Let's be real, earth is like, at best the 5th coolest planet in the solar system

Big beer

I've been excited about back day at the gym for the entire weekend. I dont know what that means but it isnt normal

/Big Bon Jovie Bed of Roses voice THREEEE BEEEERS DEEP AFTER NOON ON A SUUUUNDAY

Old people were on to something, sitting on the porch getting a glow on and judging the neighborhood is some king shit

Being ssomeone pale enough to burst into flames when the UV index is mild but vitamin d deficient is a hell of a way to live. Please don't kill me mr Sun, I simply wish to avoid seasonal depression

Back. yard. Beer.

growing out your hair at 42 years old and just then realising that it suits you very well is both good and annoying because I coulda had this sick flow decades ago

maturing in the gym is realizing that all the "lady" exercises are good actually and prevent shovel ass

seriously though, spending 90 minutes on my porch with a coffee and no devices after I get up on the weekend is brain chemistry altering good

the MacGyver episode with soldier ants might be the most unintentionally funny thing ive seen in a good while

Nothing like a vomiting child to cap off a lovely Saturday

It's amazing how gritty and tough your hockey team gets when they get a +2 WAR from their goalie

These fucking suck, I hate to recommend anything Loblaws but there's are leagues above

Burger time with a new collective arts

You know, Apollo was kinda asking for it with that James Brown entrance. I'd want to cave in a dude's head too if he brought out the godfather of soul to dunk all over me pre-match

had a big sandwich, a one hour nap, and now im gonna have a beer and watch Rocky win the cold war

sitting on your deck on a cool and sunny saturday morning drinking coffee is undefeated

Repost with your first crush

and now a decade of people talking about this habs team iike they were good and not a hot goalie behind a bunch of drunk possums

at long last our national nightmare is over

I feel like every playoff round this year has been either one team clobbering the everloving dogshit out of the other or one team tripping over it's dick to bizarre and uncomfortable victory

my manager is a habs fan and he's going to be in a MOOD for a week after this one, so there's that to look forward to. worth it

taylor hall beast mode

im almost starting to feel bad for the habs. This is like watching an execution

lol, the habs have one more shot than the canes have goals

this is turning into a hell of a dick kicking

taylor hall v mitch marner conn smyth battle, lets go!

my ideal personal business would be a custom car shop that is also a gym that sells burgers and tacos. Also only people I personally vet would get inside and it would lose 40 grand a day

honestly way too much smoke around the Leafs moving Rielly

Someone is giving a retirement speech in the crowded cafeteria and it is so fucking awkward

The best response, by far, to someone who thinks they need a gun for protection is "so you're a coward?"

What a beautiful day for the habs to be eliminated

still cant believe the leafs won the draft lotto, so fucking funny

I am normally in a state of perpetually hungry, but oh my god since I cut back on carbs I feel like when I was a teenager after school literally all the time

still very sceptical of Koblar as a prospect, but this tournament is super fun

I am a big fan of when someone who is like, an Islanders fan or something, talks about how the leafs are their rival. Lol, sure bud

The habs tried to get Cary price to hold the torch before last night's game but he was at a free Alberta rally and couldn't make it

that's more like it, canes

I bet this guy's mom still beats his ass for this www.youtube.com/watch?v=nf3H...

When someone steals the same joke as you but gets way more interaction from it

actually looking forward to leg day, what is this

If you're a basic media bitch, just say so. Embrace the ease at which you consume.

You just don't see fighting Irish merch everywhere you go like you used to

Tisk tisk tisk. Marner with no points in games 6 or 7 again

Shit's too quiet on here right now, the leafs should do something

Workout so good it made me want to put in real effort at work today