Super Mario makes the bold decision to say "what if instead of making bad movie adaptions that have contempt for the medium of video games, we have bad movie adaptations that have contempt for the medium of movies" and by god they did it they cracked the code

THEY TRAINED THE AI ON ACTUAL WRITERS. YOU CANNOT TELL IF SOMETHING IS AI SIMPLY BASED ON IT USING PROPER GRAMMAR. IT STOLE FROM US!!! IT STOLE!!! IT IS A THIEF AND I WILL NOT EVER BE QUIET ABOUT IT!!!!

optimus hammer #transformers

Fell asleep on the couch and just checking to see if It Happened before going to bed. Not yet, not yet, okay, night then

I'm actually totally fine with Hoping It Happens every time there's even the slightest excuse to. The hope feels good, and repeated disappointments haven't diminished how good it feels. Because the one time it DOES happen? Oh baby

Did you ever hear about the time James Brown was lost in the woods and wandered into the home of three bears? The Papa Bear's bed was too hard, and Mama Bear's bed was too soft, but Baby Bear's was just right, so he fell asleep in it until they came home and yelled at him to get up offa that thing.

Since it's the 40th, here's an 86 movie piece That myself and @drivaaar.bsky.social whipped up a few years back. Me on lines, he on cols.

TRANSFORMERS: THE BASICS on TECHNORGANICS is now live! The merging of flesh and metal is a common theme in TF stories, and this episode, I chart the history and evolution of the concept, from Headmasters to Pretenders to Beast Wars, and more! youtu.be/XRUeB-Mf40o

#Dratchet comm drawn by @coralus.bsky.social Thank you so much they are too cute 💞💞💞

The horse op-ed is an instant classic. I can't tell you how much joy this piece gives me. It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children."

Finished up my little animation of Impactor copping it in the Transformers Marvel UK classic, Target:2006. Made completely in Clip Studio, based off the art of Will Simpson.

I tell ya, the stuff Secret Galaxy has been covering lately has me yelling things like "THREE SEASONS?!" so often

SUMMER OF 86 BABEY !

- Did you draw those Disney Princesses? - Yeah, really sweet and cute just like you asked. - Great! I was worried you were going to do something weird. What are you calling them?

this is what actual literature discourse is like now

Ah yes

Early access is now available to TRANSFORMERS: THE BASICS on TECHNORGANICS! The merging of flesh and metal is a common theme in TF stories, and this ep, I chart the history and evolution of the concept, from Headmasters to Pretenders to Beast Wars, and more! Patreon: www.patreon.com/posts/154630...

The forces of evil hate it when old dudes link up

Happy #Obscursday! Did you know that Ultra Magnus has a tiny son? That’s right–his name is ULTRA MAGNUS JUNIOR, and he was press-ganged into action because he was the only Autobot on hand small enough to fit through a human-sized door! tfwiki.net/wiki/Ultra_M...

One of my favorite thundercats shows, Thundercats Roar, reimagined as a pixelart brawler. (Yes, I like it more than the original that I watched as a kid)

moby-dick, his eyes enormous: from hell's heart you STAB at moby? for hate's sake you spit your last BREATH at moby? oh! oh! the great shroud of the sea for ahab! the great shroud of the sea rolling on as it rolled five thousand years ago!!!!

Got some new colour images of the Transformers The Movie Premiere featuring Robert Stack hanging out with the Jazz and Thundercraker suits📸

Lost a few days work bein' at TFN last week, might be a little tight getting this next video done for the weekend. It'd be my first missed date on my fortnightly schedule since I started enforcing tighter working hours, which was probably inevitable... but we'll see!

SAVE THE DATE This is no April Fools! TFN:Mini-Con Reading is transforming into TFN:Swindon - coming to you on 21st November 2026. Venue announcement and guest details to follow! #TFNation #Transformers #Swindon

Met my new baby neice for the first time this afternoon, was immediately thrown up on, taking it as a compliment

Girls' best friend

Business casual. 💚 #art #shehulk #marvelcomics

to keep up with the times, deathbulge comics now feature reactions

now listen HERE

For anyone who sees this and thinks ‘oh The Phoenix? Isn’t that the children’s comic filled with original content and brilliant stories delivered to your door every week? Well that sounds cool!’, you can try 6 issues for just a pound: thephoenixcomic.co.uk

The Phoenix is great for a load of reasons but last year's (brick-themed) April Fool issue nailed AI far better than most of our prominent satirists. Excuse the state of my kid's copy.

Ok I have seen a GOOD APRIL FOOLS JOKE in the wild. My kids comic (Phoenix - home if @jamiesmart.bsky.social) comes in an envelope every week, we open it, had a fake cover for a soup review mag like we’d been sent the wrong thing. Genius!

Honestly, this one's gone a bit hard on a "straight epic action" presentation for me, I was more into the lighter vibes of the first trailer. And I'm still not convinced as much of the film is set on Eternia as this trailer wants the audience to think it is! www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Bp4...

Updated shop now open! I have a few bits left after TFNation, have a nosey if interested, or any shares are much appreciated ✨ ko-fi.com/loosescrews/... #Transformers

Learning important things thanks to Grok's high-quality translation of TakaraTomy product announcements.

This sign raises many questions, which probably should be answered by the sign but aren't

ayo what's her number

Picked up the first issue of Ryan North's Flash. Not being up on current DC status, I was fully expecting Barry in full "Flash Fact" mode, to play into North's science-focused writing. A pleasant surprise to find it's Wally, and that the tone of the whole thing leans more Squirrel Girl than FF!

I made this a while ago but was worried it was too mean. This is the diary zone that finally pushed me over the edge. I’m sorry.

Updated my shop after TFNation with new stickers and prints! abbybulmer.myshopify.com

Thanks to everyone who picked up my li'l art book at this weekend's @tfnationltd.bsky.social. As threatened, for those who missed it, here's how to get your signed and sketched copy delivered to your house! €25 plus Earth's shipping prices! From my STORE! nickrocheart.bigcartel.com/product/nick...

Doing some recording today with just a tiny bit of roughage in my voice after a weekend of non-stop high-volume convo at TFN, comparing it to the audio I did BEFORE the con, and thinking gosh, I wish I sounded like this all the time.

Yes! Six Mini Autobots were recast by Matt Marshall of TMUK, Toy-Fu, and Sloth & Crocodile Customs fame (among others) as characters, hardware, and plot-relevant foodstuffs from Wallace & Gromit! We sold 895 tickets to win them!

HERE is someone who got in on the second floor! Congratulations and in a way, thank you!

This was such a delight to record! Talking at length about a comic I still adore with like-minded friends. It's very funny and well worth the listen, check it out if you haven't!