we could execute like 100 dudes and immediately begin the age of utopia but we are cowards

acquired a bike and my power grows by the minute

they put a new tooth in my head. it was expensive

happy Jesus Christ Superstar day to those who celebrate!

i would rather be fucking crucified than listen to a single second of this shit

Started a live in-studio series with friends. I am so happy these are, and I love our scrappy little team. Make stuff with your friends. First up the brilliant PILE, one of the best bands doing it

Recommended something green for St Paddy's www.lazyandentitled.org?p=162658223

*The Buddha has entered the chat*

Getting money out of politics would get a lot of the corruption and nonsense out of our government as well. Let me tell you a lot of the people in government wouldn't be if they couldn't get wealthy anymore from it.

Become worm

another day, another playthrough of the new Mitski

I enjoyed "The Bride". It had its hits and misses but it was hella fun and definitely tried to be its own thing.

Personally i think it would be good and cool if all the stuff from Annihilation happened to me i think i could handle it and I think I’d come out better for it

one cool thing about that band Geese is they sound like shit and write boring music

for all those "i listen to everything folks"-- it's been a sick couple weeks of music releases! New records from Baby Keem, Mitski, and Gorillaz plus a very good single from American Football.

my film rec for the day! www.lazyandentitled.org?p=162658186

Happy entering Twin Peaks exact time

seriously y'all

where's my capo

Send Help was hella fun.

i'd pay $20 for an Animal Crossing DLC that let me kill Blathers once a day

New film recommendation is up and it's a two-fer! www.lazyandentitled.org?p=162658110

an activity we've enjoyed for 20+ years. friendship rocks

An absolute must watch film

Happy Groundhog day! I obviously recommend "Happy Death Day"! www.lazyandentitled.org?p=162658084

itsssss the day we’ve been waiting all week for, New Music Friday, baby!!!!! here’s our latest playlist,👂enjoy👂 www.getalternative.com/new-music-fr...

I forgot the @lazyandentitled.bsky.social login, but we have a new episode up! We read The Barre Incidents by @renbolger.bsky.social and talked about it! on.soundcloud.com/qLD2x42eSUsw...

BONE TEMPLE

i'd pay $20 for an Animal Crossing DLC that let me kill Blathers once a day

Night one of puppets

mf bears!

shout-out to love. being in love rocks.

I like when my cat uses his lil tail as a sleep mask

hyper-specific northside Chicago take: Pauline's ain't the hidden gem it's made out to be. Alexander's, Little Corner, & Cozy Corner are all better diner options (and maybe even cheaper). Not trying to hate on a small business, but I was unimpressed after hearing so many good things. Thick bacon tho

MONKEY MURDER MOVIE

ICE murders people

poring over cookbooks like a fuckin wizard studying tomes

You know what? Not everything scales. And that’s okay. Better than okay. Write poems that reach a few people, maybe. Then write some more poems.

Maturity is when Maladroit becomes your second favorite Weezer album

Perform empathy. Please. Perform the fuck out of it. It's so good to act with kindness. I hope it penetrates to a place where you feel it, too, but if you must act some way, act the right way. I'm not here to judge your authenticity, I just want you to be kind, thoughtful, and mortified by meanness.

Having a cat is so cool. There is a little creature in my bed who loves me and vibrates like a tiny motorcycle and is so fuzzy and wants to snuggle. How could I want anything else

Not sure when the “You are entering Free Rogers Park” sign went up on the Touhy Ave metra overpass but it’s pretty recent.

Sometimes when you're talking to someone about their thoughts on a movie, they watched it while scrolling the entire time. Remember that.

god bless the lyft driver who plays no music and speaks no words

co-worker told me one of my songs was in their top 100 for the year 🥹🥹🥹

can we get a hell yes, Chicago??!

not really a Monopoly guy, but I do login to my bank account everyday hoping for a bank error in my favor

this man crosses state lines and becomes unrecognizable to me

every episode of "I Shouldn't Be Alive" is either 1) i survived despite my own stupidity or 2) i survived despite God's best efforts

NEW PODCAST @bobsykora.bsky.social and @thecorlew.bsky.social are thrilled to welcome the incredible Kiik Araki-Kawaguchi! Kiik reads from @neonpajamas.bsky.social and his own work, and then we talk hoops 🍎: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t... Spotty: open.spotify.com/episode/0cnZ...