Teamsters Just Beat the Zoo: How a 2-Day Strike Won a Massive Raise After a high-stakes @Teamsters strike and a federal lawsuit over animal care retaliation, workers with @Teamsters727 secured major raises and more at the Brookfield Zoo in Chicago. 🧵

One compliment to Winnipeg: They still have Robins Doughnuts.

"Billy, this is Addison Barger. He's one of the best hitters in baseball. His only defect is that every time he tries to run he breaks his ankles and every time he throws a ball he breaks his elbow because his muscles are too big for his bones."

Proud the team I support in turn supports this important public policy.

Jason kenney couldn't hold these freaks together and danielle smith is somehow much stupider than even he is. It was always gonna go down like this.

“The Elder Scrolls” is what they say about you when you’re on your phone!

Sitting next to someone from Red Deer and comparing our premiers. He won for the worst, but I put up a fight.

How small are those eggs?

It should be mandatory to yell "they're pooping!" when someone takes a speakerphone call in the bathroom. I just flush during the call, but I should get bolder.

The fuck does Doug Ford know about using transit?

Today my banking app gave me a helpful and not at all enraging "tip" that said "Heads up! You've been saving less lately, start saving for tomorrow, today." I KNOW, BANKING APP! HAVE YOU SEE THE STATE OF THE WORLD!?!?

I want us all to think about this. Think about who actually benefits from the supposed time savings of forced “A.i.” use and how it degrades our actual experience and growth.

Went out west to watch an OHL game

I don't plan the most exciting trips, but I enjoy them.

Yeah or not.

Men should get more hobbies! (Men develop the dumbest hobbies imaginable which are also dangerous.) Okay, I take it back. Men should just stick to watching sports in a pub. We are not to be trusted developing novel hobbies.

It's May, Manitoba. It should be shorts weather. Get with the program.

most hockey fans know the Anaheim Ducks were originally called the Mighty Ducks of Anaheim after the disney movie, but only a few are aware that the New York Rangers were originally called the Chip and Dale Rescue Rangers of New York

“Diversity of thought” is an expression invented by conservatives to imply that rejection of their ideas is a form of bigotry

Hey thanks Jordan!

Happy Birthday to all the moms out there.

It's the 34th anniversary of the Westray Mining Disaster. 26 men were killed because of managerial negligence, government corruption, and ignorance of warnings. The Westray Law from 2004 made it so managers and owners would be held liable for workplace deaths. No jail time has been served.

09-05-1992 CANADA: An underground explosion takes the lives of 26 miners in Pictou County, Nova Scotia. A public inquiry into the Westray Disaster blames politicians, managers and bureaucrats for creating “a predictable path to disaster.” thecanadianencyclopedia.ca/en/article/w...

Not to victim blame but this balloon does feel like it's asking for trouble

I went here once but it left a real sour taste in my mouth

Done work for the next 11 days. No work for Adam. Don't even ask.

I've never felt more seen.

Just fun to pet your dog and find a massive tick in that fur. Dude just loves to roll in the grass.

Ted Turner gets favourable eulogies despite being a billionaire because A) he sorta made his money fair and squarish, as these things go and B) then spent it on things he loved: classic movies, baseball, cartoons, pro wrestling, wildlife conservation. That's what rich people are supposed to do

Draft lottery Bortposting

Eating delicious pancakes...

A conspiracy theory that I believe is that when an athlete gets an off-the-field injury and says it was from "playing with their kids" or "tripping over their dog" or "doing yardwork" they are covering for some real stupid shit they shouldn't have been doing

7 dollar gas. Well, I guess I'll buy an electric car. Oh those are 60 thousand dollars? Well at least electricity is cheap. Oh the government won't build solar panels because it's "Too transgender"? Well at least wages are going up. Oh the idea of jobs is fake now? Well at least everyone is happ

Leafs really sacrificed Sundin to Vancouver only so he could rise again 20 years later and steal their first overall pick.

Things that happened after the Leafs won the draft lottery in 2016: 1) I started taking 2 pills a day forever 2) My wife and I separated for 4 months 3) I lost my job

The NHL Draft Lottery: the only time we win anything.

i revoke every joke i've made about this team. we're going to win the Cup and live for ever. fuck all of you

Boston getting nothing is gleeful as fuck!

With the first overall pick of the 2026 NHL draft, from the Tokyo Katanas, the Toronto Maple Leafs select Taro Tsujimoto

Pelley is gonna ask ChatGPT who the best player in the draft is and he’s gonna pick someone who doesn’t exist

i would give anything to have the blogging ecosystem of 2002 back again

It’s like putting lipstick on a pig. It makes it incredibly sexy and fuckable.

You know who deserves baseless optimism for their extremely weird hiring process for a guy that hasn’t been in the league in six years? The Toronto Maple Leafs.

May 4 - The Day that Changed the World On this day in Labor History the year was 1886. That evening a worker’s rally in Chicago Illinois became known as the Haymarket Tragedy. On May 1, workers from across the city and country had held massive rallies for the eight-hour day. Two days later,the po

You're not longing for the 90s, you just want to solve mysteries while having sexual tension with Gillian Andersen. It's a universal feeling.

It's telling that Chayka is getting grilled like this while Quenneville and Bowman were served up softballs to talk about charity work they did or whatever.