catching up on RHOBH after being gone this week and i’m convinced amanda didn’t leave the cult. she simply manifested being the cult leader instead.

if i was on drag race and the mood was off, i would ask Darlene to bust out her bag of wigs, and i just know that would turn shit around

him: you better not be cunty Ronald McDonald when i get there me:

why the fuck am i CRYING that Hudson Williams showed up for Conner Storrie on SNL?

the fall of the house of dion feels right

charli xcx on opposite day:

hop off the plane at MSP, buzzed from plane wine with just a carry-on… let’s go see MBB!

ngl, these closing ceremonies are kinda what i wish the opening ceremonies were like. they are cuntyyyyy

finally catching up on RHOBH, and it’s now clear that Amanda left a cult because she wanted to lead one herself

All these dancing queens on Drag Race a bunch of one-trick ponies…

well this didn’t age well…

how am i expected to send one coherent email when US curling is on 🥌

democrats: hold trump and prince andrew accountable, investigate the epstein files. gop: strawberry mango vapes are destroying america. we are not the same.

lmao at “Rhythm Is a Dancer” playing on Capitol Hill during Pam Bondi’s testimony while they roll footage of Donald Trump with Jeffrey Epstein. you couldn’t script this.

“If they could just maintain their composure” Pam Bondi says performative while merely crying saying that “president trump is the best president in american history” while deflecting and filibustering any time she can

Dropkin to my knees to support Korey in the gold medal match

U.K. might lose a prime minister because a guy who worked for him knew another guy who hung out with Epstein. Meanwhile the U.S. opposition party is telling our President, who was Epstein's best friend, that his secret police should get better training so their public street murders look less messy.

Seattle winning feels correct (i know nothing about football, this is just vibes)

Gaga: hey, so i have this idea

Ready for my 13 minutes with Bad Bunny

who wants to join my class action lawsuit against microsoft for false advertising, cuz copilot DEFINITELY doesn’t work like that

Charlie Puth is singing the national anthem? how many times do we think he’ll throw it to the crowd to sing for him?

six days into Black History Month and the president is posting racist AI videos mocking the only Black president, then telling us to “stop the fake outrage.” this isn’t humor. it’s contempt, from the highest office. unfit to govern. remove them. you’re done.

just a normal day in Minneapolis on my way to Costco

between grief and family infighting i need to send my therapist a syllabus, a pre-read, and a land acknowledgment

LUTHER VANDROSS?????

saying #ICEOut at the grammys ahead of the super bowl, while the spotlight is hottest and the criticism loudest, isn’t reckless. it’s brave. Bad Bunny gets it.

i’m glad the ikea lampshade i accidentally ruined could be repurposed #GRAMMYs

bad bunny. my god. also, congrats i guess. #GRAMMYs

Olivia Dean during her #GRAMMYs acceptance speech for Best New Artist: “I’m up here as the granddaughter of an immigrant, I’m a product of bravery and I think those people deserve to be celebrated.”

i want to have a party where i have a reveal and play around the Sabrina Carpenter grammys set

congrats to Olivia Dean! gorgeous performance, even better speech #GRAMMYs

i can’t explain it, but SOMBR looks like his hair stinks

this al*x w*rren performance looks like something i would see at a megachurch #grammys

This isn't about "training issues." The murderer who executed Renee Good has been with ICE for 10 years, and according to DHS, the murderer who executed Alex Pretti has been there for 8 years. These aren't "new recruits," or officers that can be "retrained." ICE can't be reformed. Abolish ICE.

@gallego.senate.gov is fucking weakkkkkk. ICE has proven they cannot be reformed. Abolish ICE Impeach Noem Impeach Trump It’s easy. SPEAK WITH YOUR FUCKING CHEST AND MOVE YOUR FEET.

NEW VIDEO: this appears to be the footage from the woman in the pink coat.

@nytimes.com putting fact-based reporting on today’s Minneapolis ICE shooting behind a paywall while the city is actively trying to understand what happened is indefensible. access to truth during a crisis should not be a subscription perk. #FreeTheNews #Minneapolis #ICE

donna kelce discussing who she thinks #TheTraitorsUs are

rob finding out who the other traitors are #traitors

the way i just want queen out with monet and yam yam #traitors

Mayor Frey is demanding ICE to leave the city and state immediately. We stand by our immigrant and refugee communities – know that you have our full support.

the actors putting on the play for the #RHOSLC girls written about them by the greek playwright: youtu.be/Mwpqu36kK4U?...

someone get the hook and pull grandpa off the stage

the lighting for these entrance looks m isn’t doing any favors for these girls #dragrace

you ever feel like you need a therapy session after a therapy session?

if he interrupts survivor tonight i stg

going to the theatre tonight for Wicked For Good, and staying sat until january 30th

i hate the person chat gpt thinks i am

the way it’s randomly 60 degrees today…