Ah. So that's why my socks were wet

Mitch Marner died on the way back to his home planet

Icy roads, take me home To the place, where FUUUUUUUUUU AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!! WWOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck, oh my god that was close Take me home, icy roads

It seems like we're back to having a proper winter and I for one, hate it.

At the forefront of every Leafs fan's mind tonight should be that Mikko Rantanen would be on their team if it weren't for Mitch Marner

Besides, I think the penguins are still pissed at Donny for the tariffs he levied on them.

Paige Bueckers (Dallas Wings, Breeze FC) is donating $50,000 to relief efforts organised in response to ICE raids in her hometown of Hopkins, Minnesota. On Monday Bueckers won $50,000 in the #Unrivaled free throw competition after successfully scoring 13 free throws. (Source @brwsports)

Discworld QOTD, from Going Postal "You should promise to do the impossible, because sometimes the impossible was possible, if you could find the right way, and at least you could often extend the limits of the possible. And if you failed, well, it had been impossible."

I'm tempted to sign up for the "make them do a podcast" tier just so Him-Boos becomes weekly. There's too much Supernatural!

-laughs nervously in Ukrainian- So er, I don't want to be alarmist my Canadian friends but it's not a GREAT sign when the superpower next door starts talking about how the people of a resource rich region of yours yearn for the freedom to join them and suggesting referendums...

I couldn't sleep last night so I just watched videos of people fighting back against ice and I hope everyone's safe today in Minneapolis and Minnesota. It's heartbreaking and heartwarming all at the same time, but seeing so many people getting involved... Solidarity to all of you staying home.

"instant hardcore following" Uh.....let's double check the AHL.Bulldogs attendance again.

Dr. Benson in the morning those first few weeks.

Tell me your pets name in a gif

A large percentage of us learned about the Tulsa Massacre in recent memory because of an HBO show, so I all think that we can stand to learn more history. But history is also full of people like you and me, who saw a broken world and fought to fix it. Learn about them too

Throwback to the time I won hockey tickets and the city put my twitter handle on the envelope.

I've never hated a US Hockey team more than this one for both political and non-political reasons. '98 Nagano Vibes. its already hard to be all U-S-A, U-S-A right now And then hockey man Bill Guerin thinks he can cover-up Americas skill disadvantage with, uh, grit Google Guerin cover-up for more

What about the loneliness epidemic among hands? Nobody talks to the hand any more.

If you list a building for sale for $1, you should be forced to accept the offer for $1

they're just rolling out a new Skarsgard every year

In other news, come to Dollarama for a great deal on an annual subscription to ChatGTP and Microsoft Co-Pilot

Isn't it odd that the US wants NOTHING to do with Communism which is defined as the govt overseeing the methods and means of commercial productivity while their govt is demanding Nvidia and US Steel, pay 'tribute' to the government by allowing Trump to have final say over how they run the business?

Don Quixote: "this guy gets it!"

The NHL has had a salary cap for two decades and that hasn't stopped teams like the Devils and Oilers from sabotaging themselves for the dumbest possible reasons. Teams like the Pirates and White Sox aren't just cheapos but they outright yell "we're unserious and don't care about winning"

Mafia goon: Nice house you got here...it'd be a shame if something happened to it Media outlets: Mafia goon rules out use of force. Expresses regret at the mere thought of it

Checking Bsky like

Think of the legacy… 7 National Championships 11 SEC Championships 30 seasons of Power Rangers

one of the worst things about so many canadians being glued to cnn and msnow is that they import that approach to politics, such that you can’t ever criticize the libs or carney because they’re your team even when they absolutely need to be pushed to do better.

There is no bigger loser shit in the world than complaining about RTs, likes, and followers. "Oh, I can't leave the child porn Nazi site because I have so many followers. Think about my engagement!" You can, though, because who cares.

Kids got me Capybara slippers for my birthday, so that means archer got new friends.

In 2023, Canada and Denmark formally recognized split ownership of the tiny uninhabited arctic island Hans Island, forming a new land border. And I ask you this: what was the point of all that if Canadians can't start confusing everyone by saying stuff like "our neighbours, the Danish"

Lest Canadians want to feel smug about this, please remember that the cops were sent to someone's house for "threatening"... a statue.

Thank god he's firing tens of thousands of public workers to find this bullshit.

Gary Larson: In my cartoon I invented Cow Tools as a cautionary tale Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools

COW TOOLS COW TOOLS COW TOOLS

Ford to Carney: “Interfering in lower orders of government is MY thing!”

Got to play hockey on a roof 10 years ago. Also saw Garret sparks absolutely go to town on a big plate of mozzarella sticks.

Taking all my fitness advice from somebody who was on the juice so hard that he needs a machine to keep his heart operational in his 50s.

Bortposters are fast

So is the Vice President of the NFLs kid the AGM of the football Avalanche or something?

Clearly everyone is invested in this game. 4 cars have crossed the bridge since OT started.

So when no one wins in overtime, is there a field goal kicking contest?

I forgot my phone charger and I had to buy one at a Niagara falls hotel lobby store and I'm officially bankrupt.

Good God there's more game of thrones shit? I thought we all forgot it existed 10 minutes after the finale

Bluesky 2023: you're watching sportsball during a time of worldwide democratic decline? interesting. Bluesky 2026: GO BILLS KEEP POUNDING BEAR DOWN FUCK THE PACKERS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS ABOLISH ICE

The laces were out.

I'm not a huge football fan but I love a close game. This is something.

Oooooo