week and I Believe In Santa is possibly the worst Christmas film I've ever seem. Or just worst film. Anyway, I reviews six Christmas films for you (including that one, absolute dogshit). Enjoy! www.whingewhingewine.co.uk/christmas-fi...

I promise you are not mentally prepared for what this 2million quid terraced house in Devon looks like inside www.chestertons.co.uk/properties/2...

Did you get a top 0.05% fan rating on Spotify or are you normal?

...and this is why for her birthday, my 12 year old got her own Spotify account.

I apologise wholeheartedly that this month's update has somehow stretched to nearly 2000 words. I don't expect anyone to read it, to be fair. However, if you're interested in what I've been up to, then here you go! www.whingewhingewine.co.uk/november-202...

Dear @jamiesmart.bsky.social, my sister has asked me to ask you to please do a book about maths because it may well be the only way my nephew will ever learn it. Thanks and kind regards

My collection of people upset about the budget. Have a heart for Eimear, in her six bed Knightsbridge home. Where will she store her antiques! Or what about Paul, 56, retiree who has paid millions in tax and wears a lovely Aston Martin gilet - but 2.5k will ruin him. Or for fucking Barry.

Can't believe my beloved B&M is also complicit in erasing Christmas because of the muslamics 😤😤 I didn't fight two World Wars for this. Where will I buy all my glittery dog statues now?!

Tea, pop tarts and telly in bed. Kids haven't stirred, a whole day of wandering in the cold and wet obviously knackered them out.

Yesterday I had to be up and out of the house quickly so I went to bed super early and couldn't move when my alarm went off... Nothing much to do today so I stayed up too late watching TV and woke up at 6. You can all fuck off.

Can someone explain wtf this on my release radar is pls open.spotify.com/track/02gr92...

I feel like I should make an effort to put down roots, make some local friends... I feel like maybe I want to join a book club but one where we do the wine drinking bit but maybe not the reading bit. Or a running club without the running. Is that a thing?

Dress Me As A Tellytubby, Use The Noo-Noo On My Clit, And Cover Me In Your Tubby Custard It's 5:00PM

Bit chilly innit fam