the fantastic four after the thing gets his hands on doom:

“who da man? yoda man” lives in my head rent free

People: AI music will replace musicians. Angine de Poitrine:

Testicles have had a rough start to the MLB season.

We playing more Warhammer 40k Boltgun on stream Come hangout! It's my first playthrough twitch.tv/catgirlfingies & youtube.com/@catgirlfingies

hans moleman productions presents: outfielder getting hit by baseball

stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness (W is technically two characters united as one, so he counts)

The Toei PR department realising if they'd done this last year they could have called the Kamen Rider/Space Sheriff movie "Gavvan."

it's amazing how perfectly they nailed that King of the Hill reboot.

Starting with #Daredevil 283 "The American Nightmare" from August 1990. Featuring Captain America Same shit different country

mets fans today(?)

always remember him for being the leadoff guy on the Blue Jays in MLB 99 for PS1.

As a baseball fan of many years, I’ve never seen anything like this before. I love it. Normalize giving your fellow humans hugs.

Fuck ICE (complementary)

"mullins way downtown.... bang! bang! oh what a shot by mullins, with three tenths of a second remaining!"

guy posting RTTS stats, while also picking up the misfortune of the team losing

today in the rtts adventures of carter holt

The NBC/Peacock presentation of Sunday Night Baseball is so much better than ESPNs it’s not even funny. Announcers that care and actually know the players, they’re not beating you over the head with nonsense and *gasp* it’s not the same four teams over and over each week!

when did my MLB The Show franchise bleed into real life with these random players getting traded to Toronto?

Carter Holt in flight.

Raise the flag

daaaaaaaaaaa duke looses

Deserving of a double bang by Mike Breen.

when duke loses america wins

Cobra Commander and Destro are two of the best designed villains out there and if you think otherwise you are objectively wrong and a terrible human being

“If you’re gay or transgender, I love you. And if anybody gives you shit, tell ‘em Charles said fuck you.”

is owen caissie just literally irl carter holt (and he's even canadian)? -- www.mlb.com/player/owen-...

Here's one way to speak to Bluesky developers who are pretty determined not to listen

anyone know if they're selling the version of the retro white panel #BlueJays hats that the team wore for the A's series?

between my team sweeping their opening series and all the craziness around the horn, baseball has never been more back.

I boot up Super Battle Golf to play with friends and see a server labeled "Tiger Woods DUI PGA Tour." Great.

how many freakin carters are there in baseball?

How to squander tons of goodwill in 2 seasons: The Vegas Golden Knights 2024-2026 story... Remember when they used to be likable?

The Blue Jays improve to 3-0 to start the season 🔥 They sweep the Athletics with a 5-2 win and the rotation struck out 50 hitters, all while only striking out 17 times themselves [h/t: Keegan Matheson/x]

the golden knights are already a polarizing organization that generates a lot of scorn, so why not hire a coach who's a polarizing figure that generates a lot of scorn?

non-blue jays baseball take: murakami can hit all the home runs he wants, but when the white sox are, well.... the white sox, will it matter?

call me biased, but my lord in heaven, that three-game set might be the most dominant starting pitching performances i've seen, and i managed to watch those three jays/a's games from start to finish.

Only teams in history to strike out 50 batters in any span of 3 regular season MLB games: 2016 Astros 2017 Dodgers 2019 Diamondbacks 2023 Blue Jays 2026 Blue Jays ← first 3 games of the year!!

The #BlueJays have now struck out 47 batters in this series, the most by any team in the first three games of a season in MLB history (since 1900)

First 3-0 season for the #BlueJays since….. 96, you say? 👀

The white Holt jersey in my avatar is now 2-0 to start the season.

i love the toronto blue jays baseball club

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BREAKING: A Japanese Sonic the Hedgehog weather report from "Korokoro Tenki Kids" has been found! It originally aired in July 1998, & while we cannot confirm it, it appears to utilize Sonic Adventure beta models and a Sonic R render for Eggman. #SonicNews.

more like shit kurtz

We’re gonna win the World Series of ABS challenges

Did you catch the Doc's titanic eight-hour review of every single Legacy figure? I'm one of over 70 contributors who joined in to talk about a figure of my choice! Not tellin' you who though, you gotta watch to find me!

The #BlueJays have set a new franchise record for strikeouts in a three-game series with 46. They wanted more swing-and-miss. Hell of a way to start.