being fair skinned is great because when you shave off your beard, for a few hours after you have a red outline of a beard on your face

pronouncing potatoes the way Stompin' Tom does in Bud the Spud

Its snowing again

I really like it when it's cold enough outside that my beard freezes

at least I get to spend another Leafs offseason being annoyingly smug

Staning any politician is dumb and bad, but Rep Omar ready to throw hands at that dude who sprayed god knows what at her ruled, she was gonna take a pound of flesh

the leafs should do this in 3 steps 1-Fire sale basically everyone but Matthews, Nylander, Knies and Cowan at the deadline 2-Fire the entire coaching and management staff once that dust settles and ride the season with fill ins 3-hire the best guy to move anyone else and start from bedrock

hell yeah www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBVj...

Something so mundain, yet beautiful

Snowbanks in my neighborhood are anywhere between 5 and 10 feet. Haven't seen that since i was a teen. Takes me back

lots of talk about how great Walton Goggins is in Fallout, but Kyle MacLachlan is crushing it. Just the perfect comforting yet creepy vibes

Brad trevelings monster needs to shut the fuck up

Walton Goggins continues to rule

so, this latest episode of fallout is very.....topical

today I learned this is what the UK calls orange juice with pulp

age 42 is when I finally understand my dad changing channels constantly. I cant watch shit for more than 15 minutes half the time now

McMann upping that trade value

I get a such a kick at people talking about this leafs team like it's the same roster from the montreal series

Ngl, even im a little surprised "dont bring a gun to a protest, it might scare the government agents" is the go to for people who say we need guns to scare government agents

My wife "we got an email about family literacy day for the kids school" Me "oh? What did it say?" The LOOK

Dan Connor really shouldn't have opened up a motorcycle shop in that economy

One day we're gonna find out that taking ivermectin can cause early onset dimentia or something

Upon further reflection, I have never seen bumble bees storm the crease

George Parros a bitch

remembered this toy I had as a kid, absolute banger of a good time

Bovino deserves a trip to the titanic on a billionaire's sub

The thing about ICE agents is that they're all shithead cowards who are very stupid

Somewhere some 2A castle doctrine loser is vibrating with anticipation to contradict his entire crafted personality when someone dumps a mag into a dozen ice agents breaking into their house without a warrent

The trade deadline is march 7th, the leafs wont do anything before the Olympic break (feb 5th to 25th) so that gives them 7 games to 'decide' what to do

Michael Jackson has a nephew named Jaafar?

Wow, my kids school is actually closed today. Full on legit snow day

I guess whining about william nylander gives that sect of leafs fans something to focus on other than being wrong about Berube and treliving

turning your desktop computer on or off with your big toe was a feeling, man

thank you william nylander for giving us a new easy and fast way to find the dumbest leafs fans in the world

look, im not saying I want to wake up to 6-10 inches of snow tomorrow morning, but I also really dont want to go to work

Qui-gon coulda straight up just taken Anakins mom with him, the fuck Watto gonna do about it?

sebulba, you bitch

Watching starwars and realizing Harrison ford just sounds like a male version of jennifer coolidge

the leafs need a non-maga alternative to the Rob Schneider "oh no, we suck again" gif for the Leafs

Forgetting about this for 5 years was a great idea, delightful

kids are great because you'll ask em where the tv remote they literally just had in their had is and they'll swing their shoulders, glance around the room and say "Idontknooooow"

I hate that ham hock headed fuck

10,000 ontario uncles just got firm because they have a new reason to call Nylander a disrespectful Euro

Tanev right now

kinda impressive how much worse the leafs are defensibly now that they have a supposed defence first coach and a back end full of supposed defence first players

Craig Berube looks like a doctor opened up his head and scooped out his will to live

Found this in a random corner of my cold room, totally forgot i had it. Should be nicely aged

you ever think about how crackpot the entire 'smoking section' of a restaurant idea was? Yeah bro, sitting 13 feet away from 30 people chain smoking is so much better