Tables and tacks ready, Toronto. Or as ready as I’m gonna get? #AEWAllOut @allelitewrestling.com @aewontv.bsky.social

Love going to a gym where I can look around and wonder if someone else is listening to the Talking Heads in their headphones.

Greetings! Heading to Philadelphia THIS SATURDAY with the dudes at Power Pro Lucha! @powerprolucha.bsky.social No experience necessary! Some experience acceptable! Much experience welcome! Email [email protected] to sign up! Message me with questions. See you there? See you there.

Can’t stop thinking about two people this morning. -the fan from LUXEMBOURG I met twice whilst in London -the person wearing a Los Ice Creams shirt at the 2300 Arena on Wednesday night in the year of our Lord 2025 I hope they are both having great days.

Greetings, I’m conducting my first ever (and last?) seminar in the UK this Saturday thanks to my mates at @revprouk.bsky.social! No experience needed (but some is welcome) - we’ll chat about all non-physical pro wrestling roles. We may even giggle. events.revolutionprowrestling.com/events/dynam...

…and just like that, we have a 4th grader and a *checks notes* a kindergartener?! They’re off and it’s gonna be great because they are great. ❤️

First time Edinburgh Fringe Festival visitor here, swinging by briefly on Thursday. The options are properly overwhelming — any recommendations or tips? My cheers in advance.

🚨BRYCE REMSBURG SEMINAR 🚨 AEW’s Bryce Remsburg join us on Saturday September 13th for this special seminar! Obtain the knowledge of networking, versatility and more in the professional wrestling industry from a seasoned pro! DM or Email [email protected] to Sign Up!

5 year old son is trying to tickle me in an odd way. Me: “what is happening here?” Him, with a tone that suggests I am the stupidest person in the world: “I’m playing typewriter on your tummy.” Me: “what? Is this a new game?” Him: *runs away, laughing*

Hello, please come meet and also greet me TODAY at WrestleCon in Newark, New Jersey. I’ll tell you where the Invisible Man has been living the last few months, may have some ring worn ref shirts for sale, and bringing a golden friend along for photo-ops. Free high fives with purchase.

Dream AEW theme Taskmaster contestant lineup: Bryan Danielson Eddie Kingston Kris Statlander Willow Nightingale Tie: RJ City / Adam Page? My opinions are correct and not up for debate, but I welcome your opinions on your dream lineup.

Hello New Jerseyans and those visiting or from surrounding areas. I will be meeting and also greeting on Friday, August 1 from 2-6pm ET at the Newark Liberty Airport Marriott with the fine folks at WrestleCon. I promise to charge a reasonable amount of dollars and be unflinchingly polite.

No, YOU were the one loudly telling Spotify that Matchbox 20 shouldn’t be on the 90’s One Hit Wonders playlist at the gym and getting dirty looks. Definitely wasn’t me.

Clear eyes. Full hearts. Can’t lose. #AEWAllInTexas @allelitewrestling.com

Our smallest (but mighty) dude turned FIVE this week. He’s leveled up in many ways this year: he’s braver, he’s more talkative, he’s sillier. He loves adventures, Mario, tiny guys, wrestling/idolizing his brother, and talking about poop/farts/butts. We’re so proud of him and we love him a lot. ❤️

Remain reasonably certain my sons and I’s weekend morning bed wrestling matches could draw higher stars than some opening card 1988 house show slop. And the psychology is awful. They barely sell anything.

There were hot dogs and rain and baseball and unplanned indoor mini-golf and more rain and dancing and tears and laughs. But best of all, we were together. We did it. Happy Father’s Day to all the dads and dad like dudes. You’re doing it.

Lyft driver playing The Blue Album in its entirety. Maybe I live in Portland now?

Drop your picks ahead of this and more as #AEWSummerBlockbuster is LIVE with FOUR HOURS of action at 8/7c on TBS and Max

Happy #AEWDynamite day! To celebrate #AEWFyterFest we're officially announcing our June virtual event! 🎉 ✈️ By popular demand, join us for a travel-focused Q&A featuring @dabryceisright.bsky.social and @billiestarkz.bsky.social on Thurs 6/26 at 8pm ET! 🗺️ More info on our site ➡️ AllEliteHeels.com

Waterfall emoji, Canadian flag emoji, poncho emoji?

I’m so glad wonderful people like @borman.bsky.social exist so wonderful places like the Strong Museum of Play in Rochester, NY exist. Destination visiting for kids of all ages. Double secret pinky swear.

