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what's good for the propagoose is good for the propaganda

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You're a writer not coming to Chicago on a book tour? Skills issue.

Hey, homie, meet me at the

I get sad when trees die.

I enjoy cliffs and lakes.

Seven days til release! The stock dwindles!

What's great about poetry is that everyone who comes to it can, for their own unique reasons, leave completely disappointed by it

Ron Padgett

Lmao sure why not I'll join the class action lawsuit for health problems caused by *checks notes* doing whippets

I enjoy cliffs and lakes.

everything alive is being killed and no one notices anymore

I want to diagnose a problem with poetry endings, which is this: the bad ones try to wrap the poem up in a bow.

Love to be early for a telehealth appointment and see the doctor go from "available" to "on another call" at the exact time my appointment is supposed to start.

I'm surprised at how many submissions come from hotmail and aol accounts.

This is tangentially Kimmel-related, but: What even was The Man Show? We've come so far from that era of television that it's crazy a show like that even existed.

Incredible how the worst accounts top this list

Forgot to lock the car so of course someone went through every compartment last night, leaving the papers all over the car like a cop looking for evidence.

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If I read a book filled with three novellas, have I read: - 1 book - 3 books - 4 books ???

Currently spinning : Separation Sunday by The Hold Steady

*sees interesting ad for some mysterious product* ⬇️ *goes to website to learn more about what the mysterious product is* ⬇️ *site immediately blocked by form asking for my email for 10% off mysterious product* ⬇️ *closes website before ever learning what the product is*

I always forget De Palma never missed the chance to use a split diopter shot.

Surprise! We just opened submissions and now you've got an hour to submit before the submissions close! Chase the shiny object! Congrats, you've gamefied the publishing process even further. Why don't you sell people's data next and become the shitty app developer you've always wanted to be?

This is why I hate magazines that do speedrun submission calls with short windows and quick turnaround times. How much editorial care can that editor do, really, if they're blasting through a 100 subs, picking pieces on vibes alone? You're not running a lit mag, you're running a content mill.

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You should be recommending books. Constantly.

The best book I've read this year. Beautifully written and full of great characters. Timely, too. Picked it up as a lark but I couldn't put it down.

Growing up in Poland, my earliest car memory is riding around in one of these.

Celebrating the Polski #Fiat: 25 years since #coldwar #Poland’s little legend took its final bow tvpworld.com/89062310/mar...

This is a pretty funny mistake, but it's actually raptor, not rapture—[screaming as I get pulled away to be disemboweled by hungry dinosaurs]

Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again

No ideas but in gains

(Homer from offstage): "Ooh, he card reads good"

Is it a good thing for an industry when people are constantly inventing new words to describe the terrible side effects of your product?

LOL. LMAO even

You have to start listening to bands that are more and more obscure that can only book smaller and smaller venues until you're left going to open mics with two drink minimums where your friend is performing under the name Humane Skum

Incredible

No ideas but in gains

Oh, yeah, that sucks

We are too addicted to spectacle. We must learn to break our hearts watching a leaf tremble in the breeze.

I won't hold my breath but I would love for Miller to be able to finally make The Wasteland

My other gripe is the reliance on "news report is immediately credible and believed by everyone" trope. The world turns on Superman over one headline? In the middle of a fight where he saved everyone? In today's media environment?

We are too addicted to spectacle. We must learn to break our hearts watching a leaf tremble in the breeze.

I liked Superman fine but it had too much superhero stuff in it.

As your attorney, I advise you to go read a book.

As a poet, I'd love to have this kind of headline.

As a poet, I'd love to have this kind of headline.