my wifes current client is my favourite because they keep giving us baked goods

enjoying nick robertson's preseason strategy of 'just fuckin wire it bro'

simon benoit still sucks

a horror movie where a man awakens with a strange bite on his neck from tiny teeth, and a burning compulsion to cook. I call it Nosferatatouille

pea soup remains an S tier soup

afternoon coffee >>>

eat shit, Yankees

chiropractors suck, easily the worst dinosaur

dang, I forgot how bad JB Weld smells

the NIN soundtrack for the new Tron doesnt hold a synthesizer compared to the Daft Punk one

still cant believe we're having the 'guy who sucks deep fried ass at hockey but punches dudes is useful' argument in the year of our lord 2025

Saw a couple leafs fans saying that we're gonna regret the Reaves trade now that ottawa has macdermid. these people vote

fuck you, danny sorenson

lady at work gave me some gummies she calls 'widow makers' so, let er rip i guess

If you cant surf with the big dogs, stay off the net energy but 100x more pathetic

Was wondering why people hated danny Sorenson on nypd blue but then i found out the actor is a piece of shit now i hate him too

It me, the office girl guide cookie pusher

Love how work drama gets inflated A 'fist fight where someone got taken away in an ambulance' Turns out to be 'Guy A smacks waterbottle our of guy B's hand'

important news, my cat goes absolutely feral for blood pudding

My new bit is saying 'thanks, it has pockets' whenever someone compliments anything im wearing. From a jacket that obviously has pockets to a hat

ah, they must have tweaked the youtube algorithm again, all the AI voice over peoples reddit stories shit is showing up again unasked

Hegseth is 100% the kind of soldier that spent his entire career trying to make people under his command feel like how the drill instructor made him feel

the first blade movie rules so hard

a giant signet ring with the cool S on it

can you imagine how mad right wing americans would get if a canadian team won the pennant this year?

read a food review where they said altoona style pizza is actually really good and I've never disbelieved anything more in my life

wait, Nicole Kidman was married to Keith Urban?

tomorrow is shoulder day at the gym, objectively the worst day, trash workout

if you have an AI girl or boy friend you should have to publish your address online and people should get to go to your house and give you a wedgie or swirly whenever they want

Gonna be living with this temptation for the near future

Apparently i posted this when i was peak fried last night and do not remember doing so

seriously though, fuck to the yeah www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmSt...

on the flipside of Sifu 2, the new Mark Walberg movie looks late 90s straight to video bad

pretty mad at myself for not getting any Newfoundland growlers merch when they existed

the people's party, ladies and gents

Gettin after it

they made a Sisu sequel? fuck yeah, more nazi killin

jokes aside, 17 million a year for a guy who is like a top 20 player in the league on a good day is incredible

Wow, mitch marner has a steal of a contract

Turning a meeting of your top military leaders into a public address to show off how tough and badass you think you are is too gross for words

damn, that new Tron movie might have been good if it didnt have shitface mcgee staring in it

Lol, created by dick wolf

I love the fast and the furious, man

Jerry Orbach was the fuckin man

it will never not be funny when the words "Created by Dick Wolf" go up on screen

the founders whisky sour is quite good

I would do some pretty unsavoury things for this truck