Okay Oreo. Let's slow our roll here.

This is how you treat Nazis. You don’t debate them respectfully, you tell them to fuck off and run them out.

Get these fuckin ice commercials off of my TV, man. "You ever been so much of a bitch that you're afraid of taking public transportation that you need to conceal carry? Join ice and make up for your lack of coping skills."

The @pwhlsceptres.bsky.social schedule came out today. Find and date and go, it'll be an amazing time no matter what. www.pensionplanpuppets.com/road-trip-se...

I grew a punk tomato

Danny Elfman is the Mariah Carey of Halloween.

Fundraising is not leadership. Fundraising is not pushing back.

If you have a moment, there's a House of Commons petition to "Launch a full parliamentary inquiry into the finances and actions of Canada Post, including executive pay, conflicts of interest, fiscal mismanagement, & compliance with the Canada Post Corporation Act" www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en...

As Canada Post workers fight for their rights against management and government, some returned to work in NL to find mail-in ballots. “[We wanted] to make sure that other people's Charter rights and constitutional rights are not being trampled on, the way that ours have been for the last 22 months”

MLB wouldn’t let the Jays play in primetime if it was the World Series so I think it’s probably time to stop getting mad about start times.

Okay. This time I will finish it.

I wasn't able to get to Ottawa today but thank you to my fellow brothers, sisters, & members from CUPW, the CLC, & many other unions for marching on parliament today to show this anti-labour government we will not be silenced @mark-carney.bsky.social @chrisbittle.bsky.social @pattyhajdu.bsky.social

(bluesky user bursts into Waffle House) OH SO YOU HATE PANCAKES??

1. What these people consider middle class is probably not you. 2. Nothing for our most vulnerable at all. 3. Zero relief on every day needs costs. 4. Throwing the environment under the bus. Don't even get me started on rights or capitulating to the orange menace. Fuck the bank weasel.

Did scientists ever conclude why cows had so many abungas during the ‘90s?

THE RIYADH COMEDY FESTIVAL I came, I "saw", I laughed!

Every single sports team uses geographic gating to try and stop opposing fans from buying tickets and I think it’s fine to stop treating it as a story now

At a time where it feels like we're losing, we need to remember our victories that not only have happened in the past, but continue to exist today. Thus I give you, California Condor 926 of the SoCal flock. Great grandchild of Condor # 1. We as humanity can still do good things. #birds

McDavid Bortposting

Border is fucked up tonight. Customs had a software update that broke everything and they can't process trucks. Guys have been living in the customs plaza since Monday. Just stay away from peace / queenston bridges.

🚨The brave activists on board the flotilla have asked for all eyes to stay on them tonight as they near the danger zone. There's a tracker here: globalsumudflotilla.org. And YouTube feed here: tinyurl.com/33v877d6.

from the 30th anniversary Playstation book, a photo of an unreleased design prototype for the PS2 and let me tell you -- that's a blue Dreamcast.

[A farmer looks out his window at the For Sale sign down the end of his long driveway. Soybeans are rotting in his fields; there are no workers to pick them and no markets to sell them. Fox & Friends blares on the tv in the background.] "This is what Jesus would've wanted," he says confidently.

David Cross folks.

Niagara Falls. Just completely given up.

please stop sharing the walmart AI video. it's deeply fucked up. like you're all participating in active brainwashing

*Shouting from the rooftops* THE LCBO DOES NOT TAKE TAXPAYER MONEY TO OPERATE. IT GIVES PROFIT BACK TO THE PROVINCE. MY GOD.

Give me articles or give me death

There's now a clear 1A and 1B in terms of all-time Blue Jays clinching interview quotes

DELIVERS? NEVER! QUITS.

Graphic design is my passion

I feel like we need another dumb Bodega take on here. Been way too long since someone from new york has been like "only in NYC do cats have whiskers, one of the reasons were the best citu in the world"

Lions fans wearing “GOD’S FAVOURITE TEAM” shirts is CRAZY, that would be like me claiming the Leafs are God’s favourite team

You can't joke about anything anymore. Because you signed a multi figure contract with the Saudi government that said they wouldn't pay you if you did.

Demands for the private sector to take over government services are usually because someone wants to make a profit from the service, and has promised taxpayers 'private sector efficiency' will make it cheaper. (Private sector efficiency means pay workers less and/or provide less service).

Nature is healing

With Pete Davidson getting a big check to do the Riyadh Comedy Festival, the Saudis are finally paying reparations for 9/11. And jokes like that aren’t allowed at the Riyadh Comedy Festival.

25 years ago my wife and I were on a trip to London. She chased some pigeons in Trafalgar square and two flew directly into a baby carriage. What if this person is that baby all grown up trying to face their fears?

TRUMP [reading this]: he's right. that is what I should focus on

if wrestling is fake explain this 🤼

Blue Jays Bortposting

William Nylander, a Toronto Maple Leafs veteran, knows how to prepare for yet another Toronto Maple Leafs season

He should be removed from parliament, kick him out of caucus at the very least.

The Saints are playing the Bills tomorrow I gather. The Falls are full of southern accents and people in purple LSU gear being smack talking Mississippi fans and vice versa. Enemies today, fellow fans tomorrow

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Out of curiosity I checked the NHL rulebook and there is no requirement that players are human. So yes, a dog could play in the NHL.