It's unfortunate that Liberty University is the only American college I've ever been to (for work), but it's so fun to see them get owned. I stand by my assertion at the time that the culture shock in Lynchburg was more jarring than Shanghai.

Good strategy to use Varland for the heart of the order in a quick eighth, but that does leave it up in the air who you use for the heart of the order the ninth. 🤪

Being out hit 11-5 but winning 2-1 is a refreshing change of pace. Also LOL.

Big news for my fellow olds who won't have to learn another game for a while yet. New Diablo 2 expansion and new witcher 3 expansion in back to back years? Sign me up.

Spencer nooooooo, how could you?

Ah yes, this Jays offense will definitely kill me.

FFS Jays, I'm dying here ..

I don't say this lightly, but what a smarmy bag of dicks that man is. Good god, I'm surprised the microphone didn't become self aware and run for its life.

Black, white, green, red, blue, and colourless.

Neil Breen's Justice League

See, just enough to still be losing... But closer!

I'm sure the Jays will score again eventually.

When I was a kid bullies would just throw people's shoes on the power lines... This seems pretty extreme.

Time for the biannual blind tax. Over a grand for this year's sunglasses and glasses purchase that accommodates my strong prescription and various material allergies. Ouff, but thank god for titanium I guess?

That's the spirit lads, gets those runs in.

It's satisfying in a nerdy way to me that the union jack has rotational symmetry but not reflection symmetry, whereas the Canadian flag has no rotational symmetry but has reflection symmetry.

It remains so odd to me that the USA doesn't have a central non-partisan election agency to draw districts. I mean, I understand why the racist trash in charge has prevented such things, but oufff.

For no particular reason, one of my favourite things on the internet is the nickname list for all timers like Jordan and Shaq on basketball reference.

Nancy 4/24/26

Monday's in office day with all the particularly obnoxious Sens fans will be 🥳🥳🤭🤭🤗🤗😈😈

LeBron James is older than I am and just got his second double double of the playoffs. Age has come for me and Scherzer, but it's nice to know that father time has Ind spots.

Hmmm, I fear the Toronto Bisons are unlikely to repeat as AL champs.

Remember everyone, not only is it easier than ever to sail the seven seas, you have a moral imperative to be more discerning about which studios you give your money too.

I think it's pretty funny that I probably won't be able to tell the difference between an actual info wars headline and a satirical onion Infowars headline.

Good lord you fucking clowns...

A deal's a deal. I don't even care if they call it the "popmaxxing chicken mog bundle". Have at it!

Imagine being able to score runs. What a world that would be.

Man stuff today sure does suck. They don't make things like they used to. Remember when the economy was good???

Watching the US's most slimy fascists complain about the pope like "oh, now that we are the authoritarians you don't like us either?" Is going to break my brain. When I was a kid half of what I heard about John Paul was his anti-communism! All he did was intervene in politics!!! Ahhhhhhhh!

Me: The Jays are unfairly cursed this year no other team has had this kind of injury luck. Other teams:

In Parable of the Talents, the authoritarian president runs on a promise of "making America great again". The series sure is a trip in 2026....

Sigh....

All this tells me is that fighting with stupid morons who insist that AI isn't useless for my job will become a core part of my job going forward.

These delightful scamps are at it again

Corbin can fuck off but I'd like to see at least 4 runs tonight so I can blame him instead of the sleepy bats.

Cargo shorts are practical and comfy. People have thought me a geek since I was 10 so I'm not about to start caring they think I'm a 40 year old geek now. Maybe I'll consider retiring them when this old man gets his cataracts done and I don't have to carry around multiple pairs of glasses.

I think it's very fun that the crew of the ISS look like any of my nerdy colleagues in the lab, while the entire Artemis crew are wrought in chiseled marble made flesh.

I don't have a lot of complex thoughts on it, but there seems to be a bit of a blind spot on the left for the kind of sociopath who gets into politics. There are so many who believe in nothing but themselves. They aren't far right, they aren't far left. They weren't brainwashed by COVID or Twitter.

I don't think Trump will use nuclear weapons, but that he is able to is reason enough to remove him from office yesterday. That being said, there are untold horrors conventional weapons can wreak on a civilian population and it's critical that Americans with power use it to stop this.

Someone with the handle @velocity69.bsky.social is sharing a video with the caption: "The highest quality video of the moon was just released… so beautiful * Artemis II" It's gone viral, but it's not from Artemis II. If you've shared it, you might want to un-share.

"How do you know the chosen ones? No greater love hath a man than he lay down his life for his brother. Not for millions, not for glory, not for fame; for one person, in the dark, where no one will ever know or see.*

Lol, so cursed season it is

That was a stupid baseball game, but it will take more than some dumb games and being 4-3 in April to ruin my enjoyment.

Let's go!!!!

Learning that despite being relatively patient I'm losing my mind at the folks disappointed or surprised that Artemis II isn't landing on the moon. It took 11 Apollo missions to land on the moon! It's difficult and very dangerous for fucks sake!

Ok ok, but if a game is over by ~4pm on Wednesday April 1, does it really even count?

Well, that run doesn't count on his ERA so...