I forgot the town was doing water main work and woke up to Archer climbing on top of me whining as the house shakes like it's in one of those 1920s gym machines. Good morning 2am. It's awful to see you.

Archer got his wish and we're down in the ravine. Love seeing mystery tarps

As always, Green Party is gaining so there will be no election soon.

My life motto

This is so creepy and weird. Also just an incredibly self-absorbed non-story to chase. People stopped liking Canadaland because Jesse lost his mind and the subreddit reflects that. But no, for Jesse, it can’t be that. It has to be a conspiracy of other journalists making anonymous hate posts!!

Chicken Boo is amazing and I will always love them.

“When drivers think no one is watching, that’s often when risky behaviour happens." Yes officer, that is why many of us are begging for more traffic enforcement around here. People know there is none outside of these irregular operations and they'll almost always get away with it.

I've been thinking for half the day it's Sunday. It's not! And I have tomorrow off! What!

Congratulations to the Bulldogs for winning the Hamilton Spectator Trophy. Look at this beautiful trophy for being regular season champions:

Remember the NHL? It's back! In POG form.

Too many people went to the US for March break. I did not come here to work.

It is a fox. What the fuck.

What the hell is yelling outside my window

The Maple Leafs have made a trade!

I should probably do my taxes. Eventually

Oh. A board member for a private courier takes over the public post office and all of a sudden it's out of money? Where have I heard that before?

Oh I'm sure people will love the Islanders affiliate more than they did the Habs.

DOGE, Canada style. In a dangerously unpredictable world, cutting the federal civil service seems bottom line short-sighted.

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I picked up a corporate truck at just the right time.

We're back to "is it the start of the purge or is a bridge going up?"

We veer into a little non-Lightning territory today as former maniging editor Acha sits down with @juliedicaro.bsky.social to talk about the US Men's hockey team. #NHL

For a company that's crying broke they're sure set on spending $1000 to fight a $200 grievance.

Pretending like you are going to war instead of a baseball tournament and then losing at baseball is super funny

Guess the US didn't love the military enough

So I know how to entertain the kids on March break or what?

It's new glasses day! Holy shit I can see again.

How do bortposters keep up with the news like that?

The wind-chill is -16. That face won't work on me.

Former Federal Worker Reacts to EMBARRASING Doge Bro Deposition New deposition clips reveal how inexperienced "DOGE bros" helped cancel more than $100 million in research grants after Trump’s executive orders targeting DEI-related funding. 🧵

Very happy my kids were young before all this tiktok Instagram shit started.

The Bread and Roses Strike and the Triangle Shirtwaist Fire This week on Labor History Today: From the fiery tragedy that shocked the nation—the 1911 Triangle Shirtwaist Factory fire—to the powerful solidarity of the 1912 Bread and Roses strike in Lawrence, Massachusetts. We’ll also hear how a re

Can't wait for the episode of @thegoodspod.bsky.social where Rivers makes everyone drink this.

Have the Leafs defense protect it. There'll be opening all over the place.

It is the anniversary of the My Lai massacre today. I'd say that even more than most years, it's important to remember what happened. And the role Hugh Thompson, an active serviceman, played in both stopping and publicising it. Despite enormous military, political and public pressure to stay quiet.

He looks like all of the brothers from malcom in the middle rolled into one

The US WBC team are the people who aren’t in on the joke and think Team America: World Police is for serious and not a comedy.

I know there are six seasons but I could use more dark side of the ring episodes.

Sad to see the Ides of March becoming commercialised like this. I really feel like we're losing track of the true spirit of the holiday. It's not about how many knives you can stick in a tyrant all at once, it's about the whole community coming together to stab the tyrant as many times as possible.

When you haven't been walked in 2 hours.

Me, at work.

I WARNED YOU

I love that the toll rates on the Gordie howe bridge for cars will be half of what it is for the ambassador. Just really sticking to that jackass.

Cooper Cove gas discovered light speed. Wyoming is now the king state.

Oh no

CUPE 1287 is hosting a forum on privatizing water systems. I mean, our private trash and recycling has been top of the game for residents and workers so why not bring that level of service to our drinking water?

The best part is all those “run government like a business” people are also in favour of tax cuts. Find me one business in history whose first priority is to tank their own revenue. Moronic.