my guy did a hit

dylan cease

i just live here now at baseball

also john schneider waved at me

look, all i ask is a clement homer while i’m here. i am literally wearing his jersey instead of the holt 96.

back at baseball bullshit again

good GOD he kicked the shit out of them

Another MassMutual Center AEW show means the return of my favorite disclaimer with bad grammar.

Finally revealing a surprisingly generic trailer for your WAIT COME BACK, WE'VE FIXED IT movie and then hours later shrugging and saying 'We're giving up on the easiest slam dunk in the history of slam dunks' is just an incredible self own, even from The House of Incredible Self Owns.

WWE must be having a really hard time selling out Summerslam. I just got an email offering $25 tickets.

how do you overthink a movie about a guy who kills vampires?

i will say that at the very least with the avengers doomsday trailer, rdj doom actually has a semblance of an accent and he’s not just doing “tony stark but more evil”.

I know I saw a Sentinel in that Doomsday trailer, if they just cram a bunch of MvC references into this film it might just work.

QTP with a character giving a thumbs up

QTP with a character giving a thumbs up

tokyo omelette

Al Ewing is kind of underrated in his deep abiding dislike of the MCU (Immortal Thor continued the Roxxon storyline by having them create bastardized copies of certain heroes that they can sell the likeness of, and Roxxon Thor is effectively an enormous pisstake at MCU Thor)

This movie looks like it’s 75% people from other movies meeting in front of green screens and then 25% [THIS SPACE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK]

The Marvel movies increasingly became homework over the last 18 years and Doomsday looks like the most homework ass movie they’ve ever made.

“Arthur why didn’t you tell me this wasn’t a giant pie?”

i woke up and took a hydration break in memory of the 2026 world cup

I already miss the World Cup

The Hard Rock Cafe recently moved the piece of the Berlin Wall to the front of the restaurant. #UniversalOrlando

birthday homer

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Avengers: Doomsday trailer summed up as: "Hey new folks, I know we were leaving everything to the next generation but y'all suck and I have no faith in you. Our only hope is a miracle." Okay. Great message.

Could be what happens at Redemption after Moxspreay win over the Bucks.

it’s okay to say it sucked, John. Not just as an actual match, but the circumstances surrounding bringing a guy mentioned in the Janel Grant lawsuit in.

Also, LISTEN. OG Doctor Doom dickrider, here. But jumping STRAIGHT to God Emperor Doom who can stop Thor with a single finger without meeting "normal" Doom first just feels like doing a character who is always a presence and a power WITHOUT this level of gassing up a disservice.

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"listen if it's so dark you can't see what's happening we don't have to work too hard on it"

Ash Ketchup

The King appoints the new PM.

quit putting all these centrist dipshits in my timeline

farewell, birthday

The movie "The Odyssey" is great. But if this was 1992, we would all be listening to the Bryan Adams power ballad hit "Making My Way to You (love theme from "The Odyssey")

Tuesday night July 19th, 2005: what would you watch?

Wednesday night July 19th, 1995: what would you watch?

farewell, Swedish soccer kid who vomited up FIFA.

today was a neat day.

perfect for The Odyssey's opening weekend

35 is goddamned weird

Thank you all for the birthday wishes I love you all

literally walkin’ off my birthday with a homer

that was actually supposed to be Laura Holt with the princesses but Remington Steele took her place out of habit

literally walkin’ off my birthday with a homer

Thank you all for the birthday wishes I love you all

birthday homer