I love my friends

Patrick

i dont know who i added to my goodreads but omfg my recommendations have been SO BAD that i am on my 6th Did Not Finish

(not baiting for responses but the guy i was in a situationship said we are not compatible because i was too conscientious and i'd put in more for the relationship than him and i'm like... should i... not have given a 100% lol should i have been a f*ckboi)

Kimmel back on air. Hit them in the wallet!

My goal of the hike was the convince as many cuties as possible to remove their shirts

“I’m going to send some nudes from the vault!” Okay, Alt Disney.

Everytime I buy these lol bitches I keep thinking that this is finally the time I use them all

I might... Suddenly be moving from looking for boyfriend dick to becoming a size queen suddenly ever since progressing from Side to Bottom... 🥹

Get me on shark tank

need a man who would c*ge me up for l*cktober

Final Fantasy apparel at The Yetee (available for 24 hours) buff.ly/K26Vr3M #ad

Disney/ABC have a responsibility to refuse to participate in corruption. Kimmel must be reinstated. If Disney/ABC agree to this extortion then perhaps creatives + workers should consider collective action to push back. Same w/buying park + cruise tickets if they bow. People have power. Ask Target

not my friend thinking he received a bottle of lube with a keychain attachment during pride and using it during sex to find out it's sanitizer

lately when i’m feeling hopeless i just think of the Katamari cat wearing scuba gear. if she can survive in an inhospitable environment then so can i

cancelling my 99cents per month h*lu subscription

bonding

an attempt was attempted

lmao i'd CRY if we all lined up *ss up on the bed and the 6 t*ps went to the other 3 b*ttoms right away instead of me

Folsom let's go

Wednesday season 2 is very rewarding

adulting is just me buying these pieces of shit thinking it'll sort out of my life spoilers: it does

Today is the day, Poporogue PS1 full english patch v1.0 is released now! translated from JP>EN! www.romhacking.net/translations... Poporogue is a turn-based mix roguelike elements, as second game that set in dream world with mercenaries system where you can hire and recruit party members.

DM’s are open. Don’t be shy.

How do I redirect my Grindr app to my ebook app when habits just won't die

Folsom month is filled with kink curious guys really interested in trying things like groups etc but flaking multiple times Commit or GTFO lmao

Hi

sup, boy

imma be real with y'all stop talking about him or there will be more bad takes articles, copycats, political stunts and whatnot make him irrelevant

Finally commiting to a g*ngbang and we are losing it lmao

🚨Hilary Duff has signed with Atlantic Records to release new music.

I love you hilary duff, i really do but... the way your PR team fumbled calling your new hulu show a comedy instead of a drama, and sending them an out of focus photo of your atlantic records deal is not a good sign

I should really archive my bukkake era for real before I lose it lmao

Hi

"Think back to your childhood. Do you remember when the anxiety started?"

you cant pay me enough to record my singing voice and hear it out loud like i was a teen thinking i was going to be a Pop Star

(lmao the thoughts that go into my head when people dont rsvp my partiful but i see them rsvping something else i smell i'm boring i'm weird)

Warmth

Really need my day to be broken down into the time structure of the persona 3 series so I can balance Personal improvement Social "obligation" Me-time Getting my brains f*cked by strange men And whatnot

Some of the Gays are so funny begging to be invited and when they do get invites, you just leave the partiful link on read lmao

Afters last night and still made it to the gym 😮‍💨 Love seeing progress tho. Slowly but surely we getting there

This should have been her Espresso

This makes it worth it to be honest All the weeks of wrangling flakey gays, buying stuff to lube proof the apartment, misc logistics like trash bags etc

Legs feelin' thick

touched them in person they're 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐂𝐂

Not me at 7am trying my hardest not to make any sounds in the kitchen, after our orgy that ended at 1130pm, when he already woke up at 5am at line up for a Folsom party tickets

Success but we are increasing the numbers or what are we doing here

omfg literally never noticed back then and i now question my patience

🚨MAJOR BREAKING: DOJ Deputy Chief Joseph Schnitt was caught on a hidden camera saying the government will “redact every Republican” from the Epstein files and leave only the Democrats. He also revealed that Ghislaine Maxwell was transferred to a minimum security “to keep her mouth shut.”