Look man, I’m okay getting my bags scanned but I don’t want poorly trained ghouls harassing my neighbors

Yes.

AJ WTF

The two most beautiful words in the English language: go birds.

when i remember depression & anxiety can’t hit a moving target

kids, not to get too radical here but i don’t want my govt to murder me

2026 gonna be long as hell huh

Renee Good.

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

This is really, really great. wantmymtv.vercel.app

“still punk as fuck,” i whisper as i wrap myself in 300 layers of bubble wrap

Honestly, mute and move on. If you're taking things on here too personally, it's probably time to take a break.

Punk's not dead. youtu.be/Tsm2ZpD8fpM

interesting that lack of regulation and anti-woke ideology keeps resulting in pedophiles

MTV peaked with this youtu.be/SRwrg0db_zY?...

People who notice cool birds are better lovers everybody knows that

I bet penguin tastes good.

suck it chiefs

My problem is that i have a brain that thinks all the time

Happy Thanksgiving y'all Remember Alice? This is a song about Alice. open.spotify.com/track/4OjKHy...

Imagine finding out immigrants aren’t the reason for everything that’s wrong with your life after all and you’re just a piece of shit

yeah i should be worried about the government and stuff but to be honest with you i am more concerned about my immediate peace and the happiness and contentment of me and mine, so yeah. go vote and stuff. i will too. but let me have a happy home while i do? it ain't a big ask.

shut the fuck up nerd

Shouldn’t take a court order to tell you to feed the hungry.

life is a constant battle of trying to have a good time or being healthy

I keep asking wtf but nobody explains wtf

i yearn to just not know things

Death, taxes, Kershaw shitting the bed in the playoffs

Hate to burst your bubble, but…I’m kidding I love it. Fuck your bubble

Those people who are looking forward to a happy afterlife should make sure to have some fun in this life . . . you know, just in case.

We're all just weird little guys riffing online huh

Ladies and gentlemen, may I present: guy who really gets it

When these ICE agents are inevitably punished, I don’t want them shown any mercy. Not a single one. I don’t care if they have 10 kids and 50 grandchildren and donate 10% of their paycheck to the Red Cross and have ptsd — do not give a fuck.

Werner Herzog's Valley Girl

Hot atheists in your area are actually rooting for the rapture just as hard. Please, for the love of whatever vengeful man in the sky you believe in, these christofascist freaks need to gtfo already.

I was thinking how unfair it is that only high-achieving young people, the ambitious ones who want to get somewhere, seek out mentors, giving them another advantage, so I'm looking to mentor someone with no ambition, offer tips on half-assing it and just getting by without doing too much damage.

Yelling "Hey wait for me!" In public. To no one. Just to feel included.

Hello my friends with perfect taste in NFL teams, wishing you a very go birds this morning

The truth, the truth, the truth is on fire

What's the best way to let somebody know you've seen their sex tape on xhamster?

If life had a laugh track, at least I’d know when I’m supposed to find this funny.

I just learned IANAL means"I am not a lawyer" and not the fun thing I thought it did. My apologies for what must've been some alarming and confusing DMs

I can post whatever I want to on Bluesky. Nobody will ever read it. Fartsicle.