Before… and after. @hersheypark.bsky.social

And now we have us a PRESCHOOL GRADUATE! Next stop kindergarten, class of 2038 - then the world. Can’t and won’t say enough great things about Discovery Corner Academy and how much our dude grew there in just 9 months. Onward. Upward. I’m not crying. You’re crying. 🔪 🧅 😭

Chaperoning the third grade field trip today. Hope they’re emotionally prepared to enjoy the “Complete Oral History of the Evolution of Orange Cassidy” speech I’ve prepared for the bus ride.

Professional hunk separator. #AEWDynamite

Aww, thanks, John!

Happiest of mother’s day to the mother that deserves being celebrated 366 days a year, even in non-Leap Years. And yet, we don’t deserve her. The glue. The rock. Our North Star. We love you!

Our local beer garden playing “I’ll Make Love To You” by Boyz II Men on Mother’s Day is… a choice?

Spent the bedtime period tonight with my 9 year old son: -introducing him to “Everybody Wang Chung Tonight” (he’s on an 80s new wave/synth discovery kick) -explaining (with video examples) what a balk is in baseball There was never a doubt, but he is my son and I love him so much.

Would a mother or mother like figure in your life enjoy a Cameo from a bald, well intentioned professional wrestling referee? If so, I HAVE A DEAL FOR YOU! Cameos 20% off all week long: v.cameo.com/e/r63p2AY37Sb

Retired from competition for 25+ years, and working in the industry full time for 6 years but still: Every time I see mattress in the trash I consider taking it for my backyard wrestling league ring.

I’ll be triumphantly marching in the Best Buddies International Friendship Walk on Sunday morning and I hereby personally invite you to join me? (Or support this great cause by donating below? Guarantee it makes me walk faster.) www.bestbuddiesfriendshipwalk.org/philadelphia...

It seems inconceivable that two professional wrestlers as generationally special as Will Ospreay and Konosuke Takeshita are alive at the same time, let alone active at the same time. But we’re so fortunate they are, and that they are. #AEWDynamite @aewontv.bsky.social youtu.be/aAY04cLR82c?...

Politicked with the rec commission to get my son moved off of Wednesday tee ball practices so I can attend. They agreed, moved him to Monday, YAY! His new team? The… Athletics. Meh. Message received, I’m playing checkers. They’re playing 4 year old team assignment chess. ♟️

Title Fights, Grudge Matches, and the Wrath of Harley Cameron are on the card TONIGHT when #AEWCollision Slam Dunk Sunday comes to TNT and max immediately following the #NCAATournament!

How can you not be romantic about baseball? ⚾️ 🌴 @pirates.com vs. @orioles.com Spring Training 2025 - Bradenton, FL

My 9 year old son is now playing a Carmen Sandiego game on Switch and this 42 year old semi-professional geography nerd is here to tell you that song still slaps, as the kids say: youtu.be/-TL5-u3ey-c?...

Austin 3.14159265359 says that Stone Cold will never settle into a permanently repeating pattern.

Just landed in Los Angeles to achieve a wild bucket list goal. Any guesses?

Happy March 4th, the only day on the calendar that doubles as a sentence.

Alright, flights are booked for August - who has been to Iceland? What should we do? Kid friendly activities get 1 bonus Icelandic Króna.

They’re playing Mazzy Star’s “Fade Into You” at the indoor playground so I started quoting Angus. These 4 year olds are bunch of posers. None of them are laughing.

The referees are here to keep things in line on this week's #AEWUnrestricted! We have @dabryceisright.bsky.social and Mike Posey on the pod telling tales from behind the scenes, sharing memorable moments, and so much more! open.spotify.com/episode/5dq1... Thanks to our sponsor Upper Deck!

Just realized I’ll be on a plane to AUSTRALIA this time next week! New country, new continent, new friends? Any tips for a first timer, Brisbane-iacs? 🇦🇺 Also, see you at Grand Slam: AEWtix.com

Nice try 2/4. Let’s simplify things, you’re really just January 2 in disguise.

Today would have been our grandma’s 100th birthday. She cursed, she taught us how to play cards, she hid dirty jokes in her recipe box because “no one would look there”. She told us her gay neighbor was “a little funny but fine by me”. I miss her often but more than usual today. ❤️

Sat, 15/2 Brisbane, Australia TNT + MAX AEW Grand Slam: Australia Will Ospreay / Kenny Omega vs International Champion Konosuke Takeshita / Kyle Fletcher After joining forces on #AEWDynamite tonight, Omega + Ospreay will team to fight Takeshita + Fletcher in Australia!

All respect to the great Christopher Daniels.

When I start wrestling on small local indies under a poorly constructed mask, my entrance theme will be “We Found Love” by Rihanna. The matches will be shorter than the song. Remember this post.