I’m eating lentils you’ve never even heard of

The enchirito is back and contains no fresh ingredients that could harbor life

Walmart is reducing the price of its "one-pound log of ground beef" 👀

the new Joyce Carol Oates collection sounds buck wild lithub.com/what-does-jo...

if i microwave something and it comes out still cold then baby im eating it cold i don't have the time for all this

somehow Trump found a way to make an entire nation feel gross about rooting for their own team

Sounds like the annoying and shrill pro-DEI ladies who said that perhaps running someone who in adulthood knowingly had Nazi tattoos inked to their body was not a great idea were right...

Today, in place of a new piece of writing from IT WAS PARADISE, our special issue on war and conflict in environmental justice, here's a word of explanation from publisher @michaeljdeluca.bsky.social as to why we felt we had to remove a poem from the issue: reckoning.press/ai/

Pretty good tournament where every day the best game anyone has ever seen happens.

Supergirl is fun! Great summer movie

[Clash of the Titans voice]: RELEASE THE BALOGUN

I spy with my little eye ... my new story in the summer issue of Colorado Review!

that’s a game you need a cigarette after

handing out copies of my book in front of Madison Square Garden until ICE disappears me

Elaine by LJ Pemberton gets a link!

this July 4 we are fighting fascism with books

the isle of misfit book marketing strategies

I would not like to know, ever, how much of my life I’ve spent retrieving or resetting forgotten usernames and passwords. 🤯

might i be so bold: malarkeybooks.com/store/toadst...

Bubble tea but it's gnocchi floating in mulled wine

my favorite part of starting any new job is meeting the person who tells you the building is haunted

More Strange Visions coming 2027 from @malarkeybooks.bsky.social baby! Let’s go!

I want to see more love banners on skyscrapers, please apnews.com/article/empi...

Preorders make the world go round, although truthfully by “world” one means “tiny press” and by “go round” one means “not go defunct,” which is considerably less catchy. Below are some books that are available or preorder, all signed by their respective authors.

Denver you are crazy and I love it here ❤️

this is what summer is going to be like

constitutional birthright citizenship survives by 1 vote. and to think people were worried about this beautiful institution.

I'm griefmaxxing. I'm widowmogged. I'm sorrowgooned.

all we wanted was magic eraser but they wouldn't stop there, they gave us chatgpt and murder bots

I'm tired. I do not want to cook. But there's nothing around us (except fast food) with an entree under $20 each and just no. I miss when regular ole middle class us could afford to eat out once or twice a week every dang week. I need the break. I am NOT spending $26 for a burger and fries.

part of the magic of soccer is that there's so little scoring that every goal is an OH SHIT moment

Why don’t you eat a lot of waffle fries about it

I blurbed it!

one look at her library hold list and I knew she was a hustler

So embarrassing to see like a bag of Doritos at the grocery store with America 250 branding on the package.

guy on a bike called out to me ‘you look so beautiful!’ and i was steeling myself for it to get weird but then he called to a guy on a different bike ‘that’s a great bike man!’ and then ‘smoothie looks fire!’ to a third guy who was drinking one. so i guess i found him. Johnny Compliments

the three genders

at a conference this week and I wish it was AWP

I know I sound like a crazy person because we all worship cars now but I actually don’t think it should be legal to drive a vehicle with a hood taller than most women and all children in a heavily pedestrian city

Can't win a war against algae, can't even surrender correctly to Iran. These guys couldn't run a Radio Shack

out on the patio with "A Question of Family" by Francois Bereaud 💙📚

Counterpoint: The best minds of your generation are in the Taco Bell drive-thru line at 2 a.m. on Saturday

flashback to last weekend when we found the grove of big aspen trees

need pants but not slim fit pants

Accidently smiled at someone again because I was thinking about food.

omfg Greenwater Services

holy fuck no one cares google

Obama Center Reflecting Pool