It ain't even sports entertainment anymore. It's a big commercial dressed up in wrestling boots. Fan participation isn't reacting to the match, it's chanting for Death Breathe™ during the Mountain Dew™ presents WrestleMania™ Night One Kickoff™

We have a silly little wrestling trivia show and we raised $200 for an injured minor league hockey player. I don't have much of a foothold in this space as I used to but I'm glad I'm still a part of this.

The Wipe Bomb Promo

Lost one of my more valuable clients today. Cheer me up by donating to Ethan Berry and watching Quizplex. (You can literally buy victory via charitable donations on my trivia show, you think I'm not gonna try and monetize a sympathy guilt trip?)

what if i told you, through the power of forensic analysis, we are closer than ever to knowing the exact Far Side cartoon that is making Sting smile in this iconic photo. 🧵 👇

The Lion King 3: Simba in Space

It ain't even sports entertainment anymore. It's a big commercial dressed up in wrestling boots. Fan participation isn't reacting to the match, it's chanting for Death Breathe™ during the Mountain Dew™ presents WrestleMania™ Night One Kickoff™

Yep that's Pedro Pascal.

It's gonna be another fuckin mystery wrestler in a black hoodie.

Vanessa Carlton driving a piano should be unlockable in all racing video games.

My biggest flex is appearing in a Speedvlog.

One of my biggest regrets in life is not starting to vlog earlier in my wrestling career. If you've ever considered it, start right now. Capture all of the good and bad moments and store them on the internet. Even if it's just for yourself. I promise it'll be worth in 5 years.

Early exposure to intergender wrestling was not an experience I care to relive, and it took me some time to shake that stigma of what I saw. I've since learned to appreciate that intergender matches have so much more potential for dimension. A ripe creative field. I hope AEW comes around.

A tabletop WWF hockey game and The Goon wasn't even on the roster yet.

These folks will do everything to convince you that they're an artist except actually fucking try.

I think my most objective take about him is that he doesn't offer anything that AEW doesn't already have. Then again, I feel the same way about him and the WWE roster, so maybe I just don't like him.

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Watching the Gimmick Battle Royal. Wrestling fans are lucky that Bobby Heenan was happy in this space. Could have succeeded in any other entertainment field.

Sort of gives away the lie that they're arresting hardened criminals who are drags on society when they're setting up traps to lure in Good Samaritans

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"I can do no wrong! Vince McMahon loves me!" is the strangest hubristic phrase I've ever read.

HAL JORDAN: In brightest day, in blackest BEASTIE BOYS: NIGHT! HAL JORDAN: No evil shall escape my BEASTIE BOYS: SIGHT! HAL JORDAN: This is awkward because when I invited you I thought I was messaging Beast Boy from the Teen Titans.

The staunchest defense of WWE using gen ai for this gimmick is "lol omg that's the joke!!!1" Cool. Well the joke is shitty, and could have kept a family of four hydrated for the week. Fucking MORONS.

was talking about jobbers and was like i should go rewatch the gimmick battle royal. and they had an AI overview of the entrants of the gimmick battle royal. i am losing my mind lmao

I should have been a botanist.

*headbutts the fucking keyboard*

Have I told you about my "make the AEW trios division intergender" agenda?

Suddenly reminded of that magical time that Billy Kay thought she was in the Riot Squad.

Me with a time machine is just hitting concerts. www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxil...

Update: The federal indictment against Kyle Wagner confirms our reporting, that Wagner was arrested and charged with cyberstalking right-wing agitator Jayden Scott (who allegedly stalked a Minnesota reporter before this) and NOT federal agents. /

TIL that a blocked tear duct is like getting punched in the eye but without a cool story.

gonna peace out now to avoid spoilers, but I've never been more ready 🍿 see y'all tomorrow! #AEWGrandSlam 💇‍♀️💇💇‍♀️💇 🤼

The highlight of Money in the Bank 2017 lmao

lowkey this actually slapped if you were of a certain age and lived through a certain metal era

maybe one of the best wrestling theme songs of all time

This era of WWE was so bad but goddamn does this song slap

Generals gathered in their masses, The DOWs over fifty thousands,

Vis a vis Brody King vs MJF at Grand Slam: calling Buddy Murphy with the assist, but I don't know for who.

The rumors that Brody King was kept off AEW Dynamite by WBD were vehemently denied to me. I'll add more context as soon as I'm able

One of the biggest complaints of disenchanted MCU fans is how every viewing feels like it requires homework. Sounds like the Russos have learned the opposite lesson.

Could unsavory reports of WBD involving themselves in AEW force an audible in the Men's World Title scene? JPJ and Pluggo talk #AEWGrandSlam tonight on @B2Beards! YouTube.com/LoveWrestlingCA