going to the theatre tonight for Wicked For Good, and staying sat until january 30th

i hate the person chat gpt thinks i am

the way it’s randomly 60 degrees today…

they said it was going to get better, and they weren’t wrong

tonight’s conversation between whitney and bronwyn is fucking real, and i love that they talked about this on camera #RHOSLC

just some pics from the backyard. the northern lights are putting on a show tonight, and it’s apparently only getting better?

me, a graphic designer coming back to work after a week off:

Never forget who sold us out: Hassan King Cortez-Masto Shaheen Kaine Fetterman Durbin Rosen

i’m losing brain cells listening to these senators pretend a handshake agreement is going to fix anything. they cannot possibly be this stupid.

you fucking coward. lucy has never let charlie brown kick the football. voting to reopen the govt without securing protections isn’t compromise, it’s capitulation. the real-world harm from this isn’t theoretical, and the responsibility sits with you and every senator who broke ranks.

Cortez Masto Durbin Fetterman Hassan Kaine King Rosen Shaheen when the GOP inevitably doesn’t even grant their vote in December:

if there’s something lisa barlow isn’t gonna do, it’s dress for the theme

totally forgot we get another night of #rhoslc and below deck crossover tonight!

Accident at the fracking ranch :/

the salt lake girls on below deck with captain jason??? this is my multiverse #RHOSLC

for the bit i hope they’re hot

shocked to find out that Elijah Perseus on today’s episode of jeopardy is not in fact a magician

brittani’s crying on camera again and i just want to hand olivia a therapist and a medal. JESUS CHRIST OF LATTER DAY SAINTS be with that child #RHOSLC

George Santos, a man who lied about his mother dying in 9/11... ....was just sprung from jail by Trump, who lied about seeing Muslims cheering 9/11.

carrie ann just referred to hilaria baldwin as “a woman of a certain age” on dancing with the stars. she’s 41. i need a minute. WHAT?!

I for one welcome our evil twink overlord on The Floor

happy thursday from my beanie baby, who somehow feels both cuddly and like a garbage bag full of coat hangers and cd cases

getting a retweet from d’arcy carden and a buzzfeed feature made this a peak millennial-core achievement

jd vance’s eyeliner + mike johnson’s rouge + pete hegseth’s pentagon glam room = america’s next drag superstar

The Floor with Rob Lowe, but it’s all of the senators

kiss of a spider woman

people say gays are groomers but i’m just showing my 5yo niece the Bad Romance choreography like a responsible adult

how i imagine my therapist describes me to her partner while technically obeying HIPAA:

them: top/bttm? me:

absolutely love bronwyn, and she’s already being so vulnerable this season. i absolutely feel for her this season, and she is a much bigger person than i would be dealing with such a judgmental mother. my mother would be in a home so fast #rhoslc

not britani petting a cactus while choosing a man over her daughter 💀 her forgetting to care for that plant is about to be the healthiest relationship in her life #rhoslc

what in fresh hell am i doing to find these dark-ass corners of the internet where i get served ads for a game where you crash planes into towers??? and a top score of 9/11??? 😭

i fear the swifties more than i fear god so when they ask about the album i simply say:

“i’d be as skinny as Pete Hegseth too if i lived on a steady diet of zin patches and jack daniels” ☠️💀☠️

i was ready to spiral without solène… but max is back on below deck med 🇫🇷🛥️ the french keep me giggling and never let me down

injecting this into my veins to start the week

just read this in my head to the tune of “Everything is romantic”

no one has ever made me want to bully more

Vince looking for Kelsey at the reunion #bb27

Ashley’s J.D. is showing 😂🤣 #bb27

LESS GOD INFLUENCERS ON BB28

for awful this season has been, and i’m not thrilled with the top, i’m LOVING watching vinny crumble #bb27 #finale

the jury is still acting like vince is some mastermind of the game when he literally just cried, stumbled, and had his game fall apart week after week. he is a HORRIBLE big brother player. #bb27

the twins on project runway have definitely explored each others bodies right?

morgan could have made such a good move, and instead, her and vinny have made this one of the most boring seasons of big brother in a long time

did julie just call vinny a passenger princess?? 💀🤣

when ur being a slut on snapchat and the the family group starts going off and you wonder who got that last message

survivor gays. how we feeling about last night’s episode??

“Imagine Kelsey dumps me and I don’t win this and I don’t have any money” #bb27