just finished mina the hollower, wow wow wow

Mineru-first TotK run, just to see if it’s possible (it was)

"Criminality is so rampant inside CBP that it has seen one of its own agents or officers arrested every 24 to 36 hours since 2005." "it appears the crime rate of CBP agents and offices was higher PER CAPITA than the crime rate of undocumented immigrants." www.doomsdayscenario.co/p/accountabi...

We’re airing a new campaign ad, starting tomorrow. Here it is:

i do genuinely think we need to jail every single person currently working for ICE

something something political violence

Titular sounds like it could have been cool 80s slang for a woman with big boobs

perfect day with the perfect people doing the perfect thing (@ohnomiko.bsky.social @tdobsh.bsky.social)

land o’lakes courtesy of @ohnomiko.bsky.social (and @nateythom.bsky.social being manly and boaty out of frame)

every time i walk the dog -1hp -1hp -1hp -1hp -1hp -1hp

won $647 at drag bingo on this cruise that only cost $605

Pointless Balatro lore: When I started Balatro dev I was living in my hometown of Regina, Saskatchewan. I had a bus stop outside my apartment (similar to the one in this image) and I based the art of 'Ride the Bus' on that bus stop! Every time I see that joker it reminds me of my old apartment

when is this era of fashion = big pants, tiny shirt gonna end

our friends want shadow to meet their cat but max and i want our friends to still have a cat that is alive so we said no

the dirty little secret to a smoother airplane boarding is this: at some point, the person in front of you *IS* going to walk backwards a few steps leave 4 feet of open floor space between you and their luggage. magically you’re free of any upstream nonsense. if everyone did this, it would be 😎👍👍

for my bday yesterday i put my phone on DND all day and i gotta remember to do that every year fno

oops Switch 2 TOTK allows you to have a second save file lmao oh well

time to start a new file to last me until Wind Waker

new 3-hour contrapoints video posted goodnight everyone

if you have a random deck of cards lying around… i’ve been obsessed with this single-player roguelike (lol but also fr) card game all week stfj.net/art/2011/Sco...

phalluntine’s day

my hair hasn’t been this long since i was a kid also when i was in little league the boys called me curly sue and it made me cry and also i hit the ball once and was so flustered i ran directly to third base and everybody screamed at me including the parents

lady gargar

becoming a wii fit trainer main (photo unrelated)

I know I tweet about this 10 times a day but I need to understand how every company on earth is throwing 100% of their weight at this absolute garbage technology

low-stakes dream superpower: ability to know the tea whenever a podcast says they’ll tell someone something “off-pod”

sobbing at the end of Ōkami i definitely skipped the cutscenes as a kid

autometry — inspired by Manfred Mohr's work — #genuary #genuary2025 #genuary5 #codeart #generativeart #noAI #geometry

Max & I—together for 12 years—had very few good photos together this whole time that is… until 2024 somehow! sometimes leaving the house is good!!! memories yay ✨

I think as a society we need to distinguish between vaporwave liminal and half-life liminal

wellllllllll we’re cruise people now

someone on this beach is blasting multiple tropical Adele remixes, this photo is haunting my psyche

dave franco no audition needed

both gay

going on my first cruise today 🛳️

ban the underscore from corporate america’s keyboards until people learn to behave

i was surprised by snow this morning but kylie minogue had a custom padam padam matching umbrella ready to go just in case

everybody’s using AI for pointless evil (spammy instagram captions) and not fun good (reba mcentire AI cover of TWICE’s “fancy”)

“tumbleweed” descriptive-ass word

if it wasn’t clear already i haven’t decided how i’m gonna use this site yet

how did these signs come into popularity? i find them and “neither candidate… my dog!” signs so frustrating especially knowing it’s probably people my age putting them out

quickly before everyone arrives

on-the-nose to say here, but it really is frustrating how useless it feels reporting blatantly hateful stuff on the other apps knowing it’ll come back deemed a-ok