George Parros a bitch

remembered this toy I had as a kid, absolute banger of a good time

Bovino deserves a trip to the titanic on a billionaire's sub

The thing about ICE agents is that they're all shithead cowards who are very stupid

Somewhere some 2A castle doctrine loser is vibrating with anticipation to contradict his entire crafted personality when someone dumps a mag into a dozen ice agents breaking into their house without a warrent

The trade deadline is march 7th, the leafs wont do anything before the Olympic break (feb 5th to 25th) so that gives them 7 games to 'decide' what to do

Michael Jackson has a nephew named Jaafar?

Wow, my kids school is actually closed today. Full on legit snow day

I guess whining about william nylander gives that sect of leafs fans something to focus on other than being wrong about Berube and treliving

turning your desktop computer on or off with your big toe was a feeling, man

thank you william nylander for giving us a new easy and fast way to find the dumbest leafs fans in the world

look, im not saying I want to wake up to 6-10 inches of snow tomorrow morning, but I also really dont want to go to work

Qui-gon coulda straight up just taken Anakins mom with him, the fuck Watto gonna do about it?

sebulba, you bitch

Watching starwars and realizing Harrison ford just sounds like a male version of jennifer coolidge

the leafs need a non-maga alternative to the Rob Schneider "oh no, we suck again" gif for the Leafs

Forgetting about this for 5 years was a great idea, delightful

kids are great because you'll ask em where the tv remote they literally just had in their had is and they'll swing their shoulders, glance around the room and say "Idontknooooow"

I hate that ham hock headed fuck

10,000 ontario uncles just got firm because they have a new reason to call Nylander a disrespectful Euro

Tanev right now

kinda impressive how much worse the leafs are defensibly now that they have a supposed defence first coach and a back end full of supposed defence first players

Craig Berube looks like a doctor opened up his head and scooped out his will to live

Found this in a random corner of my cold room, totally forgot i had it. Should be nicely aged

you ever think about how crackpot the entire 'smoking section' of a restaurant idea was? Yeah bro, sitting 13 feet away from 30 people chain smoking is so much better

Mackinnon already has 38 goals? wild

my kid just asked me to turn up the heat, and I told her to put on a sweater

with the basically guarenteed snow day tomorrow, my kid will have had more snow days since Christmas break than I got in all of elementary school

kiddo is watching the last airbender (cartoon of course) and Sokka just described himself as 'the meat and sarcasm guy' and my kid looks at me and says "just like you, dad!" it's nice to be pigeon holed

AI weirdos love it when you thank them for wasting a bunch of fresh water and heating the planet to post "I asked Grok and it said.." in some comment section

feel like absolute dogshit from lack of sleep and general exhaustion, but had to force myself to get a few days of necessity groceries and boy howdy was that not fun

one day I will sleep for more than 2-3 hours a go and feel mildy rested again....one day

reading unhinged hfboards leafs takes to distract from the horrors

there are like 3000 versions of the Hobbit book and almost all of them have incredible covers. And then there's this one

ICE killed a woman who wasnt afraid of them ICE killed a man standing up for women they were bullying and attacking It's a pattern

someone told me this is a current Leafs player's house up for sale www.remax.ca/luxury/on/sp...

Anyways, heres my cat

They could kill a guy in a maga hat carrying a trump flag by shooting him in the back and the right would claim the guy was a dangerous leftie domestic terrorist

the 2nd amendment has always been an excuse, not a right

They're only going to get bolder and more violent

fucking hell

The outdoor temp monitor at work says -40, is that good?

Mitch Marner died on the way back to his home planet

Having tire pressure sensors on your car is great until it's super cold and your car yells at you for 4 mins every time you start it up because physics condensed some air molecules

I cant decide if it would be funnier for mitch to pull a montreal series or light the leafs up

I hate the new UI updates to bluesky because now i always think i posted "what's up" every time i open it

Thinkin about when Halo 3 came out, the (then) penultimate, epic ending to a sci-fi shooter space FPS and out of nowhere Blow Me Away by Breaking Benjamin starts playing

it's amazing how in a world full of terrible people in positions of power, Dannielle Smith manages to keep her name in rotation