In Words With Friends Jedi is not an acceptable word but Sith is. Beginning to understand how Mace Windu and Yoda never saw it coming.

getting banned by reddit mods just to feel something

companies used to make money by providing quality products or services now they make money by exporting risk and importing reward complete enshitification of our entire economy

I had a cat nap and am now drinking an evening coffee. I am drained on this Wednesday that feels like Monday.

I could generate more popular content but McRib is back

“So, anyway, I says to the guy, I says, ‘That’s not what your mom said last night.’”

Sucking on a chili dog outside the Tasty Freeze, only I'm in back of the Tasty Freeze and I don't think this is a chili dog

Putting myself out there like…

I don’t wanna fuck a robot I want robot give me warm potato when I come in from the cold

Sometimes I get jealous of people who are retiring, then I remember they’re nearing the end of their natural lifespan and I get even more jealous.

I have a junk food problem. I don't have any . . .

just butting in to say leave me out of it

As a semi-sane person I had no idea I'd be yelling at my microwave and dryer this often

You know you're old when ''I have to go'' stops reffering to parties

I for one love to not be able to watch football because the $3.5 trillion company can’t get along with the $201 billion company

Love this youtu.be/Jufjxo3izUQ

I lost my virginity while playing Pitfall on Atari

Anyway a great way to radicalize people is for them to realize that you just abandoned their chance at being able to access and afford health care because you didn’t like waiting in line at the airport.

Senators on the brink of retirement who lived full, wealthy lives and never feared the loss of their own healthcare voting for their constituents to die from their inability to afford the same is treasonous

I'm so angry our elected senators made a deal w the shyster asshats. I'm not going to post much about it fr

An agreement to agree to do a later vote is NOT an enforceable contract so what in the actual hell are Americans getting out of this deal??

My family has been without half our income for 40 days. It has been.. very hard. We are willing to feel that pain so people can have health care next year, or to undo these illegal recissions. We are not willing to have been put through this for NOTHING.

If you had to talk about any topic for one hour what would it be? For me it would be Karate Kid

Of course I’m an alpha male. *adjusts panties

I don't delete my bad posts because why should I suffer alone.

I like my coffee like I like my men, bitter and with a slightly unpleasant mouth feel

Listen, we didn't ask for a hot and sensitive Frankenstein monster but we certainly deserved one.

Getting old is so extra. I used to just wake and bake but now I wake and ache and bake.

A newly engaged neighbor asked me about marriage. I told him it's sort of like a museum. You have to be quiet and you can't really touch anything.

Help me. I've stumbled into a karaoke bar where a tone deaf Lou Reed is singing Danger Zone. It's either Lou Reed or Beck. Not exactly sure.

Ooh, think about this: Christmas worms. The little hats? omg so cute

In 2025, first-time home buyers sank to a record low of 21%. Housing is unaffordable. We need to take private equity out of the housing market and return purchasing power to ordinary Americans.

Those cheering on the massive job cuts in the public service need to realise that those displaced workers will be competing for the limited number of available private sector positions. This increased competition will result in lower wages for everyone.

last night's pizza. trying a new dough recipe.

I have thrown up 5 times today due to a migraine that is not responding to any of my usual tricks so I would just like to say fuck United Healthcare for deciding not to cover my Emgality prescription that kept me from having a single migraine for the years I was on it also Free Luigi

I’ll watch Cool Runnings right now idgaf

This is my crippling anxiety post. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

Hey! Calling all Wonder Women! We all are sisters…pulling together with one spirit. 50 years ago today the first episode of the series Wonder Woman aired.

I'm an 8 but I'm funny af and can cook bomb ass meals

I don't think people realize how much a trillion dollars is. Let's say you get paid a million dollars per day. That's a lot, right? If you spend none of it and pay no taxes, you'll have a trillion dollars in approximately two thousand seven hundred (2700) YEARS. No one should have that much.

I understand why we shut down American airspace for a few days after 9-11 to avoid a repeat attack but imagine shutting down American airspace to avoid releasing the Epstein files.

e pluribus unum - on our great seal for a reason

RFK ran from the oval office like Josh Howley ran on Jan 6th like the little bitches they are

I know most of my followers probably know this, but just in context: A billion is a thousand million. A trillion is a thousand billion.

I found out recently my husband has been emailing me at the wrong address for over 4 years

I love this time of year when bugs are dying

I'm not one to brag, but I totally got out of bed today without coaxing.

Me: I’m making a roast. My girlfriend: Don’t fuck it.