Belgium scored again.

gonna be so many tariffs on waffles tomorrow

Not sure if by difference maker they mean a 38-year-old goaltender or fourth line centre with 11-points.

Doug Ford is an absolute piece of shit but begrudging respect for him not wearing a cowboy hat in this farce of a pipeline announcement.

Me after replacing a broken light switch

Once again the NHL insiders absolutely nailed this one.

Going to spend the next seven days trying to figure out if it's funnier if the Ducks match or don't match the offer sheet.

Good get for the Jets at decent price. Must be nice to have a patient GM.

Would you rather have Blueger, Scissons, and Duhaime in your bottom six or Quillan, Groulx, and Pezzetta with $6M to upgrade elsewhere? That is one point of contention.

This is my best attempt at a current cope lineup. I'd have to imagine that Rielly and Stolarz are still on their way out and depending on what the Leafs are up to OEL, Lorentz, Cowan, Knies, and Joshua aren't locks either. I'd assume Danford and the Colorado 1st would be in play to upgrade further.

This truly is the Wendy's breakfast of free agencies.

Dyeing, yo

The Leafs having 7 players making over $2.5M AAV each in their bottom six is peak Maple Leafs. (Nick Paul, Colton Scissons, Teddy Blueger, Dakota Joshua, Brandon Duhaime, Max Domi, Jack Roslovic)

It seems pretty clear that Jim Hiller will absolutely be using his 1-3-1

If you are a 30 year old fourth liner making over $2.5M, you might already be a Toronto Maple Leaf

$2.6M x 3 for a person who I definitely knew existed.

John Chayka building a team that has me hoping Max Domi recovers soon.

Pickin' Bluegers

"Anyone but Patrick Kane" *monkey's paw finger curls*

This Sissons deal is also shit. The Chayka era is going as expected.

So far the Maple Leafs have spent $11M to replace Joseph Woll and Matias Maccelli.

hE's GoNnA mEnToR AkHtYaMoV.

Time for things to suck.

England shouldn’t be allowed to play during NHL free agency. I’m getting panic attacks

Arvidsson going to Detroit sucks but at least it’s a team that will trade him at the deadline.

Berube providing the analysis on what’s wrong with the Leafs is surreal.

Don’t hate the Roslovic deal. Can use a right shot and probably makes Matthews happy. A Robertson upgrade but he should never play center even if sites list him as a centre

I’m perfectly happy with 4th round pick and a roster space for Nick Robertson. Square peg ass player

Craig Berube’s on the TSN panel? Today might be a rare Sportsnet day

It has to be asked, did the Blackhawks had Byram the contract meant for Connor Bédard?

Crazy that they have enough to get Bobrovsky, Patrick Kane, Ryan Lomberg, and Logan Stanley

I like the AJ Greer signing. It gives me hope that there are GMs out there stupid enough to trade for Dakota Joshua

This is the best I can come up with for a list of free agents I wouldn't hate the Maple Leafs going after.

Old and busted: Patrick Kane as a mentor to Gavin McKenna New hotness: Mats Zuccarello as a mentor to Tinus Luc Koblar

I was bored so I did a free agency only, no trades rosterbation to earn your scorn.

The most NHL hiring ever.

I’m 100% here for the Leafs drafting a goalie named You so nasty

I can’t believe the Leafs got the guy who should have gone second overall with the 60th pick.

Carlo trade analysis: Treliving is a fucking idiot and I’m just happy Carlo is gone.

Going to start describing everything in my life like I’m an NHL scout until someone rightfully knocks me on my ass

Sportsnet panel answers the question no one asked, “what if we had three Pierre McGuires?”

Bill Guerin looks as excited for this award as he was for his January 6th pardon

I can’t wait to place prop bets on these children on Bet365

I wonder what David Amber did in a past life to deserve this panel

The draft was only one player deep, I don’t know why any of you are watching the rest of it

I'd like to think it was the Colby Armstrong signing that got Burke into the Hall of Fame but that's probably not fair to Tim Connolly.

Hockey Hall of Fame inductions about as meaningful as getting a star named after you.

Any trade where you lose a Tkachuk from your roster you win that trade. Congrats to Ottawa on cleaning house.