FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION!!! for literary awards, reviews, readership & general good vibes: my 2025 books!

Giant skeletons are showing up in my neighbors’ yards and @renbolger.bsky.social’s new novel has arrived—I’m ready for Halloween! 😱📘 @malarkeybooks.bsky.social

if I am being honest, this review of my book by @davidbrehmer.bsky.social is one I return to when I need a little extra juice

Here’s “Burger King” another little taste of “Submarines” — a novel coming out with @malarkeybooks.bsky.social next summer: farewelltransmission.net/2023/02/burg...

Hell yeah! @malarkeybooks.bsky.social Bookmail!! @renbolger.bsky.social excited to get this!

Hellarkey is now sold out, but you lucky ducks you who already bagged one can check out the new story 'Ee Flow A Sustenance' from our Will Couper. @malarkeybooks.bsky.social

I HAVE MINE! WHY DON'T YOU HAVE YOURS? 📚🩸 And the note on the secret pie recipe seemed a bit threatening... I'm sure it's fine...

You heard them. Only 10 signed copies left!

Looking at a steal here.

Seven days til release! The stock dwindles!

10 signed copies left. Kind of the last chance to get The Barre Incidents first edition signed by @renbolger.bsky.social with an original bookmark, copy of Hellarkey 4, and secret spinach pie recipe. malarkeybooks.com/store/barre-...

Because I am in the @malarkeybooks.bsky.social book club, I got a copy of The Barre Incidents by @renbolger.bsky.social along with a spinach pie recipe. I can't show you the recipe because there's a vaguely threatening note attached.

May I suggest ‘White People on Vacation’ from @malarkeybooks.bsky.social

Just 11 signed copies left and if you snag one you get some nice bonuses, including the latest issue of Hellarkey!

looks like a buncha @malarkeybooks.bsky.social to me 🤨

My ardent love for this bookmail!! @malarkeybooks.bsky.social @vikhinao.bsky.social

You guys, Kathy got her copy!!!!

We are sold out of Hellarkey—but it turns out Lauren has a few copies left of both Hellarkey and her (signed!) book so you can still get this good book mail!

Ye wa-an' tae read my stuff, aye, well ye kin read "Ee Flow A Sustenance" here, along wi bunch of other great stories: malarkeybooks.com/store/hellar...

Look at The Barre Incidents next to these pumpkins! 🧡🎃🧡

Picked up the latest from @renbolger.bsky.social at Raven’s End Books, Winnipeg’s finest horror bookshop. @malarkeybooks.bsky.social

Vi Khi Nao @vikhinao.bsky.social @malarkeybooks.bsky.social

Spooky Season just got better. Excellent book mail today from @malarkeybooks.bsky.social Very excited to dig into these, especially Barre. Congratulations on the release @renbolger.bsky.social 💙

Just got my copy of Hellarkey from @malarkeybooks.bsky.social! Excited to read One Night in Cedar Hill by @henraptor.bsky.social!!!!

Ten days until release. A little while ago we shared chapter one on the Malarkey site but it’s been a while so I’m posting it again. There’s a preorder link on that page at the top! (CW - parent death/grief/and beyond) malarkeybooks.com/free-samples...

catching up on my email after a long weekend away & it appears that Hellarkey vol. 4, while sold out in print, can be grabbed in PDF too! check it out from @malarkeybooks.bsky.social: malarkeybooks.com/ebooks/hella...

To quote Danny Glover in Be Kind Rewind, “Every dollar helps and if you’ve got a twenty that helps even more.” malarkeybooks.com/checkout/don...

My copy of @renbolger.bsky.social’s The Barre Incidents has shipped already! Jealous? You don’t have to be! malarkeybooks.com/store/barre-...

September has been slow but this has been a good weekend for sales. If you like books we’ve probably got something for you!

There's maybe never been a more important moment for #BookSky to get REALLY into small & indie presses. If you don't know where to start, tell me what you're into and I'll give you a recommendation

Read the last book Harold Bloom ever reviewed

LONG ASS STORIES

We have 40 t-shirts left. You can get a shirt and two books for just $50. It’s also gonna come with stickers and a couple zines. Or sign up for book club and get one for free! malarkeybooks.com/store/twoboo...

the funny thing about the constant misappropriation of MLK is that the guy left a massive body of writing specifically aimed at explaining his views of those of the movement he represented to the broad public. it is extremely easy to know what the guy thought on a variety of subjects and yet

Bought my copy a while ago. Buy yours today! 👻 #booksky #writersky #horrorsky

Horror fans, we are 35 orders away from breaking even on the printing costs of The Barre Incidents. We have a few signed first editions left and one of them could be yours!

Dance Tonight.

the republican line to open corruption in the government is “WE DON’T CARE” lmfao

Teachers, parents, and people who know high school aged creative writers, The Weight Journal is open for submissions! www.theweightjournal.com

Craziest thing, we’ve sold 8 copies today! Losing less and less money on this one! malarkeybooks.com/store/klr24

Hey it's Malarkey book club mail @malarkeybooks.bsky.social

Sold five copies of King Ludd’s Rag No. 25 today!

We have Malarkey t-shirts. They’re simple, comfortable, and only valuable to us when they’re out of our house. malarkeybooks.com/store/twoboo...

Malarkey Mail Day @malarkeybooks.bsky.social

The store of signed copies is running low but there are some left. Get The Barre Incidents, signed by the author, its shipping label cut with kid scissors by the author. Amazon could never give you this. malarkeybooks.com/store/barre-...

It is Friday my dudes, and I am bound by fate and these lean and vicious times to promote my books without a marketing team. So please, check 'em out, which unlike fruit do not go bad on your shelf, and consider sharing this post, reviewing the books or grabbing a copy. Thanks if you do 🙏🍻

We need to finish the year strong because we have bills and authors and cover designers to pay and books to print and every single order, big or small, makes all of that possible. Personally, I think our books are really great too. malarkeybooks.com/store

Go see Vi Khi Nao and Laura Paul and Steve Barbaro tonight!