I'm smart enough that I'm angry and depressed a good bit but I have just enough dumb in me to be a complete fuckwhit.

It's a shrug life.

it is never too late to have a happy childhood

Be one of the few, the proud, the first to like and repost my skeets

the pocket computer has broke my brain

listen im including myself here but is everyone on this site just dumb as shit lately

TOYOT

lol wtf

I don’t make the rules. I also don’t follow the rules. Fuck the rules.

99% of getting old consists of wondering where the bruises on your [insert random body part here] came from.

the weirdo in me is the weirdo in you

We're Just Ten days away from Opening Day! ⚾

Well it’s like my mother always said, “I’m too sober for this shit.”

WWLJD: What Would Leroy Jenkins Do

My brain ain't braining today.

Flowers are pretty I'm not a poet Look at this flower I'm not a poet

This is what American healthcare has come to

People are so fucking weird.

I tell you h’what

sometimes you just gotta laugh through all the stupidity around you

Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. - Terry Pratchett, Jingo

I need a "jump to recipe" for dealing with people

Just another fucking thing in a long line of fucking things

Encyclopedia Brown could fix this

My radical leftist views are I'd rather have my tax dollars going toward saving and improving lives, not death and destruction. Crazy, I know.

international women’s day

Please, my masculinity, it’s very fragile

inventing a jesus who can turn water into coffee

Desperately seeking sunshine.

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Mascot wrestling. Gritty’s finisher is called the Gritizen’s Arrest.

my sanity was left in a walmart parking lot somewhere

Never meet your heroes Unless I’m your hero because I’m awesome

FINALLY SOME NEW MUSIC 🤘🏻 youtu.be/5kCv95gBJOk

like a baby, i’ll stop crying if you put a boob in my mouth

🏅🥹

SUCK IT HOSERS

why bother getting out of bed in the morning if you can’t be a little weird

Short girls with dark hair should be classified as a drug because they are addictive and dangerous.

some of you look like you eat cheese wrong

That's the last time Phyllis let's anyone bust a nut inside her

For the record, I think you're all nuts

Me to a spider when I kill it: Sorry little dude Me to a mosquito: Asshole. Fuck you

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Finally a place to store my creative works

Music fixes me. Every. Time.

As you wish.