Y'all aren't ready for this conversation

My friend who goes to the same facial spa as me said the facialist is not supposed to give me a full on chest massage and I'm like Sorry that my eyes are down here

in a way aren't we all looking for more sink cheese where we found it yesterday

Spiritually done with Lost Eidolons Veil of the Witch and I cannot get myself to finish the hidden Act

Do you think Hilary Duff will have surprise guests for her tours singing What Dreams Are Made Of together like Sally and Style "Say buonasera to my new American friend..."

Me listening to strawberry letter 23

this would have been my myspace profile picture

Mamdani's line that billionaires spent more to oppose his candidacy than he proposed to tax them really says it all. Like a company that shuts down a profitable location as soon as it unionizes. The principle of maintaining control is more important.

I need a rebrand

MATTHEW

The chokehold Wicked: One Wonderful Night + Mature by Hilary Duff has on me right now

I am just here to say that Hilary Duff’s new song is gorgeous and fun and smart. As someone who was also in a situation like this as a confused teen, the subject matter of the song was unexpected and hit me hard (not in a bad way). If you want a flirty girl dance-in-your-kitchen moment, go stream!

YOURE SO MATURE FOR YOUR AGE, BABE

Hilary Duff said we come to this place for magic bitch!

Reminder: Leonardo DiCaprio was born in 1974. youtu.be/7G3c0sqzXMM

Ohhhh

Listening to Hilary Duff's new diss track. Hbu

No because why was Leonardo born in 74????? youtu.be/7G3c0sqzXMM?...

IS HILARY DUFF SINGING ABOUT LEONARDO DICAPRIO IN MATURE

Sunderfolk (DND meets Jackbox) is honestly great fun Guess this is our routine for the next few Wednesdays then

Me on Friday: You just ordered a pepperoni pizza and a 3-liter coke. You put on Hilary Duff's new song on repeat while playing Neopets. There are no classes tomorrow, your parents don't care if you stay up late.. It's a perfect night, you're 34 years old, the year is 2025.

Hilary Duff - Mature (Sam998899 Remix) when

"A little like me just younger But she loves when she hears you say You're so mature for your age baby She looks like she could be your daughter Like me before I got smarter When I was flattered to hear you say You're so mature for your age"

TWO WEEKS UNTIL DEMONSCHOOL

Not even a full month and I’m already generating so much more energy than I use! I’m so giddy to not have an electric bill anymore.

I should do an alt version

honestly i think my body goals is just to be hot enough to get free massages from fwbs once in a while

Friend is wanking his bwc in his hotel room with the opposite office being able to see everything and a hot guy keeps going to the window to see it more clearly And I am feral 😭

love when couples rsvp for my groups

a story in two parts

Wake Up Wake Up

lowkey initially cringing at roguelite angle but having a LOT of fun with Lost Eidolons Veil of the Witch it's Fire Emblem combat esque

is.... anyone going to tell me that Hilary Duff's Wake Up in Best Of is slightly different or did we all not buy Best Of open.spotify.com/track/1XUvMf...

I just have to accept that the hotties I blow in the showers and saunas are guys I'll never see ever again Mostly because I wouldn't recognize them with my glasses

Spa only gave me 30 mins to enter early and I managed to squeeze a nice BJ in the steam room 😘

Nobody asked but here are my top favourite Hilary Duff songs without thinking too much All About You Breathe In. Breathe Out. Confetti Feel Alive Happy My Kind This Heart Tattoo Our Lips Are Sealed Outside of You Rebel Hearts Wake Up Why Not With Love

THIS IS NOT A DRILL www.hilaryduff.com

Ten years without music from Hilary duff and of course she makes me wait an extra hour

mentally i am here

Guy has been trying to meet for years and when I finally offered to meet him today after he tapped me on Grindr, he literally said "maybe another time" Y'all need therapy and rehab

(willing myself into turning off my phone for the weekend and unplug. just because i get random last-minute invites doesnt mean it'll happen ALL the time and i can let myself unplug, and not be FOMO)

Hi

My 2 fav machines in the gym are the sauna and this mirror

literally purchased for fitness tips and he's moving on to patreon cause the app is buggy lmao