My Dave Chappelle piece from last weekend received an insane amount of attention, and someone from his camp sent me an email calling me "no-talent, jealous, white trash." But they didn't say I was wrong, so.....

FWIW, the NBC reboot of "Bionic Woman" is now on The Roku Channel

@hellocullen.bsky.social I'm glad I caught the intro before you deleted it. I am really looking forward to seeing this (and writing about it). Which, given Netflix's approach to PR, will mean likely mean writing about it after it premieres.

This guy 👇. Amazing speech. Trumpers may regard him as an even bigger threat than Zohran himself.

This would be so popular at the national level if centrist Democrats let us use those words in that order

Imma stop after this …. but it’s just odd for the only indication, two days later, in the biggest print newspaper in the state, that the federal government saying it has “frozen all child care payments to the state of Minnesota” is a mention, five grafs in, in an article reprinted from The NY Times.

so old i remember an entire summer where obama had to distance himself from jeremiah wright. i dont think the msm has ever once asked trump or vance about yarvin.

I took a counter-intuitive approach with my end-of-year newsletter today toomuchtv.substack.com/p/im-not-ask...

According to my rough estimate, between my five-day-a-week newsletter and things I wrote for the web site, I cranked out just over a million words in 2025. Which seems like a lot? And maybe not a great idea?

Also you are currently nearer in time to Cleopatra than Cleopatra was to the laying-down of the first stone of the Great Pyramid of Giza, so even human time is completely unfathomable to us, let alone the vastly deeper variety. Follow me for more science-based existential horror in 2026. 👍

I took a counter-intuitive approach with my end-of-year newsletter today toomuchtv.substack.com/p/im-not-ask...

A fun and wide-ranging conversation—thanks, Rick!

This website can’t take a joke, Twitter is full of Nazis, and on threads some lady said that disagreeing with her about one battle after another means I’m anti black and need to read a “revolutionary reading list”

The latest of my pieces looking back at 2025 is the great conversation with @andydehnart.com, where we dig into the year that was in reality and unscripted TV www.allyourscreens.com/4918-andy-de...

I am determined as God is my witness to start the Trump fake hand conspiracy theory. His hand isn't showing signs of an undisclosed illness. It's a fake painted Halloween costume hand because his hand was already removed. It's time.

Oh this is a good comvo (I hadn’t realized Nat Geo had scaled back original programming so much … I just want a channel with shows about veterinarians and animals rescue orgs)

Fallout casting director (into megaphone): We're seeking about 3 dozen extras that look like their families have been locked underground for 200 years with little to no effort to prevent inbreeding. *points directly at a guy* You're in. (He starts crying.)

The drunkest I ever got was when I was living in Chicago. My girlfriend insisted on helping me trim the Xmas tree, then told me she was marrying someone else. I started drinking & when I came to the next morning, the tree & all of the trimmings had been thrown out onto the lawn from the 3rd floor

The latest of my pieces looking back at 2025 is the great conversation with @andydehnart.com, where we dig into the year that was in reality and unscripted TV www.allyourscreens.com/4918-andy-de...

(1981) The song was originally written and released I 1964 by the Minneapolis-based garage band The Novas. They dedicated the song to professional wrestler Reginald Lisowski better known as "The Crusher". I used to watch as a kid - right before Roller Derby. #MusicSky youtu.be/X-_4mu1Oo74?...

I feel a little bad whenever I see an AI "artist" talking about having their AI prompts stolen, because the rocket full of people I'm going to shoot into the sun is already packed WAY over cargo capacity.

Stranger Things is officially a Minnesota TV series.

Honestly, this is kinda genius

I actually put in a bid for the Quibi.com domain. But the bids are now topping $9,100, so I'm out.

In a throwback to old school Twitter, this is my dinner tonight. Homemade chicken meatballs and a spicy teriyaki sauce with rice

It's sites like CBR and the ilk that keeps me reluctant to fully go all-in back into TXB. I know we all need accurate information from people who actually do the research & give a damn about these things as well as take the time to write something worth reading. The churn era is so disheartening.

"... my takeaway is that while it’s filled with actual jokes, it was primarily released as a low-key branding effort and trolling exercise. He wants to come off as fearless to the audience while at the same time yanking the chains of as many people as possible."

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In case you want to look at what you missed in 2025 www.allyourscreens.com/tv-streaming...

Does it matter if a comedian lies throughout a comedy special in which he is trying to teach the audience the “true history” of the country? open.substack.com/pub/toomucht...

Omg lol thanks to @toomuchtv.substack.com I have learned that quibi dot com is up for sale. Current leading bid: $4,550. www.godaddy.com/domains

Does it matter if a comedian lies throughout a comedy special in which he is trying to teach the audience the “true history” of the country? open.substack.com/pub/toomucht...

I see they found a present for Trump.

This feels like the kind of thing @theonion.com could have a lot of fun with.

This feels like the kind of thing @theonion.com could have a lot of fun with.

I guess I am not surprised, but someone let the domain quibi.com expire and it is now being auctioned at GoDaddy. Right now, the top bid is $3,500.

I have never felt suicidal. But I have had Al Stewart's "Year Of The Cat" stuck in my head for two days and I have never been this close to killing myself

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Probably not easy to see first-run Russian movies these days, but Igor from "Anora" leading a Pushkin biopic? Maybe I should stop skipping those VPN ads in every YouTube video

#4 sounds like a lovely book but I didn't write it. Have had whānau up and down the country send me clippings lol Whoever put together this list that has been circulated to regional papers, didn't fact check.

ICYMI, here is Kelly Clarkson's "performance" of "Underneath the Tree" from Netflix's NFL Gameday 2025, which includes digital effects to qualify as a bonus scene from "Avatar" www.allyourscreens.com/4905-kelly-c...

This is a really great story about political differences and it's a reminder there was a time when that didn't mean hating everyone on the other side www.startribune.com/us-political...

There is no Christmas tune songwriter hall of fame. But if there was, Johnny Marks would be leading the list. He wrote “Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer” in 1949, “Rockin’ Around the Christmas Tree” in 1958 and “Holly Jolly Christmas” in 1962.

It's easy to get all in your head about getting old and the fact that your children are adults and stuff, but aging out of this phase of parenthood and into "I'm gonna drink my coffee and no one is gonna disturb my Christmas morning bliss" is the best fucking thing ever. bsky.app/profile/klei...

Probably would made an alternate choice for the last two words, personally

I remember a story of a young producer talking to an older exec who suggested Chris Rock for a role in a project, and the young producer said “Or someone who’s this generation’s Chris Rock, like Kevin Hart,” just to see the color drain from the exec’s face.

“Leaving behind over 3 million followers” is a crazy thing to write lol

Maybe it’s just me, but the journalism in this piece looked fine to me. open.substack.com/pub/toomucht...

I’ll be honest, this doesn’t feel like a slow news week so far. open.substack.com/pub/toomucht...